Spooky's Angel: Gracias mi amiga! I can not believe I only have one chapter and already reviews! I thank you much and hopes to you keep reading! (Do not ask why my poem is in French if I am Spanish… mi amigo asked the same thing…) Pues, ¡más gracias!

Tigerstrike: ¡Gracias a tí tambien! Do not ask me where I came up with the pair I guess I love Gary Oldman and Leeloo is the best sooooo… mix them both together and you get this story… Thank you for you read! Hope you continue like it! Gracias.

Chapter Two:

A Little Taste of Home

Oh Amor, Un Gout Petit…

Oh Darling, A sweet little treat.

Cirque atomique du amor

Such a man I do adore.

-"Un Gout Petit de Amor"

Zorg lay down awkwardly in his bed with his secretary on the floor next to him and the fiery-haired woman clinging to his body possessively.

"No badaboom," she reminded him as he straightened out his blankets.

"Yeah, yeah. I know, I know," he said as he tried to make her loosen her grip around his oddly tiny waist.

"No badaboom," she said more sternly as she sat up and stared angrily at him.

"I swear, I won't go badaboom," he told her. She snorted and lay down next to him, again clinging tightly to his waist. She was not going to let him die. Never. She was meant to protect life and there was something very special about this one that she would protect with her life… even her chicken she decided. She would give her chicken away to save Mr. Zorg. She decided she would also give away her chocolate ice cream if the situation called for it… then she put herself to sleep with the skill she had recently picked up. While she slept however she kept a tight grip around the skinny man's waist.

"K-Katrina!" Was what Leeloo heard the next morning as she awakened. She looked up into Zorg's eyes and saw a serious lack of air.

"Katrina! Help!" Zorg cried as he tried in vain to pull away from Leeloo's death grip.

"L-Leeloo!" He squeaked as his strength began to drain.

"Leeloo sorry," she said as she grinned innocently and released him.

"No badaboom," she added a condition to his freedom however…

"I know, I know," he said as he breathed heavily. Katrina popped up out of her weary spot on the floor.

"What's the matter Mr. Zorg? Are you alright?" She asked as she climbed up onto the bed next to him.

"I-I'm fine, just fine, sorry," he said as he coaxed her off his bed. He really couldn't complain… having two pretty women in his bed was a gift from God, but he was still not used to being in such a state… although he hated to admit it, he was still a bit timid around other people… especially women. He didn't know how to react around Earth women. An alien was a bit… well… information-lacking on an Earth-style love life.

"Go back to sleep, sorry Katrina," he said as he stepped over her and dodged Leeloo's swat. It was after all only five-fifty in the morning. He walked out the door and down towards the bathroom. He reached out and opened the door.

"No badaboom!" Leeloo was standing in the bathroom door scolding him. He shrieked and jumped back.

"L-Leeloo! How the hell…?" He backed up and felt confusion spinning through his head.

"No badaboom," she scolded again as if going into the bathroom would cause this event.

"Yeah, yeah," he said, "I know. I'm just using the bathroom," he tried in vain to convince her he was not going to be blown up. She moved out of the bathroom suspiciously and allowed him to walk in.

"No badaboom," she muttered a reminder as he walked by her. He held up a yeah, sure hand as he closed the door behind himself. "No badaboom!" She screamed as she pounded on the door.

"Do you mind? Give him a break," Katrina said as she walked out of Zorg's bedroom. "Leeloo mind," Leeloo said. She wasn't quite sure what the blue-haired lady meant by that but sure… whatever. Better to agree than disagree with these humans. Katrina just stood there in confusion before the bathroom door opened.

"Do you two mind?" Zorg said drearily as he poked his head out.

"Leeloo mind," Leeloo repeated again. He raised a brow at her before shaking his head and turning to Katrina.

"Why are you two standing in front of the bathroom…? It's very… awkward," he said. Katrina's cheeks turned crimson.

"I'm sorry," she said.

"Kitchen?" Zorg suggested. "Go get breakfast or something is ya ain't going back to bed," he said as he went back into the bathroom. Leeloo listened for a moment to make sure there were no explosions before Katrina dragged her off towards the kitchen. Zorg listened for a moment to make sure they were gone before he turned on the shower.

"What do you want for breakfast?" Katrina asked as Leeloo sat pouting at the kitchen table.

"Chicken yummy," Leeloo announced. Katrina raised a brow at her.

