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Special chapter#1: (Mary Sue) Sumi Hino

Author's Note: We love Mary-sue! Mary-sue is perfect! Better than

anyone else! Who needs characters that aren't perfect! Enjoy this free chapter: )

MARY SUE!

P.s.: the ones in italics means it didn't happen..Or was suppose to happen

but it didn't. You get what I'm saying?

"Ah... I'm finally back home.." A breathtakingly beautiful woman with
dark violet hair even longer than Rei's was tied in one big braid. The
woman was wearing a traditional miko outfit that fit her perfect curves
perfectly. She opened her purplish-bluish with specks of silver eyes
and scanned th scenery around her. The young woman turned to
Rei's grandfather.

"Ojii-chan! It's me Sumi-chan!" the young woman named Sumi Hino
cried, hugging the old man.

Rei's grandfather was bewitched at the beautiful young woman
hugging her...

Actually Rei's grandfather was confused. The crazy young girl
hugging him was not his grand daughter. If she was surely he
would have known about it.

"Ah... Young lady...Sumi-san. I'm afraid you mixed me up with
someone else..." He spoke slowly. Sumi looked at him with a
surprised look on her oh-so-lovely face.

"Ojii-chan don't you remember me?"

"I'm afraid not."

"I'm Rei's sister! I lived with otou-chan all this time! Don't you
remember? I've visited this place all the time!"

Rei's grandfather was speechless. Now he remembered...

Nope. No. Nothing in his mind.

"Jii-san. The bills came in..." Rei walked in, she saw a young
lady hugging her grandfather. "What's going on?"

"Uh... Rei... This girl Sumi is your sister." He pointed at the
ravishing young lady. "Why don't you two spend some
quality time together? I'll be in my room taking care of the
bills..." Rei' grandfather quickly left the room going away
from the crazy girl.

"Sumi-san?" Rei raised her eyebrow. "Tell me who are you,
really?"

"Rei-chan it's me your older sister! I've lived with
Tou-chan for so long that you don't remember me!" She
cried passionately. Rei glared at Sumi, she reached deep
into her sleeves getting ready to pull out an ofuda.

"Who are you? Why do you keep saying you're my sister?
I never had a sister!"

"Rei-chan! Don't be so mad at me because I'm better at you
for everything.." Sumi said haughtily. "I mean that's why
Tou-chan left you to live with Ojii-chan. I'm his favorite!"

"EXCUSE ME!" Cried Rei. She was so offended the way
this stranger who says to be her so called 'sister' talked
about her. "How would YOU know about Otou-sama?
Just because you are his so called 'favorite' doesn't mean
you should treat me this way!"

"Oi Rei! D'ya know where the chopsticks are?" Tasuki
asked, only wearing pants showing off his muscular
chest. "I looked at the cabinets and it ain't there." Tasuki scratched
his head.

Sumi blushed. Sumi made eye contact with Tasuki. Tasuki looked
at Sumi. He was completly smitten at the beautiful stranger...

Ha ha... No.

Tasuki looked at Sumi and scoffed. It was another whiny wench who
probably wants to sleep with him. Oh, how right he was.

"Hello..." Sumi bowed politly, her lovely ivory cheeks tinted with red.
"I'm very sorry for the way my little sister acted... Please tell me your
name.." She begged. Sure what harm could happen to that? Tasuki's
instincts said.

"Uh..Yea it's Tasuki, lady." He said uneasily. Sumi looked surprised.

"Tasuki? You're Tasuki? Aren't you my fiancee?" asked Sumi surprising
Rei and Tasuki.

"What the hell are you talkin' about?" Rei and Tasuki asked simultaneously.

"Don't you remember back in the Reikaku mountains? Hakurou-san agreed on
an arranged marriage to make peace at the Ataku mountains!" said Sumi.
Tasuki blinked in surprise. He was very confused. There was no mountains
named Ataku. How dare she say Hakurou-san! It was Hakurou-sama! If
Tasuki had known he had a fiancee, the old boss would have mentioned it
on his last breath!

