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SesshLG: LALALALALA!

Kagome: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! SESSHOMARU'S IN MY TIME! (hypervenilates)

Sesshomaru: Your place stinks. Literally.

Inuyasha: Now you know what I have to go through.

SesshLG: INUYASHA! YAY! (ZAP!)

Inuyasha: (Painfully) GYAAAAAA!

Chapter 3

"I told you NOT to jump Sesshomaru!"

"I demand you tell me where we are!" he snarled, pacing.

Kagome sighed, patting the lord on the shoulder, who flicked it away in anger. "We're…in my time."

He stopped pacing. "Your time?"

"Yes," she answered. "You see, I don't live in the time we just left. This is a portal to my home shrine. I hate to upset you, Sesshomaru, but…" Kagome rubbed her head. "We're 500 years in the future."

"Which explains your indecent clothing," he growled, uncomfortable. 'She's getting mad,' he thought. 'Smells like cinnamon…mmm…NO!'

"It's not indecent!" yelled the miko, who was turning redder and redder with every outburst.

"You do not need to yell," Sesshomaru winced.

"Oh, that's right. If that hurts even Inuyasha's ears, then you must pick up the sound even better. I'm sorry."

"You-"

"Kagome? Are you there?"

Kagome and Sesshomaru froze, looking to the top of the well. "Oh my God, it's Mom! Quick!"

He grabbed her and jumped to the top of the well, the footsteps coming closer. 'GO!' Kagome screamed in her head. Sesshomaru jumped, her thoughts resounding painfully in his head.

Tap.

"What the-? Why aren't we going through? Explain!" he growled.

"I don't know!" Kagome cried. "Someone must have put a spell or something on the other side!"

'Which means…'

'But that means…'

'We're stuck, together!'

"No!" barked the Tai-youkai. "I must get to my time! Jaken cannot take care of Rin…my lands!"

"Umm…" Kagome tapped on his arm.

"What?"

"Your arm…"

Sesshomaru, somewhat reluctantly, let his arm fall from Kagome, which was wrapped around her waist. Both looked at each other, Kagome becoming a slightly light shade of pink.

"Kagome, it is you!"

"MOM!"

She jumped out of the well, and ran to hug her mom. 'Oh God, don't let Sesshomaru hurt her.'

Sesshomaru snorted. 'Does she think so lowly of me?'

"Kagome, is something wrong?"

"W-wrong? What's wrong!" Kagome stammered.

"You look sort of…flushed."

"Well, actually…" she tried.

"She has a surprise for you," said Sesshomaru, hovering out of the well. "If you don't mind my company."

"Mom…meet Sesshomaru…"

"Lord Sesshomaru," he corrected.

"Right…Inuyasha's brother."

"Half-brother."

"Sure, whatever."

"Oh…my," stuttered Kagome's mother. "It would be lovely having you here." 'He's gorgeous.'

Kagome inaudibly growled, unhappy with her mom's look, 'Hands off sister. Tall and handsome is my gorgeous hunk.' Realizing what she thought, she gasped. 'Did I think THAT? I'm EVIL!'

Sesshomaru, who had heard the entire "conversation," felt a grin almost creep up on his stoic face.

"Don't tell grandpa, mom."

"Sure, honey. I'm going to go set up the guest room, okay?"

"Okay. Bye Mom!"

With her mother gone, Kagome crumpled to the floor, or would have if Sesshomaru hadn't caught her with his arm, exhausted. "Thanks," she murmured. "OH! I almost forgot about your handicap."

"It is not a handicap," Sesshomaru said indignantly.

"No, but people in my time don't go around with their arm chopped off. It wouldn't do well in malls."

'Malls?'

"Sesshomaru, just stay still."

"Why are you touching me, girl?" he growled, trying to move away from her reaching arm.

"IF…ugh, you would, ugh…just stay STILL…gotcha!" she squealed triumphantly. "Now then…"

Blue light began pouring from the miko's hands, directed towards where his left arm would be.

"Perfect…You now have your arm again."

"Such extraordinary power…" he whispered, turning his arm in different ways. "Thank you."

"You're…welcome." '…?'

!Scene Change!

"Oh, my…I worry about Lord Sesshomaru."

"Stop it, Master Jaken. Lord Sesshomaru is safe and sound. I'm sure of it!" Rin told him

confidently.

"Oh, I know…" WHACK. "These stupid trees! Face the wrath of the staff of two heads! HAHAHA!"

"Jaken…"

"What, girl?" Jaken asked.

"One, you're out of control," Rin told him. "Two, you are so crazed, you haven't noticed you're heads on fire!"

"WHAT! FIRE!"

The toad ran around in circles, desperately searching for water. He paid no heed to the girl's constant giggling.

"Jeez, Master Jaken. I was just joking!"

"Jo…king?" he said. "Why, you GOOD for NOTHING girl!"

"HEY, what's with all the racket!"

The girl and toad youkai froze. They slowly, dramatically, turned around to the voice's position.

"Huh, it's Lord Sesshomaru's little servant…and a girl," Inuyasha said in disdain. "He has stooped so low."

"Watch your mouth, hanyou!" yelled Jaken.

"Watch yours, toad!" he yelled back, squishing him with his foot.

"Inuyasha!"

"What are you doing?"

"WAIT FOR ME!"

The monk, youkai exterminator, and a transformed Kilala came on the scene, Shippo

trailing pathetically behind.

"Look who I found, guys."

Miroku bent down to Inuyasha's foot, or rather, the toad youkai underneath Inuyasha's foot.

"Aren't you the ones that follow Sesshomaru?"

"LORD Sesshomaru," squeaked Jaken.

"Where is he?" asked Sango.

Jaken shrugged.

"Didn't he say something about finding a new servant?" Rin asked Jaken. The youkai lit up.

"That's right, Rin!" Jaken said. "He came this was about half and hour ago, or something like it."

"Half an hour ago?"

"That's when Kagome left!" Shippo cried out.

"Hey, the little fox is right!" growled Inuyasha, lifting his foot off of Jaken. "I bet that

thief took Kagome to the palace and is making her serve him and do everything he wants her to! He's trying to get revenge!"

"You're overreacting, Inuyasha."

"NO! I'm telling the truth!" shouted the hanyou. "I'm coming, Kagome!"

In a swift, fluid, moment, Inuyasha disappeared from the group's view. Sango sighed and got on Kilala.

"What if he is right?"

"Then let's go!" Miroku said.

"Hold on! We're coming, too!" Jaken cried.

"Uh…" the monk hesitated.

"I don't think Kilala can hold anymore, sorry," Sango said sympathetically. The cat youkai nodded.

"URK…"

"Don't worry!" Rin laughed. "Have you forgotten, Jaken? You silly toad!" She put two fingers in her mouth and whistled.

Descending from the sky with utmost importance and dignity, a two headed dragon came to them.

"Wow. What a creature."

"Hi, Ah-Un. How are you doing?" the girl crooned. She jumped on his back, and pulled Jaken up with her.

"Can you keep up?" laughed Sango.

"Let's go, girl! Oh, and boys!"