Here's another funny chapter. Warning this chapter has references of Marik, a girl and SEX! The weak f heart should stay away. Or not. Whatever floats your boat. Just don't expect this huge sex scene. It's mostly noises through the door.

Before he realized it, Kaiba was at Marik's door. Many people often wondered why Marik lived with his sister's family. The truth was, after everything he'd been through, he didn't like being separated from his family anymore. As a matter-of fact, he begged Odion to get a bedroom next to his. Currently, Odion was out trying to 'find his self.'

Kaiba could immediately understand why a child might think Marik was in pain. He could clearly hear the both of them, Marik more-so than the girl, moaning and crying. He was about to knock, but something made him stop. Something that made him giggle.

Marik's cries were growing even more intense. "Oh God! Ya Allah! Aye Ra!" Marik shouted. "Just a little more! Almost there!" He began crying out in Arabic, a language everyone in the mansion could comprehend except the owner, Kaiba. Even Mokuba was learning it.

For a second, Kaiba wondered if he should hold off on the interruption. It sounded like Marik was about to finish anyway. Nah, he wouldn't be that nice! He didn't even like the guy. The feeling was mutual to say the least. Kaiba held in a chuckle as he roughly banged on the door and heard Marik use an Arabic term he did understand because Marik muttered it under his breath a lot while casting nasty looks at him.

"Sagira, I'm not dying! Please go back to sleep!" Marik pleaded.

"It's me. Open the door." Kaiba ordered. Once again he had to stop himself from laughing.

Damn it Kaiba!" Marik yelled. Kaiba could hear the bed squeaking. "Just give me ten seconds, I promise!" He pleaded.

"Now!" Kaiba yelled. More fowl words were used in a mix of English, Arabic, and an Ancient dialect heard commonly throughout the mansion. There was a patter of footsteps as well as the sounds of sheets and other materials being moved. Finally, the door opened with Marik looking as cool as a cucumber.

"Well hello my dear brother-in-law. What brings you here?"

Kaiba looked over at the bed, which was neatly made with no one in it. "Where's the girl?" Kaiba asked.

"Girl? What girl?"

"The one you were having sex with."

Marik gasped loudly. "Having sex? Here? In your precious home and with my little niece and nephew asleep in their tiny beds? Never."

"Really, because it sounded like you were having a good time."

A wide grin grew on Marik's face while he leaned against the doorway. "Well I was. I must admit I've been doing dirty, kinky things I here all by myself. That is unless you want to join me. We could have lots of fun and Ishizu will never have to know. Promise."

"Oh really!" Kaiba said sarcastically. "Well I'd love to. Really I would, but I wouldn't want to disturb your girlfriend hiding under the bed."

"What makes you so sure that there's a girl here?" Marik said, standing up straight again. Kaiba simply pointed to the purse lying on the other side of the bed. "Shit!" He whispered. "Fine, so do you want us to rent a hotel or what?" Marik crossed his arms.

Kaiba thought for a minute. "I'd prefer it if you left forever and my kids went to boarding school but Ishizu won't allow either. Kaiba sighed, wishing something he would say could stick, but nothing he thought, would. "You can stay; just keep it down from now on. Thanks to you, no one can get any." Marik looked at him confused. "Sagira!"

"Really? Sorry about that?" He apologized, realizing what he must have done.

"Whatever." He muttered back. "Just don't make the same mistake I did and knock her up before you have a chance to marry her."

"Twice! And what wonderful kids they are!" Marik added.

"Shut up!" Brushed him off. He took another look around the room. "But really, you didn't hide her under the bed did you?"

"Of course not!" Marik said, almost sounding offended. "You can't think I'm that bad! I think I'd have a little more respect for women than that! She's hiding behind the door with dignity and class." He said, pulling her from behind it. She looked slightly embarrassed being pulled out in only a towel, knowing she wasn't supposed to be there in the first place.

Chanice was one of the African American girls who had come over, initially on vacation, a few years back. Her light brown, almost red hair was long and braided. Her eyes were a light brown with a greenish tint to them. Her sister looked exactly the same since they were identical, and since the rest of their friends and their big brother went back home, they were the most exotic looking couple in Domino.

"Hello Mr. Kaiba." She said, smiling innocently. "I'm sorry if we disturbed you, we'll keep it quiet." She turned and looked at Marik in a threatening way. "Won't we baby?" She said more as a command than as a question.

"Yes." He answered, genuinely afraid.

"Good." Kaiba responded. Before he left, he turned to Chanice. "Feel free to stop by any time, but if he's with you, could you keep him on a leash and muzzle."

Marik turned and glared at him, but said nothing. Kaiba glared back. They continued to glare until Marik finally slammed the door shut. Satisfied, Kaiba headed back to his room.

Coming up is the fluffy ending. You've been warned.