All your Fault
Chapter 4 - The encounter with the freakydoctor and pissed off intern
"You know what Rin reminds me of?"
They were in the hospital cafeteria enjoying a meal of ramen for lunch, when Sango asked the question out of the blue. Ayame raised her eyebrow to tell her to continue.
"She reminds me of Pikachu."
Inuyasha coughed on the ramen.
"Pi- cough, what?"
"You know... Pikachu. The yellow Pokemon-"
"Yeah I know what a Pikachu is Kagome."
"Don't you think Pikachu is cute?"
"I say Muk is cuter," Ayame said.
"Hey let's talk about the main Pokemon character here."
"Yeah and what about it?"
"Well Rin is kinda like Pikachu... cute you know? But then she can get scary when she gets angry."
"Rin can get angry?" Miroku looked surprised.
"Yes Miroku. Every human being including youkaisare capable of gettingangry."
"I never saw Rinangry before...Although I've seen Sesshomaru... Oh, wait that was today and the time that waiter tried to hit on Rin...That was funny."
"Rin getting mad? I thought she was only capable to get into three moods: high, hyper, and happy. Hey, three h's."
"When did she get mad?"
"Well she got mad at Inuyasha."
He coughed on his ramen noodles again.
"When?" he barely managed to wheeze out.
"Well, she was a little ticked off from the start when she found out that you finished off her Christmas marshmallows and then she found out that you made upset Kagome by asking Kikyou out...Not a pretty picture." Sango drank the last contents of her soup.
"Really? What happened?" Ayame asked.
"Let's put it this way... If I wasn't there to stop her, Inuyasha would be missing one of his ears right now."
"...Ow."
"If Pikachu uses thunderbolts, Rin uses chain saws."
"She has a chain saw?"
"Actually it was her neighbors she borrowed a few weeks back, but I confiscated it from her anywayand it took me a heck a lot of time convincing her that murdering Inuyasha would make Kagome even more upset. I mean, Kagome would have wanted to kill him off herself."
"Eh heh... If Rin's a Pikachu then Sess would be a Charizard." Inuyasha quickly changed the subject as he noticed Kagome was letting out a black aurora as she remembered Kikyou was not at all pleasing. "Haha a perfect couple." He nervously laughed at his own joke.
"I say Psyduck."
Ayame sipped her tea as the rest of her friends gave her incredulous looks.
"Psyduck? Rin?"
"Nope, Sesshomaru."
The incredulous looks were not going away.
"Physduck always seems so spaced out, but in reality, I bet he's thinking of something serious. And then when he gets stressed, boom! There goes Team Rocket flying away by Psyduck's special attack confusion."
"Sess doesn't need psychic attacks... he has his evil death glare and not to mention strong arms," Miroku said as he remembered the painful memory of when he had gotten angry at him.
"I wonder if he'll get mad if we interrupt them when they're making out..." Ayame said with a smile.
"Not a pretty picture," Kouga mentally winced.
"Ow... gently... gently! I'm a patient here..." Rin mumbled into his hair.
He growled into her neck where he was passionately nipping on. The sweet taste of her skin was almost driving him off the edge. His hands reached to the neck of her robe to push it down, but were stopped by her delicate ones.
"Oh no, not here mister. The last thing I want isgettingcaught by the nurses. They can get pretty scary. I saw one beating up a punk yesterday 'cause he was smoking in the hallways. Actually, he deserved it...smoking in front of poor Mr.Tabuto...he has lung cancer you know."
"I see that you have already acquainted yourself with the others," he smirked. Rin had always been good at relationships.
"I also met Kohaku, Sango's brother. Did you know he's an intern here? And I met his friend with cool purple-"
She was interrupted by the door being pushed open. An intern, by the looks of his name card dangling from his neck, entered the room while reading off a clipboard.
"Ms. Akita, you should take your vitamin pills now and Dr.-" He stopped abruptly as he noticed that her hospital gown was almost fully open, revealing a part of her firm chest, her fingers tangled in a mass of silver hair, and saw a man hovering over her his left hand hiding from view inside her robe.
"Do you think we can go back in now? I mean, do you think they're done?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Done already? If I was in a room with a clean bedand my dear Sango here, I would be very far from done."
Slap!
