Chapter 1
Rated M: For InuYasha's PottyMouth, Violence and Other Stuffs
Never Again...
Kagome woke up on a fine day, looking forward to talking to her friends and flirting with the adorable Hojo. She never knew of a Hanyou, a monk, or a demonslayer, she knew only of old myths and her Grandpa.
"Yawn..." the young Kagome woke at 6:00 to get ready for a totally normal day of normalness.
"Wow, I feel like I get less and less sleep everyday..."
She turned to turn off her alarm clock. She yawned once more and headed off to the shower.
She turned the water to hot and stepped in.
It was perfect.
Then, everything got messed up...
"La la la..." Kagome hummed to herself.
Zzzzt...
"Huh?"
BOOM!
"Oh my god!"
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kilala all fell out of a rip in the space-time continumm.
"AHHH!" They all screamed.
InuYasha landed on the naked Kagome with a thud, while the other 4 fell onto her bathtub.
"What the hell is going on!" InuYasha yelled, getting off of her, slightly blushing.
"EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR FLIPPIN"EYES NOW!" Kagome bellowed.
They did what she said in a heartbeat.
Shakily, she put her towel on and politely said they could look at her.
"Who in God's holy name are all of you!" Kagome yelled as she looked at InuYasha's furry ears. "Tell me!"
"Feh."
"I'm San..." RUB RUB
SLAP.
"Go." she finished, eying the monk with the concussion closely.
"I am honorable monk, Miroku." He came up to Kagome and kissed her hand.
Kagome blushed, she had already taken a liking to this man. That's when InuYasha hit Miroku with the strength of a buffalo and he went, well, unconscious.
"Filthy perv..." InuYasha said jealously.
"Hi, I'm Kagome, what's your name?" She said, eying the cute dog ears once more.
InuYasha blushed. "I'm InuWasha. I mean, InuYasha!"
Kagome giggled and reached up to his head. He started sweating and yelped like a dog when she started rubbing them. Then, he just purred...
"Are these real!" Kagome asked curiously. "Ai! They are so kawaii!"
Everyone still placed in the bathtub stared at the two curiously.
"Yes, they are, I'm a dog-demon."
"Wait a sec, dog-demon's only exist in ancient..."
"Kagome, are you alright?" Her mom shouted from the hall.
"OMG, hide"
That's the first chapter, hope you enjoyed!
I'll make a new chapter every 10 reviews, k?
-InuYashaBling22
