Martin the Warrior was lost in space. For lack of anything better to do, he did gymnastics.

ìMr. Cole, I canít play this part!î proclaimed Hannah. Mr. Cole blew a raspberry and did two backflips as Dandin made pancakes.

ìWheeeeeee,î cried Jack Jeffries, jumping over a candlestick.

ìJack, Jack, Adam!î said Daffy Duck, who was inexplicably wearing a nametag that said he was a retired trucker by the name of Billy Joel.

Then a nearby boulder realized that it was in fact November, and that it needed to go wake up Green Day because September had ended some time ago.

ìAnd the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean,î sang Miss America, who was actually Luke Hieb in disguise, despite the fact that according to Kandi, he ought to have died of pneumonia a week ago this Sunday.

The authoress decided to go outside. So she went outside, decided it was cold, and came back inside.

Saddam Hussein was suddenly attacked by a tribe of Smurfs as Carsten Bosselman looked on in some amusement except that he was wearing ridiculous sunglasses that did nothing to make him look like a tour guide. No one really knew why he had decided to become a tour guide anyway, though, so they just poked Francisco in the eye, much to Franciscoís displeasure. (ìHey! I am displeasured!î said Francisco obviously.)

The Redwallers then randomly discovered that their cheese cellar had been raided by Garfield.

ìBWAHAHAHAHA!î laughed Garfield evilly as he ran off with several large wheels of cheese.

Protesters (protesters who were big fans of Douglas Adams to be exact) in front of the White House chanted,

ìI teleported home one day
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggieís heart away
And I got Sidneyís leg.î

A disgruntled yak approached from a distance so as to not be attacked by the Secret Guild of Janitors.

The authoressís mum prodded an airline attendant with a cattle prod, causing an awkward silence.

ìSilence!î barked the judge redundantly.

Eric yodeled.

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Me no own, you no sue.

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Wheeeee, another update! I seriously just decided to write this today, no prior planning whatsoever. I AM working on some of my other fics...well...mental preparation counts, doesnít it? Heheh... Anyway, the entirety of this was written while listening to ìAmerican Pie,î so kudos to Don McLean!

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