Inuyasha Finally Snaps

(Chapter 5)

The Goddess

Authors Note; Hey rots, I put the random knife in just for you, but know I will have to stab you with it because like all good random things, I'm going to have to add more of them, (making fun of Shessy) sorry, now on the fic.

That cursed evil overly sunny day finally ended, and now it is dark, Inuyasha is asleep, and I'm feeling slightly random, let's begin…

The woman drew closer; her light peach skin was framed perfectly by her blue-striped hair. Her Kimono consisted of blue and silver silk, and her eyes were as pale as the moon. "Goodnight Inuyasha," she sang, "When you awake, let all of your troubles be gone. For as the moon rises the truth shall unfold, and all of your wishes be granted," as she sang she gathered all the ashes and pieces of bodies surrounding him, and put them in a large bag. Then she gathered up Inuyasha and carried him away, as all the rabid fan girls cried, wishing they could do the same.

Inuyasha awoke in a dimly lit room full of candles and bottles, "What's going on?" he asked, his head still swimming. Then noticing movement he stood, "Whose there, show yourself," "It is I, Inuyasha, for that is your name. I am told. In poems, and rhythmus I tend to speak. Decide if I'm friend or foe. For I am Trista, the goddess of the sea, and you're in my humble abode. All of your friends are waiting to see, there in moonlight you go," she pointed to an open doorway that led into, what could only be, the night,"

"My friends? They're all dead," he said looking cautiously at Trista, "Ah, that they were, but no longer you see. I've brought them back from the dead. You may have slain them, but I gave them life. You may now kill them again," she pointed back to the door. Inuyasha picked up his Tetsiga and walked outside. "Hey everyone," he said looking at everyone he had just killed. "Hello Inuyasha," Kagome and Kikio called aloud, "Welcome back mutt," Kouga welcomed bitterly, "You've been asleep for hours,"

Then Inuyasha become confused, "Kikio, you're REALLY alive?" Kikio nodded, "Wait a second," he said looking at Kagome, "If she's your reincarnation how are you alive too?" Kikio didn't have a logical explanation for that so she stabbed herself with a random knife and died. "KIKIO!" Inuyasha cried holding his (once alive, then dead, then alive, now dead) lover in his arms. "You wouldn't cry like that if I died," Kagome sobbed, "Yes I would, don't you remember," at this Kouga got furious "HOW COULD YOU LET KAGOME DIE!" he held her hand, "Kagome, if you choose me to be your Mr. Right, I'll rid your world of hunger, and help blind kids read,"

"What is this, some sort of pageant?" Inuyasha snickered imagining Kouga in a dress. "I would wear a dress for you Kagome," Kouga went to kiss her, "HELL NO!" Inuyasha stabbed Kouga with the random knife, as fan girls all over the world sobbed. "Inuyasha! Why'd you do that?" Kagome pouted, "HE WAS GOING TO KISS YOU! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KISS YOU LIKE THAT!" he blushed, she blushed, fan girls screamed and attacked Kagome for making Inuyasha all lovey dovey. "Sango, I would gladly wear a dress if you would bare my children," Miroku sobbed when Sango slapped him then put eye shadow on him, which he soon wiped off.

"Now that everyone's alive," Trista glanced at the two corpses and made them disappear, "How about now I SEND YOU TO YOUR DEATH!" "You brought us back to life to kill us? How lame," Shippo said shaking his head, "Well… yeah… DIE!" Trista revealed herself to be a demon made entirely out of magma, and then she stabbed everyone in the room (which was outside) except for Miroku. "Now that we're alone, I have a proposition for you monk," Miroku looked at Trista as she signaled for him to come closer, "Be my lover, and I will let you live,"

Will Miroku accept the beautiful demons proposal of … OH OF COARSE HE WILL! Find out next time what happens on Inuyasha Finally Snaps! Random!