Her Sweetness: Hey there. So, I'm back with this chapter in my hands. I hope you guys have been having fun with all my posting lately, because this is all I think about!

Something Stupid This Way Comes

Part Three of Three:

After Yami had watched Marik and Bakura gobble down those edible panties, which he had to beg them to take off the girls first, he felt a bit of sickness. He pleaded with the two to stop their mad rampage, but they ignored him as they normally do and continued on, cleaning the street of all its children.

But they didn't stop there, no; they went over to the next neighborhood and abducted everyone that seemed helpless or weak. And, of course, Yami was forced to make deliveries back and forth from the neighborhood to Yugi's house to store the children and, unlike Marik and Bakura, Yami was rather weak and so the kids bit and kicked him. But, in the end, they were forced into the house with the others.

"C-Can we please… go home now…?" Yami panted, returning from yet another trip.

Marik shook his head at Bakura, "I'm telling you, I got the most!"

"Did not! I got a least ten more than you and you know it!"

"Yeah, right. Fine, let's ask Yami." Marik turned to his fellow yami who was pouting currently, "Hey, Yami, who got more kids, me or Bakura?"

Yami's jaw dropped as he gave them a kind of 'duh' look and shouted, "MORE? Are you kidding? You think I was counting? This is inhumane! The only reason I'm even out here is to make sure nothing terrible happens but I can SEE I have not been doing my job! Geez!"

"You sure haven't, Yami, you're loud. Can you shut up for a while so we can figure this out in peace?" Marik asked and Bakura nodded.

"… B-But…"

"Hey, I've got an idea. We'll go back to the Game Shop, count up the kids and however many of them look familiar to you, you take those and I'll take the ones who look familiar to me."

"… Alright."

"And no cheating."

"I don't cheat!"

"Uh-huh, sure."

And as they walked off down the street, sort of expecting the third yami to follow, Yami sighed and, because it seemed he was defeated, he left with them, struggling to keep up with their fast pace.

Little did the three yamis know, the parents and guardians of the two neighborhoods that they had just ransacked of its children were looking about them now and beginning to wonder things like, "Where's Nina?"

"Has anyone seen my little Erica?"

"Alex! Alex, dear?"

"T-They're all gone! Where could they have gone off to? I could've sworn they were just trick-or-treating at that house…"

"Wait a moment! Did anyone see those three teenage boys trick-or-treating as well?"

"Teenage boys?"

"Yes! They were following around children! Now our kids are gone and so are they!"

Everyone gasped.

"Perverts! Rapists! Priests!"

"We have to call the police, we must find them!"

Over on the other side of town at Otogi's not-as-big-as-Kaiba's-but-still-pretty-big-mansion, the party had been raging on for about two hours now and the cops had to visit several times to tell them to turn the music down. There happened to be an old folk's home across the street and one of them had broken a hip at hearing the loud melodies.

But, to show that he didn't care about old hips, Otogi turned up the music louder and dared any old man or woman to ruin his party-time.

Malik was taking a break from dancing over at the punch table and watching the others have fun. He looked over to the side and saw Ryou coming over to him and sighing.

"… What's wrong, Ryou?"

"Oh… Nothing, really, but I can't even dance without being groped or poked or prodded by those drag queens that Otogi invited! It's so degrading…!"

"Why'd he even invite them?"

"I think they're the members of his Book Club, but I'm not sure… Oh, hey, Yugi!"

Both hikaris looked over next to them at the other light who was smiling slightly and pointing to the large, glass punch bowl that had a peeing-angel statue made of ice in the middle. He shook his head, "I hope neither of you drank any of that punch!"

"Um, I didn't but I was about to," Ryou answered, "Why shouldn't I?"

"I just found out that Otogi spiked it!"

"Huh?" Malik and Ryou's eyes went wide.

"Yeah, he's all mad at Joey for dancing with Tristan and since Joey's been drinking that punch all night, he filled it with laxatives and he cemented all the bathroom doors shut! That guy's crazy jealous and it's only a matter of time before Joey, and a lot of other people, explode."

