Inuyasha Finally Snaps

(Chapter 6)

Evil Affair

Authors note- Hey Rots, thanks for viewing. I'm going to have an extremely expected twist, (to me) If you guess it right I'll be amazed... except I won't... I'm confused... and disturbed... oh well... on with the story.

Miroku stared at Trista long and hard, his eyes flickering from her dazzling smile to her perfectly shaped body. She was completely made of molten rock, her body flowing, yet never changing shape. "Of course," he said almost hypnotized by her beauty. "That is good news, for I would have hated to have to kill you," she said drawing closer, "Do not be afraid monk, I won't bite,"

He walked to her in a daze, thinking of how perfect she was, "Trista, will you bare my children?" he face grew to shock, but then slowly came to rest upon a soft smile, "Of course my love," she slipped her sleeve down. It was Miroku's time to be shocked, very few had ever accepted his proposal, and none had ever been so aggressive.

He grabbed her ass and wrapped his free arm around her waist, "My dear Trista," she gazed into his eyes as they kissed.

I'm sorry, but the next few scenes have EXTREMELY graphic mentioning, and so will NOT be used... I'm terribly sorry for the inconveinace, but the story will continue twelve days later, at Trisa's home, (Inuyasha and the others are all still dead)

"Miroku," Trista sighed getting out of bed, "That was a lovely night wasn't it?" Miroku sighed, "It was the best night of my life," Trista put a robe on and walked out into he sunlight, (once again in her goddess-like form) Miroku, there's something I should tell you. His ears (not dog ears) perked up , "What is it my darling?" she turned around to look him in the eyes, "I'm pregnant,"

Suddenly Naraku appeared and grabbed Trista forcing her to the ground, "Get away from her!" Miroku shouted getting ready to open his wind tunnel. "Kill me and the she dies as well," he opened his hand to reveal a beating heart, Trista's eyes widened in fear, "No please! Don't!" Miroku stared at her, "What does this mean?" A tear rolled down Trista's cheek, "I'm sorry that I didn't tell you," she whispered.

"Trista is part of me! She is one of my many female reincarnations," his smile was evil, "I created her to kill you," at this he spat on her, "But I see that she could do not even that task," Miroku stared at Trista, deciding if the beautiful maiden, who carried their god forsaken child, was worth saving. He laughed, "You can't kill her, or I'll kill you,"

Naraku tilted his head (like a puppy) and all the rabid-fan-girls attacked him, smothering him until he was no more. "That was simple," Miroku said grasping Trista in his arms, "I love you, Miroku," she said her voice trailing off. Suddenly Sango (who had been dead, but for some reason not really dead) stabbed Trista, "Stupid bitch," she swore wiping the random kinfe on her sash.

Miroku suddenly forgot all about Trista and grabbed Sango's ass, "Just like old times," he said softly as Sango gave him an unexpected hug, "You're not SANGO!" he screamed, backing away, "I'd know her ass anywhere!" Suddenly Sango turned into Envy, "ENVY! You're in the wrong fic! This isn't a Fullmetal Alchemist parody!" Envy laughed then skipped away.

I bet none of you expected that! Well maybe one of you... but NOT ALL of you! Next time on Inuyasha Finally Snaps, find out what really happened to the rest of the Inuyasha cast.