Inuyasha Finally Snaps

(Chapter 4)

The Cat and a Flea

Yes! The oddly sunny day is at its end! No more random happiness, NO more sunny faces, and best of all IT'S NIGHT TIME! Hey to you all, (sorry I don't have time to say hi to you each individually) so lets just get on with the story…

Somewhere over a rainbow Shippo and Inuyasha were killing each other, but on this side of the rainbow Kilala and Mioga were walking into a cave full of jewels.

"Oh my, they're so beautiful," said an awestruck Mioga, "I could be the richest flea in the world!" Kilala purred, she could give the money to Sango and rebuild there home. Both of them went to grab a large bag of jewels, but since Kilala was much bigger, she got them all.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" shouted Mioga jumping on top of Kilala's head, "I should get the jewels! I found them!" Kilala just shook him off, he was just a flea after all. Kilala grew to her full size and threw the jewels onto her back and took off. "Damn you cat!" shouted Mioga from below, "Damn you!"

Kilala flew into a neighboring town where Sango and Miroku just happened to be talking with Shessomaru. "Kilala!" exclaimed Sango rushing over to see what she had, "Jewels!" she shouted picking through them, "Oh my god," She whispered clutching a small box of jewel shards.

"Miroku, come here a moment," Miroku who was in the middle of fighting with Shessomaru over the age difference of him and Rinn stopped, and walked over, "What is it Sango?" he asked grabbing her ass, "You seem excited," "Miroku!" she shouted stabbing him with a random knife. "Stop fucking with my ass and look!" she showed him the shards.

"It can't be that easy," he said looking them over, "There's over half the jewel here, it must be a trap," ""I thought so too," Sango whispered, "But there's no demonic ora," This was true, the shards appeared to be pure, almost too pure. "We should give these to Kagome," "Half the shard," Naraku exclaimed, "That is impressive,"

Sango and Miroku looked over to see Shessomaru putting the finishing touches on his eye shadow, while Naraku sat on a rock and painted his fingernails. 'We've made a truce, I kill you and then I can kill Inuyasha," Shessomaru said coldly. "Isn't that a lot of work for you?" questioned Miroku, "Shouldn't he have to kill someone?"

Shessomaru frowned then decided that the truce had lasted long enough and killed the demon puppet, "So annoying aren't they?" He exclaimed walking away, "Jaken, Rinn, let's go," So away went Shessomaru, the disturbed, hot, demon.

"That was easy," Miroku said recounting the jewels, 'Hey, let's go get Inuyasha and Kagome" They nodded and took off on Kilala to get them.

"Die bitch!" shouted Shippo, "Fox fire!" Inuyasha blocked it with his fire rat's fur. Then he sliced Shippo in two, "That was pathetic," declared Inuyasha, swinging his big sword around, "Now I should mourn the loss of my friends," he started to cry, "There's no one left to kill!" He sniffed, then he remembered that Sango and Miroku were still alive, so he jumped into the air and landed on Kilala.

"Inuyasha, we were just about to come get you," stated Miroku, "Funny how these things work out," Inuyasha said before he sliced them all into pieces. Then jumping back down to Earth he started to cry, "Now, there's no one left to kill!"

Suddenly a beautiful woman dressed in the lightest blue approached him, the light shimmering around her, "You are Inuyasha, are you not?" He nodded, his eyelids getting heavy, "Then you shall come with me," and with that Inuyasha fell asleep.