"… Sheesh." Ryou carefully scooted the glass bowl away, "Thanks for telling us."

"No problem, I—"

Suddenly, Otogi popped up out of the crowd, right in front of the hikari trio and was laughing and pointing into the hallway, "Hey guys, guess what?"

"… You spiked the punch?"

"Yeah! But, there's this thing on the news about your neighborhood and a ton of kidnappings, they're making a huge deal out of it! If you wanna check it out, the TV's turned to channel 8 in my room."

Malik blinked and nodded, "Oh, thanks, Otogi. You guys wanna go see?"

"Yeah!" They echoed and soon they were walking down the hallway and in Otogi's room covered from head to toe in posters of Jesse McCartney and little Kuriboh dolls on his king-size bed.

His television was indeed on channel 8 and the three boys hopped on his bed and began intently watching it. On the screen was a pale woman with short, jet black hair and a microphone in hand as she stood in front of a street in their neighborhood and was surrounded by cop cars and policemen with dogs.

"… Hello, I'm Marsha Mitsubishi, here on Sphincter Avenue on Halloween night and as most people across the nation are trick-or-treat and having a grand old time, there is nothing but mischief and mayhem going on here." She gestured to the scene behind her, "About twenty minutes ago, the local police station received a call about close to a hundred missing children."

Marsha held up her microphone to an innocent bystander, "Ma'am, I hear you're a mother of one of the missing children, can you tell me what's happened?"

"I-I don't know…! I was just trick-or-treating with my little Claire and her friend, Brodee, and I turned my back for one second and they were gone! I shudder to think what could've happened to them and to think, I actually let them out of the house with those edible panties on!"

"Um… That's very interesting…" Marsha shooed the woman away as she was now making a scene, "Ahem, we now have a lead. It seems that three teenage boys were seen wandering around the neighborhood and a few surround streets, allegedly following trick-or-treaters. Here is a picture taken by the neighborhood peeping-tom."

Suddenly, the screen showed a rather fuzzy picture of two forms with spiky hair, one head silvery and the other golden and then a slightly smaller form that was over by the side, seemingly biting its nails.

Marsha came back on in a moment, "That's all for right now, we'll keep you posted throughout the evening. I'm Marsha Mitsubishi with the channel 8 ne—"

Yugi used the remote to turn off the television set and, slowly, they all looked at each other.

"That… those teenagers couldn't… Our yamis?"

"N-No way, that… that's ridiculous…!"

"Not so ridiculous that it's beyond them."

All of a sudden, Yugi cell phone began to jingle in the back of his pumpkin suit and he answered it, holding it up to his ear, "Um, hello?"

"Oh, Yugi! I'm so glad I caught you, we have a problem!"

"Grandpa? What's wrong?"

"W-Well, I…" Grandpa twiddled his thumbs, looking at the receiver with guilt in his eyes, "I just woke up from my nap about five minutes ago and there were oodles of children all over the house in Halloween costumes! They're crying and howling and I haven't been able to find Yami, Marik or Bakura, they're gone!"

Yugi blinked and held his head, "Oh Ra… This isn't happening…"

Ryou touched his shoulder, "What's wrong, Yugi? What'd he say?"

"Our yamis are missing and all the kids in the neighborhood are in the Game Shop!"

Malik shook his head, "You have to be kidding."

"Grandpa," He turned back to the phone, "Listen, you have to—"

"Oh! Hey, Yugi, they've come back! Hmm… What're they doing? … M-My goodness! Marik! Bakura! Stop it right now, don't you eat that little girl! Put her down!"

The line went dead and Yugi turned back to his two companions on the bed.

"We need to leave. Now."

Meanwhile, back in the Kame Game Shop, there was nothing but shouting and chaos. When Marik, Bakura and Yami came walking in through the door, Yami gasped at how all the children were practically destroying the place and Marik and Bakura jumped right in, trying to divide them fairly. But, of course, you knew that would never work. So they went into an all out battle for the children, grabbing them and biting and being just vicious.

