Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or its characters...grumble.

SesshLG: OMG! I am so pissed off.

Inuyasha: Uh, oh. What's wrong now? DON'T ZAP ME!

SessLG: You won't believe it! My disclaimer and dialogue with you guys wasn't on the site when I clicked on my story! Nobody knows that I zapped you! (Breaks down) NOW THEY'LL SUE ME!

Sesshomaru: I am not sure about the sueing part, but may I suggest something?

SesshLG: Go ahead, my fluffy-kins.

Kagome: Hello! Sess/Kag story!

SesshLG: Shut up, or I'll zap you!

Sesshomaru: Ahem, I say that since the audience missed out on Inuyasha's zapping last time, why don't we just zap him now?

SesshLG: NO COMPLAINTS HERE! (ZAP!)

Inuyasha: STOP ZAPPING ME! COME HERE AND DIE SESSHOMARU!

Sesshomaru: (snickers as Inuyasha's remains crumple to the ground while trying to chase him)

SesshLG: It's okay, fans, Inuyasha is...still alive...?

Chapter 2

"Still not talking?"

"Nope, the ungrateful girl," Inuyasha told the monk, grumbling. "Started talking about

Kikyo and…"

"What about Kikyot?" chirped Shippo.

"Kikyot?" questioned Miroku and Sango.

"You know, like Kikyo and pot mixed together. You know since she's like walking clay…GAAAH!"

"How DARE you talk about her like that, you no-good punk!" yelled Inuyasha. "Take this! WIND-"

"SIT, BOY!"

"Ugh…"

"The nerve of you, sometimes!" snorted Kagome. "No-good punk? Look who's talking, PUNK.".

"When I get up from this blasted spell…" he growled.

"What makes you think you're getting up?" asked Kagome, wagging her finger. "Don't think so. Sit, sit, sit, and sit."

There was a loud, repetitive pounding, than it stopped. An oddly shaped hole sat in front of the group.

"D-darn y-you-!"

Kagome grabbed her backpack and flung the heavy thing over her back. "I'm going, guys."

"So soon?" asked Miroku.

"But you just got here, Kagome," reasoned Sango. "We haven't even gotten one youkai, yet."

"Leave it to your humble hanyou to mess things up."

"I h-heard tha-at!" Inuyasha said shakily, climbing out the hole. "You get in the way too much."

"Ah, my dearest Inuyasha," Kagome whispered, kneeling in front of him. He paused, their faces merely inches away.

"K-Kagome?" he flushed, eyeing Kagome.

"You never learn! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!"

Inuyasha's red face paled as a blue light shone around him and picked him up, then bashed him back into his roomy hole.

"Bye!" sang Kagome.

"…bye?"

The miko skipped happily off, the backpack bouncing a little less than gracefully on her back.

"I hate her…" moaned the subdued victim.

Shippo kicked some dirt in his hole.

"I hate you, too, Shippo. Don't worry."

!Scene Change!

"This shouldn't be too difficult."

Sesshomaru scanned the forest below him, looking for any stray humans. In other words-his new servant.

"Huh. I guess human servants aren't in season," he said, smirking to himself. "All of them are in their villages. They think that they're safe from this Sesshomaru, but… wait…"

He looked closer, kneeling over his cloud. He had found his servant-a young woman, alone.

'That's Inuyasha's wench,' he realized. He purred. "Perfect. A servant and revenge at the same time."

The cloud zoomed closer to the forest area. He scowled. The place stunk of his half-brother. As he got closer, a new scent clouded his nose, and a soft tune hummed into his ears.

'Flowers, all different kinds of sweet-smelling flowers,' he thought. 'And…she is singing, too..."

He watched the girl stop, frozen near a well. 'A demonic aura…familiar, too…' He heard, reading her thoughts. Sesshomaru watched attentively as her small face begin to cloud over in fear.

"Sesshomaru!" she whispered.

The cloud descended, a couple feet above the ground. The Tai-youkai jumped off, landing by her. So close to her, it was scary, but still…'Oh my God, he's so gorgeous. I never knew it. He's probably even hotter than Inuyasha…ooh, BAD Kagome! BAD KAGOME!"

'Probably…?' he thought. 'She's not too bad herself…what I'm I thinking? Back to her…'

'Ooh…he's turning red? Why?'

'What's she "talking" about?' he wondered. He brushed his hand against his cheek, pretending to move his hair out of his face. It was indeed warm. He shook his head, waving it out of his mind.

"My, my," Sesshomaru said, quietly. "If it isn't my half-brother's wench, and far from him."

"So what?" she asked defiantly.

"You're unprotected."

"I can protect myself, thank you very much!"

"That's just natural ability. For a miko, you are strong, I admit it," Kagome blushed at

these words. "However, it is apparent that you have had no combat training from him, right?"

Kagome nodded, still blushing. "Is it that obvious?"

"Yes."

She grimaced, and then set her face blank. 'Wait a minute…a civilized conversation? What's going on?'

Sesshomaru chuckled. 'I knew she wouldn't be fooled for long.'

"O. K., Sesshy, you've had your fun. Now, why are you talking to me? What do you want?"

"I-" He paused, sniffing the air.

"What?"

The Tai-youkai grabbed her around the waist with his remaining arm and jump to the well side. He looked down, ready to jump in.

"Uh, that's not a good idea-AAAH!"

The well's blue light enveloped the two as Sesshomaru darted in. Kagome scowled. "You idiot…" Silence.

"…"

"La, la, la!" came a voice. A human lady passed by the well. "Hm? A demonic aura in the well?" she asked herself. "I must seal it, so that none may enter or exit through this portal!"

And with that, she pasted on a sutra scroll.

"Once again, the world is SAFE!"

She went back to skipping happily, in a weird, joyful sort of way. Luckily, no one could see her.

"La, la, LA!"