Spooky's Angel: ¡Más gracias mi amiga! (I am so glad someone else loves Gary Oldman too! He is soooo kyoooot! I loved him as Norm Stansfield…) anyway… thank you so much for reading! And here is chapter three! Hope you continue to also enjoy to!

Lady Elrond: ¡ Muchas gracias a tí tambien! I like you enjoy the pairing (and the driving Katrina mad… ehheh… another point in the story I like too…) Zorg and Leeloo are my characters favourites too! (I just wanna hug him!)

Loki14: Hola y gracias. (Weird I just watched Dogma with a character named Loki in it… and then you reviewed… interesting coincidence… Do not mind me I am a crazy baby too…) Thank you for reading! And thank you for reviewing too! I am glad people are actually like it enough to review! And remember… ¡no badaboom!

Chapter Three:

Crazy Baby

Crazy babies never say die
Born to live on a permanent high
Flying high above the world below
They'd better come down soon or everyone will know just why
Nobody's gonna' change them, change them
They've gone over the top
Nobody's gonna' tame them, tame them
They're never gonna' stop

-Ozzy Osbourne "Crazy Babies"

Zorg felt suddenly sick as a million memories from the past two weeks or so flooded into his mind. Leeloo's hand remained on his forehead as his third eye was opened to all the horrors they had lived. He saw a group of aliens… mangalores, he thought, why was I with them? The answer soon came next. The stones. Mr. Shadow… and Leeloo. He saw Leeloo climb up into the ventilation system in Flostan Paradise. Then he could see himself as if he were floating above them. He had a weapon. It looked a bit familiar… it looked exactly like the plans for the new ZF-1. But then he saw himself aim upward and fire it at Leeloo.

"No!" He screamed as he pulled away from Leeloo's hand.

"No badaboom," she said as if the memories would make him forget this.

"I-I know… L-Leeloo," he said as he looked up at the woman who was still sitting on his lap. "W-what happened? In Flostan Paradise?" He asked as a nervous tremble began to overtake him.

"Mr. Shadow make you bad. Make you get stones to destroy world," Leeloo said simply as she reached over and grabbed another piece of her chicken.

"Who is this Mr. Shadow?" He looked at both Leeloo and his secretary because he had remembered Katrina also mentioning something about a Mr. Shadow.

"Mr. Shadow ultimate evil," Leeloo explained. "Really big bad thing," she said.

"Oh… so why was he controlling me?" Zorg asked. He was really confused and wanted answers.

"Because you're one of the most powerful men in New York," Katrina answered his question before Leeloo had finished chewing. Zorg snorted at this.

"Ready for rest?" Leeloo asked as she put her pointer finger on his forehead again. He sighed heavily.

"Yeah," he said as he leaned back and allowed the rushing feeling to once again take over his body.

Now he was leaving the injured Leeloo and placing a bomb on the door of the hotel room they were in. Then he grabbed a box and left.

Next he saw himself on his spaceship with the box. He opened it and pulled a psycho act saying, they're not here… Strange. The stones, he remembered as he watched himself run back off the spaceship and into Flostan Paradise… killing guards as he went.

He released a rather psychotic laugh as he watched himself run into an elevator just as three men and Leeloo ran out. He stared for a minute at the man he somehow knew was Korben Dallas before he was whisked back into his story. He suddenly realized that he'd never actually gotten to meet this Korben Dallas.

He was running down the hall towards the bomb. When he found it he slid his access key into the slot and turned it off. That however was right before another bomb was activated… he got a random flash of a mangalore pressing a detonator. Lowly fuck… that's who tried to blow us up, he thought as he watched himself nervously swear. He saw the flames suddenly come shooting out of the bomb but then he saw something else… he saw a man behind him. He couldn't really tell who it was through the explosive light but he could see the man's tall, skinny outline. Then the man behind him put his hand on Zorg's shoulder and they both disappeared into thin air just as the Paradise cruise exploded. And s did Zorg's train of thought…

"Agh!" He jumped and Leeloo grabbed him.

"See, no badaboom," she said as she hugged him.

"Y-yeah… Leeloo… I am so sorry," he said timidly as Leeloo petted his head.

"No Zorg bad, Mr. Shadow make Zorg bad. Leeloo make Zorg good," Leeloo attempted to explain.

"Ah, well…" Zorg rubbed his eyes before Leeloo jumped off of him. "Uh," he wasn't sure what else to say. "Don't we need to be at the office?" Zorg asked Katrina as he dumped his cereal out. He didn't feel much like eating now.

"Oh yeah!" Katrina bounced out of her seat and threw her cereal into the garbage as well. "My boss is gonna' kill m—" She observed the surprised look on Zorg's face before laughing hysterically.

"Katrina… I'm your boss," he said as he slid on a coat and picked up his bag. "And Leeloo, do you want a ride back to… wherever you came from?" He asked as Leeloo tossed the chicken bones into the garbage and her plate into the dishwasher.

It makes them easier to wash, she remembered Korben telling her.

"Leeloo walk," she said as she picked up her coat and walked out with the weapons designer and his secretary.

"Are ya' sure?" Zorg asked as he unlocked his rich looking black car.

"Leeloo sure," she said as she bent over and kissed his forehead again before walking off. "Leeloo be back!" She called as she ran off down the side-streets, avoiding the swerving cars that were flying all around her. "No badaboom!" Was the last thing Leeloo said before disappearing around a building corner.

"Yeah, no badaboom," Zorg muttered to himself with a smile as Katrina slipped into his car on the passenger's side.

"So what is up with her?" She asked. "Who is she?" Zorg shrugged.

"She's a crazy baby," he said with a laugh. "A perfect crazy baby."