Inuyasha Finally Snaps
Chapter 3
Sango and the Perv.
Authors Note- Thanks for the reviews- hey Legnalos I will soon answer your question.
On that stupid ass sunny day that Inuyasha had herd Shippo say that he was a bitch… well no one will every know what happened there… just yet, we now join Sango and Miroku who are happily strolling through a deserted town filled with demons.
Miroku walked up beside Sango, "Isn't it just a beautiful day," Sango looked at him, "We're in a town full of demons and you want to know if it's a nice day?" Miroku nodded, "Yeah, it is an oddly sunny day," she said, slapping Miroku's hand away from her ass. "Stop it Miroku," she said killing ten demons with a flip of her Hirikos. She hit Miroku with it too, "MIROKU IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR HAND THE HELL AWAY FROM MY ASS I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Miroku frowned, "But it's such a beautiful specimen. Just one little sweeze," he said his hand creeping closer, "NO!" and with that Sango swung her Hirikos around nearly, but to Sango's utter disappointment missing, decapitating Miroku. "You moved!" she said angrily, "OF course I MOVED! I need to have a few heirs before I die," "IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT! DOING IT WITH WOMEN!" "I thought that would be obvious?" he said cocking his head, "What else to I talk about?"
"Shessomaru," Sango said breathlessly. "Shessomaru? I don't talk about him?" "No you dolt, over there," Sango whispered pointing to a clouded area, in the otherwise overly sunny town. "What's he doing here?" Sango asked grabbing her Hirikos precautious, "Now that I think about it, why are WE here?" "Umm…" Miroku looked around searching for a reason, "Oh! We were looking for leads on Naraku,"
Over in the clouded area Shessomaru was trying unsuccessfully to shoo away the clouds that followed him. "Lord Shessomaru, can I ride on Jaken's back? I'm getting tired," Rinn asked, "Absolutely NOT! Rinn if you can't handle walking then you'll just have to be left behind," Jaken shouted angrily. "Jaken, let Rinn sleep on you," Shessomaru said, glaring at his disobedient servant, "But Milord," "Now Jaken," He said bluntly "I have business to attend to,"
Shessomaru walked toward Miroku and Sango his hair flowing in the wind. Sango tightened her grip on her Hirikos, Miroku grabbed Sango's ass. Though he soon let go when Sango pummeled him into the ground. "I presume that Inuyasha isn't here, I don't smell failure. You too are searching for Naraku?" Sango nodded, then noticing Rinn for the first time, "Why are you hanging around with a little girl?" Shessomaru blushed, "Ewe! YOU SICK MAN!" Sango screamed hitting him upside the head, "HOW COULD YOU?" Miroku only laughed, because for once he wasn't the one being pummeled.
Sorry this chapter was so short; I don't have a lot of time to update this one, since I have Scryed School Days, (check it out) Anyways…questions…hm…OH…Where are Kilala and Mioga? Where is Shippo? Why is Shessomaru so disturbing, and why is Miroku so perverted? Find out next time on Inuyasha Finally snaps.
