A/N: This is a play on the phrase, "lifestyles of the rich and famous." lol That flashback with Leo and Glenn seemed to be pretty popular:) PrUe AnD AnDy, damien455, winter blaze, money makes me smile, and PiperxoxLeo: Aww, thanks for taking the time to review! The-Cheese-Fairy: Awesome! I'm so glad that you're warming up to Persia. Prince Halliwell: The silvery beam was a power that the eldest hybrid had acquired after killing the Merlin-looking demon and stealing his powers. As far as the potion, it's a mystery that they won't uncover, they'll just get rid of.I know, the twins were a little off their mark! lol But at least they protected everyone. And in all honesty, I wasn't thinking of that episode when I wrote Exploding Piper's, "Kiss this!" peanut2lb: I'm so glad you approve of my Andy/Prue/Pandora/Alternate Pam writing, since you are like the Goddess of all that is Prue & Andy! LOL After Piper is put back together, she'll definitely have some problems handling her three different powers. Poor Piper, she didn't even want a new power. LeoPiperAndyPrue: That's great! I'll go read the next chapter as soon as I can (swamped with makeup school work). RJF: Last but not certainly not least...I'm so thrilled that you approve. I was a little worried about what you would think about me messing with your Pam's hard outer shell. Phew, it all worked out. As far as your characters go, they'll be leaving in a few chapters (there are just a few things that I need them to help me clean up first). But then they get to go home! How bittersweet. lol ;)

Every Halliwell Counts
Chapter 10: Lifestyles Of The Witch And Famous

The globe of orbs vanished. "Good girls," Alternate Paige whispered as she ran over to Andy and tried to kneel down next to him. She struggled with her bloated belly, but finally managed to make it to her knees and place her healing hands over the mortal and waited for her golden whitelighter abilities to take effect.

"Leo!" Freezing Piper cried out. Tears were streaming down her face and her bangs were sticking to her forehead along with randon strands of her straight brown hair which clung to her face. She couldn't lose her big sister, not again. Not to magic. After Leo healed Prue, she wanted to relinquish her powers once and for all. "Leo!"

Leo orbed in and he immediately fell to his knees and began to heal the telekinetic Charmed One.

"Is she okay?" Slow Motion Piper timidly made her way over to Freezing Piper, Leo, and Prue.

"She will be," Leo answered as Prue's eyes began to flutter.

"Thank the powers that be," the geeky Piper adjusted her glasses and began to twist at the sleeves of her cardigan.

"No," Freezing Piper replied. "This is due to magic and once we save Prue, we're putting an end to it."

"You can't be serious, Piper."

Freezing Piper looked at her husband. "I'm deadly serious." She heard Prue's breathing return to normal and embraced her big sister in a strong hold. "Prue, I'm so happy that you're okay!"

Prue gently patted Freezing Piper's back. "Piper, where's Andy? Where's everyone else?"

"Right here," Andy said as he walked up to Prue.

Prue pulled to her feet and embraced her husband with a hug ang a passionate kiss. "Are you okay? What happened?"

"I don't know," Andy replied honestly. "I just remember-"

"Me throwing you into the wall," Alternate Pamela finished.

"Why?"

"The demons, the hybrids, they were after you. I only wanted to fling you out of the way, but I still don't have control of my recent power advancement. I-I-I'm so sorry.."

"You were trying to do a good thing," Andy assured as he suddenly pulled her into a hug. "I commend you for that."

"I'm proud of you," Prue said as she placed a reassuring hand on Alternate Pam's shoulder.

"I wish I could've gotten to know you," Alternate Pam whispered under her breath. She blinked back the tears as she pulled away from Andy. What's wrong with me? I've never been this emotional before? She shook her head, wishing to the powers beyond that she could've been able to know the parents in her reality and have them praise her the way Panodra's parents did.

Prue was about to comment, when a large dome of orbs illuminated the room and when it materialized a huge blue bubble remained. The bubble contained Wyatt, Paige, Pearl, Phiona, and Prissy. Wyatt blinked and the bubble vanished.

"Finally!" Paige blistered, as she looked around with Prissy in her arms.

"Where've you been?" Leo asked. "You're sisters were attacked!"

Paige pointed an index finger at the blonde boy. "He formed that-that bubble and wouldn't let us out!"

"He was trying to protect you," Emma's voice answered. "The twins did the name thing. He didn't want you orbing in and getting hurt by the gaseous potion."

