Hello! This is just something I was struck with and decided to write after reading Chapter 20, I believe it was, in the Silmarillion. (gosh, I love that book.) This was also somewhat of an experiment, as it is completely dialogue. I'm sure you can figure out who is who. I apologize for the stupidity of it. (-;
Therefore Húrin was brought before Morgoth, for Morgoth knew that he had the friendship of the King of Gondolin; but Húrin defied him, and mocked him.
-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion
"Ha-ha! You are my prisoner. Tell me where Turgon is."
"No."
"No?"
"Yes."
"You will tell me?"
"No."
"AH! I am the lord of Middle-earth, and you are my captive! You shall do as I say!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I don't want to."
"That doesn't matter. I command you to tell me all you know of Turgon!"
"I command you to tell me all you know of Turgon!"
"I commanded you."
"I commanded you."
"Ahh, I see how it is. Fine then. Taurelilómëatumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor."
"Um…ah…torlikeme…fono…nor…Fine. You win, Four-Eyes."
"MWAHAHAHA—wait. What did you just call me?"
"Four-Eyes. Because, see, with the two Silmarils in your crown, it sort of looks like another pair of eyes. Maybe if you had the third one…oh, but you lost it, didn't you? Now it just looks like a big black zit."
"Ahh! That is IT! As punishment, you must sit in this chair unmoving until all has met its end! You shall hear with my ears and see with my eyes."
"All four of them?"
"Gah! Sit down and be quiet!"
"How long till all has met its end? This chair is really uncomfortable. Who in their right mind makes a chair out of stone? And why did they put it up here on a mountain, anyway?"
"Well, I am terribly sorry that I cannot do better for my PRISONER, but I have been rather busy lately waging WAR on your people. MWAHAHAHAHA—"
"I'm hungry."
"—AHAHAHA—what?"
"I said I'm hungry."
"Too bad. Eat yourself if you must."
"But I cannot."
"Why not?"
"Because you told me I could not move."
"That is not my problem."
"Um…Morgy…it might be soon."
"What do you mean? And do not call me Morgy."
"Whatever you say, Scar-face."
"You will address me as Master from now on!"
"As you wish, Master…"
"That is more like it."
"…Zithead."
"That's it! I'm leaving! And you must stay here as I commanded, puny mortal! MWAHAHAHA!"
"Master Morgy!"
"WHAT NOW!"
"I have to go to the bathroom."
The End. Again, I apologize for the stupidity of it. Hehe. Oh yes, some of you probably recognized that bit that sounds like what Treebeard said in LOTR…cuz it is. (: