Amphibian Girl
Note: This is my version of Sasuke,Sakura's and Naruto's encounter after Sasuke left for Orochimaru and they are now all 15 years of age.
Sasuke: Walks out to Sakura and Naruto in his demon form smiling in triumph.Sasuke: Aha, I see you have grown...
Naruto: Aha, I see you have changed Sex's...
Sakura: Your...Uchiha Sasuke...ne?
Sasuke: (Growling) Baka! of course I'm Uchiha Sasuke! And that's the last thing you're going to hear before you all die! This change is what I've always wanted...this feeling...I have it now! No one can defeat me!
Naruto: So you always wanted to be a crossdresser?
Sakura: Ewwwww...demo...then again, I think it was kind of obvious. All he ever thought about was Itachi.
Naruto: Eh? But he's his brother.
Sakura: I have heard of some freaks that fell in love with their siblings. OMG! Eww! I fell in love with a gay man! Smacks herself in the head Sakura you baka.
Sasuke: I'M NOT GAY!
Naruto: Your desire was to become a girl with webbed feet growing off your back...nope...I don't think even Itachi would find that very attractive.
Sakura: (Nods her head in agreement)
Sasuke: (Biting his tongue) I am talking about P-O-W-E-R you baka's! I am not Gay-
Sakura: (Cuts him off) Then why'd you reject me?
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: (Starts laughing hysterically) Sakura-chan! Sakura-chan! Listen to this! dramatic music plays in background "The Amphibian Girl" What ever is left of brain sold separately.
Sakura: Laughs
Sasuke: I'll kill You! Come. Let us fight Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: Sorry, I don't hit girls with webbed feet, it might lower their self-esteem
Sakura: If you have 4 feet how do you know which ones to walk on?
Sasuke: (Growling)
Naruto: that's a good question, but what I'm wondering is how he thinks purple lipstick goes with burn skin? I mean, MAYBE if were still human colour..demo...now...
Sasuke: (growling louder)
Sakura: theirs more I wanna ask but it looks like "she" wants to fight you Naruto.
Naruto: Nah, I'll let the ducks deal with him
Sakura: O.K. So, Amphibian Girl. Do you mind telling us where your future body host is? I need to have a chat with him.
Sasuke: You will not go beyond this point
Naruto: your kidding me? You're two-timing Itachi! Bad bad Amphibian girl!
Sasuke: I am NOT two-timing Itachi!
Sakura: HA! So you admit you love him!
Sasuke: NO-
Naruto: HA! I KNEW IT!
Sasuke: Damnit! I am NOT an Amphibian Girl and I am NOT in love with Itachi or Orochimaru-sama! So shut you mouth's and fight me!
Sakura: o0o0o0! He's hitting on you Naruto.
Naruto: Sorry, not my type
Sasuke: I never said I wanted to go out with YOU!
Sakura: to bad Amphibian Girl . I was your last chance for a date but you rejected me..so now we'll see who's gonna knock who out. (Cracks Knuckles)
Sasuke: (Turns to Sakura with a look of surprise)
Naruto: GO GO! SAKURA-CHAN!
Sasuke: I don't want to fight you.
Sakura: Sorry, Naruto already rejected you.
Sasuke: NOO!
Naruto: Awww! He's depressed, how kawaii. Don't worry, I'm sure Orochimaru will give you a nice big hug later, tell him to watch out for the legs though.
Sasuke: You...(Growl)
Sakura: if your a duck they why the hell are you growling?
Sasuke: I'll kill you!
Naruto: now how many times have you said that now?
Sakura: o0 Sasuke! All that time in a cave has really improved your vocabulary skills so much!
Sasuke: Oh Thank yo-...ARE YOU INSULTING ME?
Naruto: oh wow, it took you that long? (chuckling)
Sakura: Here, Amphibian Girl, I'm just checking but, what's 2+2?
Sasuke:...
Sasuke:...
Sasuke:...
Naruto: Jeez! I can figure that out faster than you!
Sasuke: Shut up!
Sakura: And now comes the denial stage in "I'm a Baka because I rejected Sakura"
Sasuke: I don't care about you right now! Go peel some apples!
Naruto: uh-oh
(Note:Sasuke is referring to Episode 107 of Naruto where Sakura Picks some apples for Sasuke when he's at the hospital. She peels them for him and cuts them up to give or feedthem to him.Sasuke knocks them away and they fly all over the place. Sasuke asked Naruto to fight him then asked him to follow him upstairs. While walking out he stomped all over the apples. WhichI got REALLY mad at!)
KABOOOM
Sakura: Knocks down the cliff behind Sasuke She than quickly moves to interrogate him facing him less than an inch away from him Would you like to repeat yourself?
Sasuke: W-w-what was that?
Naruto: that's you apple cutter.
Sakura: I like em in little pieces
Sasuke: I hate to repeat myself-
Naruto: yeah right.
Sasuke:- I do NOT have any desire to fight you.
Naruto: Wow I must look pretty hot.
Sakura: It seems all this time to catch up with your feminine side has made you a little to soft. We'll you can take that Sakura damsel in distress image...AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
Sakura: (throws a punch pushing in back than barring him under the rubble of the cliff)
Sakura: You badmouthed me, you slapped me, you rejected me repeatedly, you hit me at my love confession, but stepping on my apple? THAT was the LAST straw Amphibian girl! And now your gonna see Sakura's cute side...
Naruto: Its Amphibian Girl the Crossdresser VS Sakura-Chan the rampaging apple cutter!
Sakura: don't start with me Naruto...
Naruto: Um, sorry, I meant Sakura-Chan the rampaging medical-nin!
Sasuke: Uggh... Growl
Sakura: Quite growling you freaking duck!
Sasuke: Naruto! Why won't you fight me!
Naruto: I told you already-
Sasuke: I want a real reason!
Naruto: That was the truth.
Sasuke: Your brain SHRUNK over time
Naruto: and your chest GREW over time
Sasuke: It did not! I am a man!
Sakura: aw, she's confused her own gender.
Naruto: now look who's stupid.
Sasuke: I am a ninja Genius!
Sakura: Prove it.
Sasuke: Why should I have to prove it to the likes of you?
Sakura: Well if you truly are a "Ninja Genius" then you can TRULY beatthe crapout of me-which I highly doubt will happen-or maybe even kill me.
Sasuke: Fine, since you really want to I will fight you but I'll finish this quickly
Sakura: I wanna have some fun with you so your death might not come as fast as you want it to Amphibian Girl but I assure you, it will come.
Naruto: (Holding up a Giant Hand glove that (you'd see at a baseball game) says Sakura-Chan is #1! And waving a flag with Sakura's face on it) GO GO SAKURA-CHAN!
Sakura and Sasuke begin to fight relentlessly. Sakura throwing freakishly strong punches and Sasuke running away like a bunny with webbed feet
Sasuke: (Is thinking) What is this strength? I can't get near her!
Sakura: o0 but Amphibian Girl. You told us that your power had grown? Now I'm going to explain the difference between grown and shrunk. Grown means your better then before, shrunk, is the way you're fighting right now.
Sasuke: It seems that this is no joke any more...
Sakura: Maybe to you duck, but I'm getting bored.(sarcastically) If you try fighting seriously then maybe you can actually fight me!
Sasuke: Shut up, I don't need advice from you
Sakura: I'm just suggesting cuz if I get bored I might have to skip a few steps and kill you right away.
Naruto: Oye Oye! Amphibian Girl!
Sasuke: Turns his head towards Naruto
Naruto: Do you have any Ramen? I'm hungry.
Sasuke: (Falls flat on his head so you can see all for of his legs point towards the sky)
Sakura: Naruto! Stop thinking about food for a second will you!
Naruto: ok...1...Brain is back on food
Sasuke: You mean your stomach. Your BRAIN passed away a long time ago you dropout.
Naruto: Who invited you into this conversation eavesdropper? I think I should get an alarm system in my apartment, who knows who he's going to hire to stalk me, I mean really Sasuke, I know I'm not ugly but you have Itachi and Orochimaru to obsess over. Or if you want a male duck, but for lord ducks sake leave me alone.
Sasuke: I do not Obsess over Orochimaru-Sama or that bastard Itachi. I told you that already and why the hell would I want to stalk you?
Naruto: I said HIRE people to stalk me. You would stand out in a crowd with webbed feet on your back.
Sasuke: Noisy Bastard! (begins running towards Naruto as he chews on a Animal Cracker, I duck to be exact)
Sakura: (Jumps in from of him) Make out time is later.
Sasuke: I'm going to kill him not make out with him!
Sakura: Same difference.
Sasuke: Is NOT!
Sakura: is not what? (Trying to confuse him)
Sasuke: The same difference!
Sakura: What do you mean? The same difference of what?
Sasuke: Do I have to explain everything now?
Sakura: Why not?
Sasuke: Because I don't have time!
Sakura: What? Do you have a prior engagement with another duck friend of yours?
Sasuke: I do not have a duck friend.
Sakura: Then with who?
Sasuke: No one I'm not going to see anyone!
Sakura: Then why don't you have time?
Sasuke: Because...
Sakura: Because...?
Sasuke: I have my reasons now back off and let me through!
Sakura: But Amphibian Girl I don't want to, you'll make me sad.
Sasuke: Shut up! Now let me though or I'll slap that pretty face of yours!
Sakura: Make up your mind. men or women? You have to pick one, you'll never get both. Plus many people-including Itachi- would find that very revolting.
Sasuke: I don't care what Itachi thinks about me right now.
Sakura: Aha, right now, but later you'll hit yourself in the head.
Sasuke: I don't care what he thinks. Not now, not ever!
Sakura: Throws a punch at his face throwing him backwards, she then grabs him by the collar in the air and brutally kicks him the in stomach so hard that he chokes up some blood (pretty obvious eh?)
Sasuke: You...(cough)
Sakura: hehehe
Sasuke: Sakura...
Sakura: what?
Sasuke: (huff huff)
Sakura: I don't like dog ducks.
Sasuke: (Struggles to lift himself up off the ground)
Sasuke: Fine Sakura, I'll fight you seriously...
Sakura: Now were getting somewhere. And after that I'll teach you you ABC's!
Naruto: That is if your not dead by then!
Now those of you who like this random script of a story thats really great and if you can or want to you could send me idea's for part 2 of Amphibian Girl. Those of you who have absalutly no sense of humor or are just in a bad mood please rampage your hatred for this story on you siblings or friends or parents or youself or even better, your pillow. Basically try and contain youself from writting a bad review. Iam ok with Contructive Criticism andI know I proably have some spelling mistakes (ask my teachers Iam not the best editor). But no cursing. o0 yeah and all those artist FanArt would be sooooo nice!;)
Constructive Criticism Only!