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Previously on Stargate SG-1...
Sam and Jack both murmured their vows.Everyone had tears in their eyes. Nearly six long years and now... it was it. They were married.
"You may kiss the bride."
Thunderous applause greeted them as they pulled
"CAKE!" Cassie cried, "We have LOTS of cake!"
Everyone laughed.
Jack and Sam started down the aisle, hand in hand. They were man and wife.
And now... the continuation!
Monday morning, bright and early, SG-1 and friends climbed onto the jet that would take them home. The rest of the week past swiftly for them, Jacob returned home Thursday after being assured that Jack would take good care of Sam.
Another week flew by. In spite of Carter's most strenuous objections, she was forbidden to go off world for anythingexcepting evacuation to the Alpha site. Jack, Daniel and Teal'c went on some 'meet 'n' greets' but nothing really too excitin-
"UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!"
Hammond confirmed that is was SG-1's signal and allowed them through.
"What happened Colonel?"
Jack winced as he tried to staunch the blood coming from his arms. "Uhh..."
Janet and her team rushed in. Five minutes later, they were in the infirmary; Jack was looking a lot better.
"Colonel?" Hammond questioned.
Daniel looked up, "General, it was my fault. I made a major translation error and they weren't... weren't uhh... happy with me."
Jack snickered, "he... he... he called the guys daughter..." he broke off in laughter.
Daniel turned a bright red and stepped back as Janet tried to examine his forehead, which was dripping blood.
Jack looked up still laughing, "where's Sam?"
"Jack, what happened to you?" a voice demanded.
Jack turned and gave his wife a big smile, "Daniel called the chieftain's daughter a..." once again he doubled over in laughter.
"Called her what?" Sam demanded.
Teal'c looked up, "I believe you would say... whore."
Daniel groaned.
One week, two weeks, three weeks, four weeks flew by. Finally, it was the day of the ultrasound. The whole SGC was crammed in the halls outside the infirmary.
"Jannneeett..."
Janet scanned the pictures again, "Yep, I have to say you won sir."
Carter grabbed the pictures and squinted, "how can you tell?" She asked. "It looks like..." She stopped.
"A glob?" Jack offered.
She glared at him, "Don't call our babies globs!"
Siler peeked his head in, "Dr. Fraiser?"
She looked over at him, "yes Siler?"
"Boys, boy-girl, girls?"
She smiled, "Boys."
A look of disappointment crossed his face. He withdrew and seconds later chattering voices filled the hall. Janet's eyes lit up, "I just remembered, I get a hundred bucks."
"You... BET on US?" Sam squeaked.
Janet gave her friend an unrepentant smile.
Sam considered this, "Do I get half?"
"Sam!" Jack said scandalized, "I can not believe you are allowing your friends to bet on the genders of our unborn-"
"O'Neill. You were correct. Sergeant Siler said I was to give you this." Teal'c said offering him a small cream envelope.
Jack pocketed the envelope sheepishly. His wife raised his eyebrow, "You were saying dear?" She said sweetly.
"I umm…"
She laughed, "we done Janet?"
Janet nodded.
"Then take me home Jack."
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Sam crouched in the closet and prayed that her husband wouldn't find her. Please God…
Light flooded the tiny room.
"Sammie baby?"
Carter's head shot up, "DAD?" She hissed, "what are you doing here?"
Jacob scanned the area. "Where's Jack?"
"I-"
"Why are you in the closet?"
"Hiding from Jack," she whispered.
Jacob whipped around, "Where is that son of a bitch? Is he abusing you?"
She stared at him. "What? I- what? Jack? Uhh-"
"I'm going to kill him! How stupid am I, entrusting him with my baby!"
"Dad!" She couldn't help but object, "I'm not 5!"
"Oh Sam…" A voice called.
"It's Jack!" She hissed, "Dad, he didn't abuse me! I was just-"
Jacob shook his head sadly, "denial Sam, it's a sad thing."
"DAD!"
"Sam?" Jack asked appearing in the doorway, "You-"
CLUNK
As Jack crumpled to the floor, Sam rushed to his side, "What the hell did you do that for?" She demanded taking her husbands pulse.
"He was abus-"
"I never said that!"
"Then why were you hiding in the closet?"
"'CAUSE I WANTED TOO!"
Jacob took a deep breath, "Sam, I think you better explain something to me," he said slowly.
She nodded. "See, I have special sessions with Janet-" she paused, "about the baby" she explained, "and then I have to go through the whole SGC while they gawk at me and-" she stopped again and smiled mischievously, "Janet gets off at 4:00 and-"
Jacob groaned, "Sam, that didn't make a lick of sense,"
"Neither did you attacking me," an injured voice said.
Jacob mumbled an apology.
"So, what brings you here?" Jack asked patting his aching head gingerly.
"I was going to make you and Sam go with me to O'Malley's."
"Oh." Jack stood up slowly, "Love to go, you Sam?"
She smiled sweetly. "Sorry about that Jack. I didn't want go to the class."
Jack frowned at her, "Why the devil didn't you just call and cancel."
Carter shot a meaningful glance at Jacob; "I was hoping you'd find me and then we could…" She trailed off.
Jack's eyes lit up. "Really? We still-" he stopped. "After dinner of course."
Jacob sighed, "Great. My daughter has lost all of her brain and my son-in-law only wants sex. What more can I ask for?"
"DAD!"
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"Sam, what are you doing?"
The beautiful Major paused half way up the stepladder. She was getting incredibly sick of that question. "Getting a book," she said extracting the thick volume then descending.
Daniel scowled at her, "Sam, you need to be more careful, those kids could pop out any-"
"Daniel. I'm five months pregnant. It's going to be a while." She said wryly patting her huge belly. Yesterday in the grocery store, some lady had come up and asked her if she was having quadruplets. She had managed to laugh it off but she had been bothered since. Was she really that fat?
"Daniel…" She began. "Am I… Fat?"
Daniel, totally oblivious to her mood, eyed her carefully. "I wouldn't say fat…" he stopped then added, "normally that is, but with twins, you have gained… some weight."
"So I'm fat."
He shrugged. "Did you ever figure out that gate address that we got of Leonia's cartouche?"
She glared at him. "No I was too busy becoming FAT!"
Daniel was no longer oblivious. "No Sam, you're not fat, I just meant with the babies, you obviously weigh more and you are big-"
"Oh ho, so I'm BIGGER am I? Well, you know WHAT? I happen to be carrying two children and-"
One man hurrying in saved Daniel, "Major Carter, you must accompany me to the infirmary." Teal'c said urgently.
"Why?" She asked.
"Your father has been severely injured. Dr. Fraiser says you must come- now!"
Carter gave him a frightened glance before following him out of the room.
Ok... that was more of a filler chapter but I hope you still liked it.
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