I am NOT obsessed with socks, Mr. Crabbypants! followed by evil laughter.
And so the United States government began.
But then Wal-Mart ran away to join the Ostrich Rights Activists of America Club, so we all threw our baseball caps at the peanut stand. Max fell into a volcano, but he didn't die, because if he died then Megan would never tapdance again. Bird rib is a palindrome.
Now, because this has to have something to do with Redwall, Columbine was wandering around Mossflower being Columbine-ish. Thus, she was dancing the hula to get rid of her headache.
The grills are alive with the sound of tapdancing! she sang forcefully. A nearby drummer fell out of a tree.
DON'T EAT ME! he screamed before running away.
And that was Ryan's cameo. Now if you look to your left, you'll see a lovely rock. It's very rocky. If you die, I'm never speaking to you again!
So hmph.
In other news, Grover Cleveland is still wearing a bowtie. Now back to you, Dan!
I mean, now back to where Columbine was still thinking about... Blaise Zabini? Um, well, okay then, I guess it's time for a crossover.
Not-very-suddenly, because I just announced it, Blaise Zabini walked out of the forest into the clearing Columbine was in, said something about Band-Aids, and handed her a strawberry tart.
exclaimed Columbine, managing to look awed and cliched at the same time. Thanks, Strawberry Tart Man!Anytime, fair maiden. Blaise Zabini is always here to save the day... I mean, hand out pastries! You know, that sounds a lot less dramatic... he muttered. He then attempted to fly off into the sunset and make a cool-looking silhouette, but only managed to look a bit foolish.
Fine. Stupid umbrella mechanism.
Columbine watched as Blaise Zabini, aka The Amazing Strawberry Tart Man, left on foot.
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More randomness! YAY! Well, that concludes today's episode of Why Toads Should Always Wear Helmets. Thanks for watching!
Disclaimer: I own some Scotch tape.
Also... the authoress would like to take this opportunity to announce that...
HURLEY IS HURLEYFUL!
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