Chapter 1: Where the Hell are we?

(Me: Dedicated to Areku for helping me!)

It all started at Alex Castor's house Diana and Alex were up on her barn roof dancing and singing to -Ready, Steady, Go!-

"Hey Alex" "Yeah Diana?'' ''Wouldn't it be cool to go back in time and meet the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto?''

"CH-YEAH!" (Areku: Whats gonna happen? Me: Right now..and all of a sudden everything went black)

"Where the freaking hell are we?"

"I don't no-WAIT? doesn't this look like Central?"

"...YEAH!" Diana jumps around acting all hyper like she just ate Chocolate Lucky Charms (Areku:YEAH!)

"You do know what this means Diana?" Alex asked

"That we can practice alchemy and become state alchemists?''

"JUPPERZ!''

''But wait we don't know any alchemy" Diana sighed she sat down on the pavement and tapped her index fingers in thought, then laid them down on the sidewalk and then huge red lightning flashed just where she had placed her fingers.

"WHAT THE HELL!'' Areku shouted sucking her thumb because her thumb got in the way and was burnt by the lightning

''What? It dosen't hurt" Diana said looking confused

''IT DID TO MEE!''

''Ok, Ok calm down''

''But you just did alchemy, AND I DIDN'T!'' (Areku: YEAH NO FAIR! Me: Calm down, just wait)

Alex clapped her hands in frustration and in anger slapped them on the pavement

"KABOOM!" Blue fire had burst where Alex's hands are

"WHAT THE FREAKING FLIPPING PILE !" Diana had cursed since her wrist was in the way

"What?" Areku asked "Wait-I JUST DID ALCHEMY!"

"Awsome now lets go demand to Roy that we should take the test!"

(Me: Sorry it was soo short this is my first story, if it sucked message me with ideas!)