Young Broggle was bored... and so was the authoress. DUNDUNDUN!!!!
Broggle decided to intimidate stoats with a dish towel. Therefore, he walked over to Antigra (who was conveniently standing nearby) and said, Encore! Encore! He had never been in a stoatfight before, so he didn't know what to say.
Since Broggle had requested another performance, Antigra started jumping around, licking bowls and making chicken noises. Then all of a sudden she stopped, fell over, and said, Look, there goes Bill, he's getting away!!!!
So a random crowd of warriors cornered Bill. But then Bill yelled, Look, a quarter rest! said TJ wildly, looking around.
Over there! shouted Bill.
TJ ran off in pursuit of quarter rests, and then while the warriors were distracted, Bill ran off again.
AAAAAAAAHH, my hat! shrieked Antigra, doing the Macarena. Mattimeo hit her on the head with a fire extinguisher. A nearby penguin said, Woof woof! Go warsh the roof! said all the warriors and Broggle.
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Disclaimer: All Redwall characters belong to Brian Jacques. TJ belongs to TJ. I own Bill, though. LOL. Oh yeah, I own all the strangeness, too.
A/N: Well, this was my first Redwall fanfic so please tell me what you think. I guess I'm used to lots of POTENTIAL readers even if I don't get many reviews from HP fandom... so if you want Redwall to seem like an fandom and not some little series (LOL) REVIEW!!! If I get the feeling this is kind of popular (or even if it's not) I plan on adding more little random one-shots.