CHAPTER 4
Undertaker and Kane stared at Ned, Love Joy, Rod, and Todd.
"We... well this is awkward Ned said to break the silence.
"Would you like some lemonade?" Ned asked unsurely.
"Sure" Kane said in a creepy voice.
"Lets all go in the kitchen except you two" Ned said (ha that rhymed) they all walked into the kitchen.
"Daddy I'm scared" Todd said.
"Yeah I don't think these people like God" Rod said.
"Don't be scared and if worst comes to worst I can use the bible on them" Reveren Love Joy said.
"Hey Reveren where's your wife?" Ned asked.
Love Joy stared at him for a moment. "At a motel" he said unhappily.
At Chief Wigum's house you could say Eddie Guerrero was "fitting in"
"Hey Daddy where's my inhaler?" Ralph asked.
Eddie's eyes widened. "Hey uh little esa why don't you go check uh over there Eddie pointing to the gun room" "Okay" Ralph said.
"Oh uh hey Eddie have you seen my wallet?" Chief Wigum asked.
"Me naaaahhh but I uh think that I saw um Lou yeah your other police guy" Eddie said.
"Yeah how do you know?" Chief asked him.
"Uh" Eddie turned around pulled out a piece of paper and wrote on it.
"See I found this" Eddie said.
The paper said:
I'M LOU I STOLE YOUR WALLET
"My God your rite!" Chief said.
"Sucker" Eddie said.
Authors note: I know I didn't list all the wrestlers so I've been working on it.
At Fat Tony's stayed the one and only Eugene.
"Yeah will be best friends" Eugene said hugging Fat Tony.
"Get this little fr off me" Fat Tony said.
"Ooooooooo! You said the F word" Eugene said in shock.
"Do you have a fn problem" one of the mobsters said.
"Me try me try" Eugene said.
Eugene turned to Fat Tony. "You're the fattest fr I've ever fn seen." Eugene said clapping his hands.
Eugene then turned to one of the mobsters. "You're a skinny little dhead. Eugene then cursed everyone out.
Fat Tony slapped himself and said "What the fk have I done?"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Matt Hardy screamed at Edge.
Gill was panicking and pacing.
This section will get a little violent and I kind of wanna keep it a comedy so every now and then I'll get back to it.
"What the hell did you say? I can't understand your accent" Kurt Angle asked Apu.
"I said please refrain from using my children as lifting weights" Apu said.
"Listen buddy this is America we do what ever the hell we want! We want to use kids as lifting weights then we do, we wanna take a dump in an alley then we do, we wanna kiss are bosses daughter then we do" Angle said. "Oh and read the shirt" He said.
WELCOME TO AMERICA
NOW SPEAK ENGLISH
Angle then gave Apu an Angle Slam threw the counter.
"Well at least it beats getting shot" Apu said.
"So this is it?" JBL asked Mr. Burns.
"Yes do you have a problem with it?" Mr. Burns asked.
"Uh no it's just that my mansion is at least 2 times bigger" JBL said.
"Oh shut up you New Yorkin racist…Hey Tito scrub harder" Mr. Burns ordered.
"Uh sir your medication has arrived" Smithers said.
"Aren't you gay?" JBL asked.
"Yes" Smithers said sighing
"GET ME SOME DAMN BEER YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Stone Cold ordered Moe.
"Yeah Yeah hold on" Moe said.
Moe handed him a duff.
Austin drank it and spat it out. "You call this beer it taste like Mr. Socko!" Austin said.
"What's your name?" Austin asked.
"Moe Sislack" Moe said
"Ha more like Moe Stsack" Austin said.
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" Triple H screamed at Tyson Tomko.
"Not if I kick yours first!" Tomko screamed back.
"I'll kick all your asses if you don't shut up!" Batista screamed.
"Oh my god" McBain said to himself.
The Simpson's will be in the next chapter.