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Previously on Stargate SG-1

"Sir?" Walter asked softly.

"Shut it down Walter, I'm declaring them M.I.A."

"Why do you guys always do that?" He demanded.

She walked forward "Drop the weapon... O'Neill."

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Daniel raise his zat'ni'katel.

"Why?"

"Drop it!" She ordered.

"On the contrary... I think it is you who is going to... drop" Jack said.

She looked puzzled then as the energy from the zat gun knocked unconscious, her eyes glowed with defiance.

"Ay yi yi" he muttered "Teal'c, you go with her, Carter with Igor, let's go now!"

And now the continuation...

"NOW!" Jack directed.

The glider bay doors opened and the three gliders shot out.

"They are firing at us O'Neill!"

"I CAN TELL!" He yelled back.

Igor expertly flipped the glider on it's side "Colonel O'Neill, perhaps we should head for Nic'ra. It is a two hour journey."

"Lead the way!" Jack ordered through the radio.

Igor nodded and took point.

"Sir, we're receiving a message from the Tok'ra" Walter called.

"Play it!"

"This is Jacob, do you hear me?" the scratchy voice said.

"This is General Hammond, go ahead"

"George, hate to tell you this but your people are captured by a Goa'uld."

"Which one?"

"That is unknown."

"I thought this was safe Jacob"

"I'm sorry George, I would have NEVER endangered MY daughter."

"Understood."

"If we receive any news, I'll let you know."

Thank you Jacob. Take care."

The gate deactivated.

General Hammond sighed and turned away.

"O'Neill, she has awoken."

"Ay yi yi" Jack muttered, "Teal'c, can you tie her up or something?"

Teal'c looked around his glider "I have nothing O'Neill."

"We could always zat her..."

"Sir, she's been 'zatted' three times in one day, the human body isn't meant to take that" Carter began.

"Major Carter is correct" Teal'c said, "do not worry O'Neill, she will remain calm."

"And why is that?" Jack asked curiously.

"I threatened to leave her in the emptiness of space if she did not cooperate."

"And she listened..." Jack said sceptically.

Teal'c eyed the angry woman in front of him, "Indeed" he said wryly "I have disabled her controls and she is unable to reach me. I believe she will cooperate."

"Teal'c, she's a GOA'ULD."

"I am aware O'Neill."

"Right" he muttered. He looked over his shoulder at Daniel "And this is to get back at you..." he muttered flipping the glider upside down.

"Jack!" Daniel protested.

Jack grinned and flipped it over completely and then with the right side up again. He could hear Daniel breathing heavily.

"I'm going to throw up" he whispered.

Jack's look of glee changed to alarm, "Daniel, no, don't, Daniel, I'm warning you..."

Sam and Teal'c on the other radios listened with bemused expressions as Jack ratted Daniel for 'donating' his supper to him.

General Hammond sighed. Colonel O'Neill had not turned in his most recent mission report. He knew anyone he sent would be unable to find it as Jack had an uncanny way of disguising mission reports with smiley faces, yo-yo drawings and stick men getting blasted. He slowly headed towards the mans office.
"Are we there yet?"

"How should I know?" Daniel mumbled "You're the one flying."

"I was talking to Carter."

His radio came to life "Just a few more minutes sir" her voice said "Igor told me we should see it any minute."

"That big red ball over there?"

"Yes sir."

"Got it."

After thirty minutes of searching, he had finally located it. As he was about to leave, the phone rang. General Hammond slowly picked it up "Hello?"

"Jack..." a familiar voice greeted "You don't sound like yourself."

"COLONEL MAYBOURNE?"

"General Hammond," the voice finally placed, "where's Colonel O'Neill?"

"He is currently off-world."

"I should have known. This is fairly urgent, when will he be back?"

"As he is currently in enemy hands, I have no idea."

Maybourne cleared his throat "Sorry to hear that."

"Can I help you?"

"No! That's ok, have Jack call my old house when he gets home" with that he hung up.

General Hammond sighed and put down the phone.

"Teal'c. Let me go and I will have Anubis spare your world."

"Your words mean nothing" he said.

"You will doom the Tau'ri race?"

"Anubis will fail. Already the Tau'ri have defended themselves successfully against many attacks."

"Their luck will not last forever."

"They have many powerful allies."

"Do you really think the Asgard and the Nox will save them?"

"Indeed."

"Foolish Jaffa!"

"Be silent!"

"JAFFA KREE."

Teal'c laughed.

The gliders began their descent, everyone reaching the ground safely.

"Now what?" Carter asked opening her glider and stepping out.

"We dial home."

"That's it?" Daniel asked.

Jack shrugged "Yeah."

"It seems too easy" Carter commented.

"What about Sarah?" Daniel asked.

Jack paused.

"We can not risk bringing her through the Stargate, O'Neill" Teal'c insisted.

"Why's that?"

"She may be 'booby trapped' as you say."

"The Tok'ra will send me intelligence of where they have gone" Igor said "I will stay with you until then. Then we may take Osiris to the Tok'ra home world and have her removed from the hosts body."

Osiris's eyes glowed "You wouldn't hurt me."

"You wanna bet?"

"OFF WORLD ACTIVATION!"

General Hammond looked up. Hurrying into the gate room, he caught Walter's excited glance "It's SG-1 IDC code sir"

"Open the iris! Security teams, stand by!" he ordered.

The iris opened and Major Carter walked through. "General Hammond!" She called.

"Major Carter, we were under the impression that you were captured by the Goa'uld." he began

"Yes sir, that's why only I am here. We escaped with Osiris. We were going to bring her back but Teal'c strongly opposes it. We request permission to stay on the planet."

"What planet is this?"

"It's called Nic'ra. I believe we are on 912-753."

"I see, Major, these men are going to escort you to the infirmary. You resist and you will be shot"

Sam grimaced. She had hoped she wouldn't have to go through this "Yes sir."

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"Well, she's not a Goa'uld" Janet confirmed.

"Sir, we have a Tok'ra operative with us. He's going to take Osiris to the Tok'ra's home world once they've reached it."

"Alright, we'll send food and supplies."

"Permission to return."

"Denied."

She looked up astonished "Sir! I..."

"Major Carter, you are pregnant! You can't go traipsing around the galaxy!"

"Sam, I agree" Janet put in.

She sighed but nodded.

"I'll send the supplies right away."

Carter looked up and noticed the attention of all males was on her.

"Do I have snot on my nose or something?" she asked in a low tone of voice.

Janet eyed her "Did ya look in a mirror recently? Blue's your color."

Carter looked down "I'm not wearing..." her head shop up "Janet, get me some clothes please" she begged.

She nodded "Ok, you sit there..." she began when Carter fell to the floor.

"Oh my god" Janet whispered, "I need a medical team!" she called.

"Sam! Sam, Sam wake up! Listen to me, Sam..."

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