"Chicken at six in the morning?" She asked. Leeloo glared evilly at her. How dare you question my answers? That fierce look said. Katrina grinned and began looking through Zorg's cabinets for an instant-chicken-dinner package. She laughed… they kind of reminded her of the MREs they used to use in the wars hundreds of years ago… she'd learned about it in history class and ran home to tell her mother, absolutely fascinated by them.

"What the hell are you doing?" Zorg asked as he walked downstairs, still soggy from his quick shower, but completely and sophisticatedly dressed in black pants and a white twenty-first century-looking t-shirt under a black overcoat. He was staring at the giant chicken dinner Katrina was pulling from the microwave.

"She wanted chicken for breakfast," Katrina said as she pointed to Leeloo. Zorg just stared at her, a bit confused, as Leeloo began to munch hungrily on her chicken breakfast. "Or do you mean me using your stuff without asking because well… you said not to wait at the bathroom door and then you suggested breakfast and so," she began.

"No, no. It's fine," Zorg told her as he started sifting through his cabinets next to Katrina trying to find something good for breakfast. "What do you want?" He asked her as she moved aside and stood shyly in the background. She shrugged.

"I don't know," she said as her cheeks misted red. The only other time she had slept over Zorg's house was when he had broken his spine (he had climbed onto a shelf at the office and fell off… how Zorg) and that was only for one night under doctor's orders to make sure he didn't do anything stupid to himself. She didn't spend much time with him because he had refused any help she offered. He wouldn't even let her get him anything to drink… he insisted on getting it himself. Too stubborn sometimes, she though with a smile. She had left early anyway and didn't stay for breakfast… she had never seen Zorg's domestic habits when he wasn't in desperate pain. It was rather… enthralling to watch the habits of the one you liked… She thought with a girlish giggle that made Zorg look over at her and reminded her of his question. "Whatever you want to give me," she said as she sat down at the table next to Leeloo.

"Chicken yummy," Leeloo reminded her holding out a piece as an offering. Katrina the vegetarian held out her hands.

"No thank you. It is all yours," she said as she glanced up at Zorg who was climbing onto the counter to try to reach the higher shelves. She smacked her forehead. "Mr. Zorg do you not remember the last time you did that at the office? You fell and broke your back," she reminded him.

"I know," he said as he pulled down a little bowl and handed it to her. He pretended to fall, making her jump and then showed her he was screwing with her by putting his foot down and walking off with an evil grin.

"Mr. Zorg!" She scolded as she held the bowl.

"How about some cereal?" He ignored her scolding and pulled out a bowl for himself before handing her the box.

"Sure," she said with a smile. She was seriously thinking about worshipping the bowl, for her darling had touched it… You know… Laura's right… you are obsessed, she thought of her best friend at the office who was the only one she had told about her liking for her boss.

"Gee Kat," Laura had said to her when she discovered the photo of Zorg Katrina carried around with her, "you really are obsessed with the man." She giggled at the thought and made Zorg look at her again with a confused face.

"So," Zorg said with his thick accent as he sat down at the table on Leeloo's other side, "where did you come from?" He asked her as she munched happily on a leg of the chicken. She shrugged at his question.

"Regeneration lab," she said pointing towards the east side of town where the lab was located. Zorg nodded in confusion.

"How did you get here?" He asked. Leeloo shrugged again… not really because she couldn't answer his question—just because she liked the motion…

"Walked," she said. He nodded again, still not really getting the story.

"How about," he began.

"Why are you here?" The jealous secretary asked. Leeloo glared at her again before diving out of her seat and onto Zorg's lap.

"Wh-what?" He asked as she clung to his shoulders making him drop his spoon into the bowl of cereal.

"No Zorg badaboom!" She screamed with a large smile on her face. Zorg buried his crimson face into her chest.

"I swear I will not explode," he tried again to convince her.

"So why are you here… besides the no badaboom thing?" Katrina asked… still wanting an answer before she killed the woman for taking her man.

"Leeloo want Zorg be good," she said as she hugged him tighter. She wasn't about to let any Evil take her man. Zorg just looked at her with a bewildered face.

"What do you mean good?" He asked.

"No remember 'cuz Mr. Shadow go badaboom," Leeloo explained. "So Leeloo show you," she said as she kissed his forehead. Next she pointed a finger at him. "Leeloo show you."