"Stupid perv...Rin told me to get Frosted Flakes but she wouldn't mind that I got her Fruit Loops instead right?" Sango held up the box of cereal while pinching Miroku's already red cheek.
"What's the difference?" Kouga asked as he pushed the button on the elevator for the seventh floor.
"Frosted Flakes has more sugar."
"Better than those Healthy Brans or whatever you call them... Rin would freak out seeing the big '100 sugar-free' sticker on the box."
"Hey Ayame? What's on the sixth floor? Just private rooms?" Kagome asked as she read the small writings next to the floor buttons, which indicated what was on each floor.
"Yeah. Exactly why that whore told Sesshomaru that Rin was on the sixth floor."
"Why?"
" 'Cause it's the floor with the most unoccupied beds and least people."
"What would she want to do with Sesshomaru on a floor with the most unoccupied-... oh..." Kagome stopped in mid-sentence as she realized what Kagura had been planning.
Ding-
"I feel like a piece of cheese," Miroku said out of the blue as they walked towards Rin's room.
"Excuse me?" Sango immediately let go of his cheek she was still holding toas if she was going to catch whatever Miroku had that made him say such random things.
"I just felt this urge to say it," he said with a serious face, "As if Kami-sama had sent mea sign."
"Right...And Kami-sama sent you the sign because?"
"Holy shit! That freaky intern!" Inuyasha cursed as he caught a purple-whitish haired head enter the Rin's room.
"Because he has foreseen the freaky intern, who we are about to encounter," Miroku grumbled to Sango.
It was Rin who broke the uncomfortable silence.
"Um..Ok, thank you Sesshomaru, but you can stop searching for that button you dropped in my shirt 'cause I found it now," she nervously laughed as she pulled his hand out of her robe.
"Hey Haku-chan!" She fixed herclothing into place with no embarrassment at all. She gently pushed Sesshomaru and though he showed his disapproval by his low growl, he kissed her gently on the forehead and got off the bed.
"This is Sesshomaru Takahashi. I told you about him right?"
She looked at Hakudoshi, waiting for a reply. Hakudoshi was simply glaring at the man with silver locks and Sesshomaru was coolly looking back. A silent battle for dominance over the other was taking place between them while an oblivious Rin started to fluff her pillows.
"Uh... Hello?"
Sango had poked her head into the room looking a little bewildered when she saw the intern and Sesshomaru glaring at each other, but ignored them and came to Rin's bed, followed by the rest.
"Here's your er- lunch... Now that I look at it, it looks more like breakfast."
"Hey! These are Fruit Loops!" Rin accusingly looked at Sango.
"Yeah, so?" Sango looked a little annoyed. "What's the difference between Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops?"
"It has more sugar like you said," Kouga smirked.
"And I like tigers better than parrots. The characters are different! See? The huge parrot like birdy on Fruit Loops and a tiger with a hanky around his neck on Frosted Flakes."
"...Rin, it's just cereal."
"What's wrong with those two?" Kouga nodded towards the still glaring demons.
"Dunno," Rin casually said as she opened the box of her lunch.
"Why... I didn't know Ms. Akita had a brother," Hakudoshi finally said with a strained smile.
"She doesn't," Sesshomaru coldly replied.
"What a young father she has..."
Kagome got between the two as Sesshomaru let out a low growl.
"Actually, he's her um... um..." Now that she thought about it, she wasn't sure whatkind of relationship Rin and Sesshomaru were in. She glanced back and saw Sesshomaru glaring at her as if asking her why she was making such unnecessarypauses.
"Uh... fiancé..."
Ok weird way of ending this chapter, but bear with me 'cause if I continued, this chapter would be freakin' long. Please congratulate me 'cause I finally found how to use bold and italics by using the editing system in the documents place watchamajig. I am very proud of myself of finally figuring it out 'cause like I said, I suck with comps.
My thanks goes to:
littlefiction: I like akward moments too! Especially when Inuyasha gets caught in them 'cause he gets so flustered. That was the longest review yet and I dedicate my fourth chapter to you!
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RachneSinclairDacosta: I hope to finish this fic one day and I will keep at it just like you said!
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Angels Heart 1622: Never liked Kagura during the whole anime, but she's gets ok in the manga... just a teeny bit 'cause she saved Kohaku. I love fluffs! Maybe I'll write more of them..