I know you have all been waiting ever so pertinently for me to update. So I shall. Ron's disbelieving mind waits!

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RON

"I outta kill you Harry!" I say as I lounge out of my chair. "Your little stunt with Ginny has deprived me of sleep, and you know how I am when I'm tired!" Just as Harry's amazing reflexes try to move him, I turn around and punch him squarely in the mouth. "RON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I hear an obviously very angry twin come pounding down the stairs. "I just hit Harry because I'm so frigging tired." Why can't I ever say the right thing around Fred? "And I'm not?" I heard him say just before he hit me. "Fred! Ron! Stop, leave him alone!" Just then Ginny came tearing across the room. Fred did something I had never seen before; he turned a wand on his own family member! "Ginny, back off. I mean it." She did. Just then a loud screaming was heard. Fred had hit Harry with an illegal curse! "Fred, you could go to Azkaban for that." I tried to tell him. "I don't care. I warned him. He deserves it all." He hit him again. This time longer. "Mr. Weasley. That is enough." Dumbledore had just entered. (How did he get in here?) "Fred, give me your wand." I saw Fred look at the window. Just then Dumbledore started screaming and Fred took of running.

I ran upstairs to tell George what had happened. But when I entered the room I got another surprise. Fred and George were tied down to the bed. I quickly untied them and the first words were Malfoy. We tore down the stairs to find Harry knocked out on the floor and Dumbledore tending to him. "Sir, it wasn't Fred it was…." I said but he interrupted me, "I no. The real culprit tore out of here becoming blonde and much shorter." I explained it was Draco. "No kidding." Dumbledore said. Ginny went storming out of the common. Probably to find Draky-poo. That's all he is, poo. The jerk.

In the Slytherin Dungeon

How did I get here? Staring straight at me was Draco. "I think I'll go this way." I say pointing to my left. He nods and I take off, accidentally hit Draco. "Who's there?" I just now realized I am invisible. I make sudden right and left turns and an hour later find my baby sister making out with Malfoy. I run away screaming.

Hospital Wing

"It was awful just awful. Seeing your little sister's face being snogged of by a ferret. EW!" "Give it up Ron." I heard Harry say. "Yeah right."