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Special chapter#1: (Mary Sue) Sumi Hino
Author's Note: We love Mary-sue! Mary-sue is perfect! Better than
anyone else! Who needs characters that aren't perfect! Enjoy this free chapter: )
MARY SUE!
P.s.: the ones in italics means it didn't happen..Or was suppose to happen
but it didn't. You get what I'm saying?
"Ah...
I'm finally back home.." A breathtakingly beautiful woman with
dark
violet hair even longer than Rei's was tied in one big braid. The
woman
was wearing a traditional miko outfit that fit her perfect curves
perfectly.
She opened her purplish-bluish with specks of silver eyes
and
scanned th scenery around her. The young woman turned to
Rei's
grandfather.
"Ojii-chan!
It's me Sumi-chan!" the young woman named Sumi Hino
cried,
hugging the old man.
Rei's
grandfather was bewitched at the beautiful young woman
hugging
her...
Actually
Rei's grandfather was confused. The crazy young girl
hugging
him was not his grand daughter. If she was surely he
would
have known about it.
"Ah...
Young lady...Sumi-san. I'm afraid you mixed me up with
someone
else..." He spoke slowly. Sumi looked at him with a
surprised
look on her oh-so-lovely face.
"Ojii-chan don't you remember me?"
"I'm afraid not."
"I'm
Rei's sister! I lived with otou-chan all this time! Don't you
remember?
I've visited this place all the time!"
Rei's grandfather was speechless. Now he remembered...
Nope. No. Nothing in his mind.
"Jii-san.
The bills came in..." Rei walked in, she saw a young
lady
hugging her grandfather. "What's going on?"
"Uh...
Rei... This girl Sumi is your sister." He pointed at the
ravishing
young lady. "Why don't you two spend some
quality
time together? I'll be in my room taking care of the
bills..."
Rei' grandfather quickly left the room going away
from
the crazy girl.
"Sumi-san?"
Rei raised her eyebrow. "Tell me who are you,
really?"
"Rei-chan
it's me your older sister! I've lived with
Tou-chan
for so long that you don't remember me!" She
cried
passionately. Rei glared at Sumi, she reached deep
into
her sleeves getting ready to pull out an ofuda.
"Who
are you? Why do you keep saying you're my sister?
I
never had a sister!"
"Rei-chan!
Don't be so mad at me because I'm better at you
for
everything.." Sumi said haughtily. "I mean that's why
Tou-chan
left you to live with Ojii-chan. I'm his favorite!"
"EXCUSE
ME!" Cried Rei. She was so offended the way
this
stranger who says to be her so called 'sister' talked
about
her. "How would YOU know about Otou-sama?
Just
because you are his so called 'favorite' doesn't mean
you
should treat me this way!"
"Oi
Rei! D'ya know where the chopsticks are?" Tasuki
asked,
only wearing pants showing off his muscular
chest.
"I looked at the cabinets and it ain't there." Tasuki
scratched
his
head.
Sumi
blushed. Sumi made eye contact with Tasuki. Tasuki looked
at
Sumi. He was completly smitten at the beautiful stranger...
Ha ha... No.
Tasuki
looked at Sumi and scoffed. It was another whiny wench who
probably
wants to sleep with him. Oh, how right he was.
"Hello..."
Sumi bowed politly, her lovely ivory cheeks tinted with red.
"I'm
very sorry for the way my little sister acted... Please tell me your
name.."
She begged. Sure what harm could happen to that? Tasuki's
instincts
said.
"Uh..Yea it's Tasuki, lady." He said uneasily. Sumi looked surprised.
"Tasuki?
You're Tasuki? Aren't you my fiancee?" asked Sumi surprising
Rei
and Tasuki.
"What the hell are you talkin' about?" Rei and Tasuki asked simultaneously.
"Don't
you remember back in the Reikaku mountains? Hakurou-san agreed on
an
arranged marriage to make peace at the Ataku mountains!" said
Sumi.
Tasuki
blinked in surprise. He was very confused. There was no mountains
named
Ataku. How dare she say Hakurou-san! It was Hakurou-sama! If
Tasuki
had known he had a fiancee, the old boss would have mentioned it
on
his last breath!