"What gaseous potion?"

"The one that's currently being contained by the crystal cage," Emma replied. "We don't know what to do with it or what it is. The hybrid triplets threw it at us."

"Wait, where are the triplets?"

"Piper, or should I say the three forms of Piper, vanquished them."

"All three?"

"Yeah."

"But I thought that vanquish warrented Charmed attention or better?"

"Apparently not."

"Are you sure they're gone?"

"Positive," the psionic replied with complete confidence.

"Then what do we do about them?" Paige waved her hand at the three Pipers who looked as though they were about to get into a huge argument regarding magic.

"I think I have an idea, but we'll need Paige. My Paige."

"Okay, let's get on it."

30 Minutes Later----

The three Pipers were very agitated, as they were all trapped in Wyatt's blue force field to encuse that they would not escape, and the crystal cage was already in use.

Alternate Paige and Emma were positioned in front of the force field in the center of the attic, while everyone else hovered anxiously by the attic door.

"Wyatt, now!" Emma yelled.

Wyatt, who was standing in the corner of the attic, blinked and the force field faded away.

A globe of white psionic energy appeared above Emma's forehead and she sent it flying into Exploding Piper's head and then repeated the process twice more with Freezing Piper and Slow Motion Piper. Once they'd been infected with the psionic energy, they all turned into a robotic like state. "Go, Paige."

Alternate Paige flicked her wrists and caused the three Pipers to orb out.

Emma focused on the center of the room and then a pink glow appeared in the air and began to grow larger and larger until it formed into the figure of a woman, but it was only a 3D projection of psionic energy.

"What did you-"

"Orb them into the psionic form! Now!"

The alternate whitelighter-witch complied and flicked her hand, causing a stream of orbs to flow into the pink psionic form.

Emma shot another globe of white light into the pink form and suddenly a blinding pink flash errupted in the attic and when it was gone, one Piper lay on the ground; she was wearing what she'd been wearing before she'd split into three Pipers and she looked like her modern self. "Piper?"

Piper stood up, wobbly at first. "Where am I?"

"You're home," Leo said as he walked over to his wife and embraced her. "And you're safe."

"But what about the triplets?"

"Vanquished."

"What? How?" Piper's eyes were wild with confusion.

"You don't remember?"

"Remember what?"

"What's the last thing you remember?"

"Uh-uh..." Piper closed her eyes and chewed her lip, trying to remember. "A spell. I said a spell."

"What type of spell?"

"A transportation spell. It was to take me to my sisters."

"How was it worded?" The whitelighter asked.

Piper placed her hands on her head, rubbing her temples. "Umm..."

----Flashback----

"A spell."Piper bit her lip, trying to think of a spell. "Powers that be, powers that be, take me to my sisters three." She said. Suddenly it felt as though her body was being torn apart, in thousands of different directions. Her eyes bulged, as she slumped to the ground and screamed out in pain, before lights encircled her and she was gone.

----Flashback----

"Do you remember anything?" Leo asked.

"I said something about taking me 'to my sisters three.'"

Leo mulled over the new information before his eyes finally registered understanding. "The spell, it must have backfired."

"Not necessarily, Leo." Phoebe said. "If you remember correctly, we were all in different places in the underworld. The spell must have stripped her into three of herselves in order to take her to all of us, like she worded it to."

"It makes sense," Andy agreed.

"So she has no recollection of the biker?" Paige asked.

"Biker?" Piper echoed.

"I told ya we should've filmed Ms. Spears," Phoebe quipped.

"Ms. Spears?" Piper asked, her face flushing red. "What exactly happened to me?"

"Which one?" Prue asked.

"Oh on," Piper groaned. "I have a feeling you guys aren't going to let me live this down, are you?"

"Not likely," Phoebe smirked.

"I say we head down stairs and try to fill in Piper as we figure out a way to send them home," Leo suggested.

"Fine by me," Persia agreed.

The group, minus Emma and Alternate Paige, began to leave the attic.

Alternate Paige turned to Emma. "I didn't know you could do anything like that."

"And you never will, any of you," Emma replied. A white ripple of energy emanted from her head and swept over everyone, mutating their memories so that they wouldn't remember Emma's array of psionic power.

Alternate Paige blinked and headed for the door. "Coming, Em?"

"Yeah, right behind you," Emma smiled and followed after Alternate Paige.

TO BE CONTINUED...