"Uh... Lady..."

"Don't you remember the times you and Kouji-kun protected me?" Sumi asked,
she had a sad longing look on her face making her beautiful...I mean even more
beautiful?

Tasuki closed his eyes trying to remember what happened. He waited a few
moments and opened his eyes. Tasuki looked at Sumi passionately.
"Sumi-chan... I remember now..."

No. Not really.

"Sorry lady, I don't know ya." Tasuki said and began to walk away. "Rei, I'll
ask yer grandpa where the goddamn chopsticks are."

"OmG!1111 dOnt'N YoU WaKl AwAy fRm ME!111111" cried Sumi, totally
acting out of character. "iM GoNA MaRry TaSuKI!111 We GoNnA HaVe
ToNZ o BaBieZ 2gETheR!11111" She began to chase after Tasuki. Rei
blocked the doorway and pulled out her henshin stick.

"Listen bitch, I got a score to settle with you..." Rei said, her voice
was dangerously quiet. She pulled up her henshin and transformed into
the beautiful Sailor Mars.

"I'm sorry little sister. Please don't stand in the way of true love!" begged
Sumi. "Tasuki and I are meant to be...Unless you have feeling for him as
well.."

"I have no feeling for him!" Rei said, her cheeks blushed red. "I just
want to get rid of you...MARY-SUE!"

"I'm so sorry little sister!" Sumi pulled out a metallic silver henshin stick
similar to Rei's. "But I am..." An increadibly cheesy pose here.
"SAILOR EARTH!" Despite the cheesy pose, she wore a similar outfit
like the whole inner senshi. Except her skirt and collar was brown and the
bow was forest green.

"Sailor Earth?"

"Oh yea, I am increadibly famous in America! That's why you've never heard
of me!" Sumi--er---Sailor Earth giggled. Sailor Earth began to focus almost all
her energy and power. Her hands began to glow bright red; she opened her
eyes.

"EARTH SHATTERING BLAST!" She placed her hands on the floor,
releasing her energy/ power straight to Sailor Mars. She was destroyed in
one blow.

Umm...

A little tiny wave was heading towards Sailor Mars. She could hardly feel
anything from the blow of the 'unstoppable' Sailor Earth. Rei simply pulled
out her ofuda scroll.

"AKU RYO TAI SAN!" She placed the scroll on Sailor Earth's forehead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!1111" Cried Sailor Earth. Her evil and perfect soul
went back to where it belonged. A fanfiction author's floppy disk.

((Meanwhile))

"Sumi-chan? She was suppose to be with Tasuki and lived happily
ever after!" cried an author. "Oh! This isn't over yet!"

((Back at the Hikawa Temple))

"So...What the hell happened to the woman?"asked Tasuki as he chugged
bacon down his throat.

"I kicked her out.." Rei replied, sipping her tea.

"Thank god she was so fuckin' crazy.." Tasuki said, he got up and left
leaving the dirty plates on the table. Rei glared at the fang-boy.

"Hey asshole clean-up your mess!" Rei said. "It's your turn to wash the
dishes this week."

"Godammit woman do it yourself!" He cried, walking away.

"Stay here and clean it up!" Rei pulled out an ofuda scroll. "Or else!"

"Why won't you leave me alone?"

"TASUKI COME BACK HERE!"


Rei: Huh... chibimars098524 never mentioned this chapter before.

Tasuki: She musta been so fuckin' bored..

Rei: Oh! It turns out she's making more of these special chapters!

Tasuki: Really? Who's next?

Rei: (scans all the papers) WHAT! It's not here!

Tasuki:... She doesn't trust us.

Rei: What are you talking about? She trusts us! Why do you think she let me be the main character of this story?

Tasuki: Doesn't matter. She probably thinks that the fanfic readers will read this part to know what will happen on the couple of chapters.

Rei:...

Tasuki:...

Rei: (turns to readers) Uh... Don't forget to read and review. (sweatdrop) Tasuki we should go rehearse right now.

Tasuki: Yea... (walks away.)

Rei: W-wait for me! (follows him)