Author: I wrote this doing a sugar rush...hehe enjoy

disclaimer; I do not own the legend of zelda series

WARNING: this will fry brain cell's

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why the hell I'm I here?

Okay, why the hell I'm I helping you with this adventure again:asked link from the top of the king of red lions as they were sailing

red looked up and replied: were doing this to save your sister remember...

FLASHBACK-

Okay, I'll give you 1000 rubbies and a hoverboard for your sister : asked a certain blue hooded salesman.

Aryll looked at link and thought ( he'll never sell me, I'm his sister )

link thought for a moment and replied: NO way! I can't sell my sister for a price like that..., aryll smiled at him,...I can't sell my sister for a price like that because she's only worth 800 rubbies and a hoverboard :replied link.

the merchant nodded his head, gave link the items, grabbed aryll's hand, and started to walk away with her. Aryll turned around to face link and shouted: YOU F$KING BAS$D! HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR OWN SISTER!

Link just looked up from counting his rubbies and said: hey if I sold granma, what makes you think I wouldn't sell you?

just then, suddenly, a hugh bird swooped down, grabbed aryll, and flew off, but not before ayrll flipped link of and yelled: FREEDOM! SWEET FREEDOM! Muahahahaha!

the two stood there for a moment, then the salesman ran over to link, grabbed his stuff and replied: no girl, no deal.

link fell to his knee's and shouted: Nooooooo, the salesman just sighed and replied: look if you can get her back, I'll give you a hoverboard and a gba that matches it.

link thought for a moment a replied: deal

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hehehe : replied link, who was rubbing his hands evily.

Baka :replied red, as plainly as the sea

WHERE! Shouted link as he climbed up on top of the mast with his pictobox ready to take a picture

Turn the box 180 degree's and press the trigger, quickly before he escape's :replied red, with a sigh

link did as he was told, and took in picture of himself causing him to go blind and fall into the water... which was shark infested. Dammit, that's the third time this week, hey kid could you press the reset :asked red. sure :replied a random kid, as he pushed the reset button, causing link to reappear back on the boat.

Now what have we learned : asked red, in a teacher like voice. Link looked at him and replied: I learned that you're an ass and that shark's would make great hitman if they tried hard enough

red made his sail knock link back into the water, had the kid press the reset button, sighed, and continued on the journey.

so what are we looking for on this adventure again: asked link, who looked borad

were searching for my ball's ;replied red plainly

link's eye's widened: your...balls?

yes, the only to save the world ( and links sister ) is to find my ball's : replied red, as he looked back and saw that link was trying to hang himself... but, failed.

Red signed and said: there called the din's, farore's, and naryu's pearl.

link stopped for a moment and replied: oh... that's what you meant, so how did you lose them?

red looked at him and replied: my friend's stole them, but that's were you come in, your going to kick there ass's, get my balls back, and save the world!

link signed, he new this was going to be a long adventure... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- author: pleas R & R