"Uh... Lady..."
"Don't
you remember the times you and Kouji-kun protected me?" Sumi
asked,
she
had a sad longing look on her face making her beautiful...I mean even
more
beautiful?
Tasuki
closed his eyes trying to remember what happened. He waited a few
moments
and opened his eyes. Tasuki looked at Sumi passionately.
"Sumi-chan...
I remember now..."
No. Not really.
"Sorry
lady, I don't know ya." Tasuki said and began to walk away.
"Rei, I'll
ask
yer grandpa where the goddamn chopsticks are."
"OmG!1111
dOnt'N YoU WaKl AwAy fRm ME!111111" cried Sumi, totally
acting
out of character. "iM GoNA MaRry TaSuKI!111 We GoNnA HaVe
ToNZ
o BaBieZ 2gETheR!11111" She began to chase after Tasuki.
Rei
blocked
the doorway and pulled out her henshin stick.
"Listen
bitch, I got a score to settle with you..." Rei said, her voice
was
dangerously quiet. She pulled up her henshin and transformed into
the
beautiful Sailor Mars.
"I'm
sorry little sister. Please don't stand in the way of true love!"
begged
Sumi.
"Tasuki and I are meant to be...Unless you have feeling for him
as
well.."
"I
have no feeling for him!" Rei said, her cheeks blushed red. "I
just
want
to get rid of you...MARY-SUE!"
"I'm
so sorry little sister!" Sumi pulled out a metallic silver
henshin stick
similar
to Rei's. "But I am..." An increadibly cheesy pose here.
"SAILOR
EARTH!" Despite the cheesy pose, she wore a similar outfit
like
the whole inner senshi. Except her skirt and collar was brown and the
bow
was forest green.
"Sailor Earth?"
"Oh
yea, I am increadibly famous in America! That's why you've never
heard
of
me!" Sumi--er---Sailor Earth giggled. Sailor Earth began to
focus almost all
her
energy and power. Her hands began to glow bright red; she opened her
eyes.
"EARTH
SHATTERING BLAST!" She placed her hands on the floor,
releasing
her energy/ power straight to Sailor Mars. She was destroyed in
one
blow.
Umm...
A
little tiny wave was heading towards Sailor Mars. She could hardly
feel
anything
from the blow of the 'unstoppable' Sailor Earth. Rei simply pulled
out
her ofuda scroll.
"AKU RYO TAI SAN!" She placed the scroll on Sailor Earth's forehead.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!1111"
Cried Sailor Earth. Her evil and perfect soul
went
back to where it belonged. A fanfiction author's floppy disk.
((Meanwhile))
"Sumi-chan?
She was suppose to be with Tasuki and lived happily
ever
after!" cried an author. "Oh! This isn't over yet!"
((Back at the Hikawa Temple))
"So...What
the hell happened to the woman?"asked Tasuki as he chugged
bacon
down his throat.
"I kicked her out.." Rei replied, sipping her tea.
"Thank
god she was so fuckin' crazy.." Tasuki said, he got up and left
leaving
the dirty plates on the table. Rei glared at the fang-boy.
"Hey
asshole clean-up your mess!" Rei said. "It's your turn to
wash the
dishes
this week."
"Godammit woman do it yourself!" He cried, walking away.
"Stay here and clean it up!" Rei pulled out an ofuda scroll. "Or else!"
"Why won't you leave me alone?"
"TASUKI COME BACK HERE!"
Rei: Huh... chibimars098524 never mentioned this chapter before.
Tasuki: She musta been so fuckin' bored..
Rei: Oh! It turns out she's making more of these special chapters!
Tasuki: Really? Who's next?
Rei: (scans all the papers) WHAT! It's not here!
Tasuki:... She doesn't trust us.
Rei: What are you talking about? She trusts us! Why do you think she let me be the main character of this story?
Tasuki: Doesn't matter. She probably thinks that the fanfic readers will read this part to know what will happen on the couple of chapters.
Rei:...
Tasuki:...
Rei: (turns to readers) Uh... Don't forget to read and review. (sweatdrop) Tasuki we should go rehearse right now.
Tasuki: Yea... (walks away.)
Rei: W-wait for me! (follows him)
