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SesshLG: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sesshomaru: What is it, woman?

SesshLG: Oh, Sesshomaru, thanks for caring so much! (Starts crying into his chest)

Kagome: (sighs) What's wrong?

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Sesshomaru: Would zapping Inuyasha make you feel better?

Inuyasha: Hey guys, what's up? (Comes into room)

SesshLG: (ZAP! ZAP!)Thank you, my fluffy-kins.I feel oh so much better now!

Chapter 4

"Your mom's hospitality is…questionable."

"What do you mean by that, lordy?" snapped Kagome, going up to her room. "Is it not royal enough for you? Need a servant?"

'Precisely.' "No. I do not think you understand. Why is your mother so warm to a youkai in her house?"

"Well…" Kagome thought, tapping her chin. "For one, she has already housed Inuyasha numerous times, so she probably trusts you for that. Also, it is sort of tough for me to say it but…there aren't that many youkai left in my world. Most are extinct, and few reveal their true identity."

"Are you joking with me?"

"Sadly…sort of, anyway…no."

'Maybe she is not telling the truth…let's see.'

'It is so sad for Sesshomaru to know this,' he heard her think. 'If he didn't know, though, he would probably be overwhelmed at the fact that he didn't know. He'd probably get really mad.' She chuckled to herself.

'So…it's true then.'

"Sesshy? Sesshomaru!" Kagome said. "Back to the real world!"

"What?" the Tai-youkai muttered, his mind snapping back to his current position. "Is something wrong?"

"Yes and no." Kagome sighed. "See, I'll leave you to learn my world yourself, under a few conditions."

"And those conditions are?"

"One," she stated. "Don't attack anybody or anything, even if they disagree with you, unless they are trying to point a gun at you."

"Only I know what a gun is! How do you know?" Sesshomaru asked. "I invented the thing!"

"YOU did?" Kagome inquired, awed. "Well, there goes history books…Anyway, everyone knows about guns in my time, so don't attack anything else. Two, which relates to one, do not attack cars. Cars are like carriages, except they make a lot more noise and are mechanically controlled by men. Three, try to get a job or something! It will help you get used to things."

"Should this Sesshomaru stoop so low as to work among lowly and inferior humans…" he growled. "I refuse."

"There are a lot of lowly humans around here, so get used to it!" Kagome retorted. "Just get a job."

"Why aren't you going to come with?"

"Because, my lord," she added sarcastically. "This leaves me time to go to school, for an education."

"Many of your kind are educated?"

"Pretty much, Sesshomaru." Kagome beamed. "Oh, and four is crucial-no saving me at school!"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because," Kagome muttered, blushing somewhat. "Inuyasha always disturbs school and gets me in weird positions."

"I'm not like him," Sesshomaru reminded her.

"No…you're not," she agreed, smiling. "OH, NO! I'm late for school!" She rushed out, frantic.

"…"

!Scene Change!

"I'm hungry!"

"Stop whining, fox!" growled Inuyasha. "We've barely gone anywhere! It'll take days to get there!"

"DAYS?" Shippo groaned.

"He's right," Miroku told him.

"Hah, children are so needy!" Jaken teased. "That's why I'll never want children, the little beasts!"

"You'd make a horrible father anyway," Rin murmured, unfazed. "And an ugly one, too, Jaken."

"Who asked you, brat?"

"You were practically asking for it," Inuyasha sneered.

"I'm starting to like Rin," said Sango.

"A wonderful child," the monk agreed.

"Thank you!"

"Shut up, humans!"