Duo sat there with his hands tied behind his back, gasping for air between hits. Lady Une looked on, impassive as she witnessed the torture.
She stepped in after a few more minutes, grasping his chin, watching his eyes. He smiled at her, and kept talking.
"You know... you should try like, feeding me... or giving me a backrub... maybe I'd be more inclined to be nice and share..."
A slap, given by the lady.
His head cocked to the side.
"...Or not..."
He grinned, about to open his mouth. Lady Une put her finger on his lips, hushing him.
"...Now, tell me about the weapon the scientists are developing. I want to hear ALL about it."
He shook his head and clicked his tounge, smiling.
"Sorry Lady, no can do. I've got my orders."
She held a gun to his head.
"I'll kill you."
"Well then? Really? You think so? Alright... Lets have a go!"
He snorted and pushed his face closer to hers. He let out a hoarse bark of laughter.
"TRY IT."
And she cocked the gun... aimed... and fired...
He shook his head, trying to clear the ringing in his ears, all the while shouting, "WHOA. WHOA!"
She smiled.
"Tell me about the weapon you idiotic imbicile, or next time, it will be your head."
He sighed and looked down.
"All right, jeeze. I'll tell you about the weapon."
He looked up, eyes shining.
"It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories. Plus it helps prevent tooth decay. There, I said it."
He looked at her, completely convincing.
She smacked him.
--END--
Just a nothing to it idiotic piece. I watched "Blade Trinity last night, and this was just TOO GOOD to not use. COuldn't you just see him say it to her? Oh god.. Her face!
P.S : I don't own any part of Gundam Wing, or Blade Trinity.