Rinni: . . It's not really a fanfic anymore.
Yuki: ITS JESUS.
Rinni: Reborn Jesus?
Yuki: Yes.
Rinni: ...We're just hyper?
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The Hufflepuff Rin and the Slytherin Yuki wandered down the dark path to Potions class. Already late, the two girls took their time getting there. The details weren't important. However, when the two arrived they broke out into song: "Down once more to the dungeons of my black despair. Down we plundge to the prison of my mind. Down that path into darkness deep as...HELL! "
The class erupted into laughter, while Professor Snape scowled at the two.
"Miss Kakashi, Miss Kabuto! 5 points from Hufflepuff for being late! And do not sing in my classroom! THIS ISN'T A DUNGEON OF DESPAIR! This is my home." He roared, holding his arms out as if about to embrace the room. A few more giggles escaped the mouths of a few students, and Professor Snap, Crackle and Pop glared at them. Rin batted her over-sized eye lashes at him (Professor Snape looked confused and disgusted) and took a seat. Yuki ran up and hugged the poor teacher, then sat beside Rin. The two made strange animal noises, and mooed in shrieking voices. This went on for awhile, and Professor Snape could take it no longer.
"Miss Kabuto! Miss Kakashi! Detention this Saturday and another five points from Hufflepuff."
"But sir!" Rin and Yuki said together. "There's Quidditch this Satu--"
"Fine! Miss Kabuto comes Saturday and Miss Kakashi comes sunday!" The teacher snapped, not wanting his team to lose in the game. A few Hufflepuff's muttered that it wasn't fair and glared at Snape.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME!" Rin shrieked, banging her head against the black table. Yuki gave her a sympathetic look and patted her on the back gently. Some stupid kids thought there was romance between Snape and Rin and started a rumor. Professor Snape ignored Rin as she tried to kill herself. Yuki threw a paper airplane at Draco---and it got stuck in his eye.
"Ow!" Draco cried and Snape told him to shut up and become a man. Draco pouted and took the plane out of his eye. Harry burst into the room, pointed at Draco with a clown giggle and skipped away. Draco looked most confused and asked if he could "go to the bathroom that isn't near Harry's class, not that I know where his class is. STOP PRESSURING ME TO DO DRUGS!"
Snape glared at Draco. "Mr. Malfoy, you will be joining Miss Kabuto this Saturday. And when I find Mr. Potter, so will he." He said this, while brewing a potion. The Potion started to boil and attacked his pants. He screamed and flapped his arms, but no one seemed to notice. Instead, they were too busy talking about Heaven and Hell. Why? No one really knows, but they were.
"Mister!" Rin whined, half way through class. Snape ignored her. "MISTER. MISTER. MISTER. MISTER, MISTER, MIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEERRR!"
"WHAT?" He screamed. And at that very moment, a black sock fell from the ceiling, landing in the potion. The potion turned green and...
BOOM.
Green liquid flew all over the class room. Rin and Yuki cackled histerically and others said,"...Ew." A very, green slimed, pissed Severus stood up in the front of the room, darkly glaring at the two. (He was later to learn that was Ron's sock. Or, as Ron likes to call himself: Satanist Bitch. Rin and Yuki had stolen the sock from him when they were playing Strip Poker, and the poor boy became a sock addict.)
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Rinni: ...Soo..anyway, yeah, we're hyper.
Yuki: WORSHIP THE JEW.
Rinni: ...o.o -Jew.-
Yuki: HAH. -Throws popcorn.-
THE END. HO HO HO. MERRY KJDGHJSWHGDS the third!