Of course Grandpa tried to stop it, but when he tried to get in between the two yamis and their terrified prey, they growled at the man and he backed away slowly. So he and Yami were on the sidelines watching as they chased the children around the house.

"Oh, no, what are we going to do?" Yami was almost in tears at the scene he was forced to watch.

"I dunno, but they're certainly making a mess of things! Yami, do you even know what they're doing?"

"Ah… well, this is part of Baby-eating. Oh, curse this dreadful holiday!"

"… What are you talking about?"

Yami blinked in response, tilting his head but then they both heard a shrill cry from the center of the room. Bakura had just body slammed a five-year-old girl and was currently gnawing on her nose and was close to ripping it off before a harsh knock on the door sounded throughout the house.

"Open up! It's the police!"

Grandpa hung his head and went over to answer the door and, to his and the yamis' surprise, there were about fifty police men and a few ambulances on the lawn, surrounding the cop cars. Helicopters' beams of light made their way down into the front door where Grandpa squinted, shielding his eyes, "Um… H-Hello…"

"Mr. Motou, we have reason to believe that A Mr. Ishtar, Mr. Bakura, and a Mr. Motou reside here and we also have reason to believe they have abducted have of Upper Eastern Domino! What have you got… to… Oh my god…"

The badge-clad man looked past Grandpa into the house where he saw about a hundred or more children in costumes, crying and carrying on and Marik, Bakura and Yami in the middle of it.

He shouted, outraged, "We have them! Now, men, catch those fiends before they flee!"

All at once, all the police officers rushed the house and proceeded to wage war against the yamis. And the policemen were winning, too, mostly because they had nightsticks and corn on the cob (don't ask) to beat them with.

And before the yamis were killed from concussions, a car parked just beyond all the police cars and ambulances and out came a pumpkin, a stripper and a kitty.

The hikaris ran for the open door and Yugi called out, "No! Don't hurt them, they're not rapists, they're just stupid!"

It took a while, but in the end, the hikaris managed to get the police chief to get his men off of their other halves. And without any right off questioning, they got all of the children out of that house safely, or as safely as they could, because some of the kids already had huge gashes in them.

As they were being chauffeured out, the yamis were sitting on the couch, under close surveillance by a few cops. Ryou was sitting between the three of them, tending to each of their medical needs such as a broken arm (Yami), a cut on the eyebrow (Marik), and a fractured ankle (Bakura). And, all in all, the yamis were rather enjoying it. I mean, who wouldn't? Ryou was in a tiny cat-suit and sitting on their laps, asking where it hurt.

Malik and Yugi were watching shamefully as Yami sighed at the other two as Ryou finished up bandaging his arm, "S-So, you guys, do you think this'll be your last year of Baby-eating or are you gonna try and do it again, next year?"

"Pah. I'm going for the gold, baby!" Bakura answered, "A Baby-eater for life!"

Yami gave him a skeptical look and Marik thought for a second before Ryou sat on his lap and was doctoring his eyebrow, "There… there's still something I don't get. Those policemen jumped us with no right!"

"No right?" Malik looked at his yami like he had a boob sticking out of his forehead, "Are you joking, you kidnapped have the city's children and were trying to eat them! They had every right!"

Bakura shook his head, "No they didn't! We were just Baby-eating! Everyone was doing it, that's what Halloween's for! Dummy."

Malik and Yugi looked at each other and Ryou joined them but then looked back to his yami, "Bakura…? Baby-eating?"

"Mmhmm."

"… Don't… C-Couldn't you be talking about… Trick-or-treating?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

All the yamis looked at each other and their respective hikaris.

"Trick-or-treating? What's that?"

Owari—

Her Sweetness: Well, it's over. Short and sweet! I'll see you guys around.

Goodbye and Goodluck.