Shadow: Beast Boy! Cyborg! Get off the GameStation!
Cyborg: Our contract specifically says we get unlimited GameStation time.
Shadow: (takes out contract) Hand me a microscope.
Beast Boy: You are so cruel. (Hands Shadow a microscope)
Shadow: Thank you! You won't be complimenting me when I read this: according to Sector A paragraph 2: Beast Boy and Cyborg will have unlimited GameStation time- and here's the microscopic part- unlimited as defined by Shadow. That's me. I say unlimited means on your off time.
Beast Boy: You can't do that!
Shadow: You signed it.
Cyborg: Beast Boy told me too!
Shadow: Well that was stupid of you.
Beast Boy: Who's the witness?
Shadow: Raven. I read the whole contract to her.
Beast Boy: Should've guessed.
Shadow: Disclaimer and Dedication please!
Beast Boy: RavenVsDestiny does not own Teen Titans. If she did, I'd quit. This chapter is dedicated to Fjord Cannon because she reviewed a lot in her other fic.
Shadow: I'd have your contract.
Cyborg: Fine then, we'd be forced to kill ourselves.
Shadow: Due to the length of Happy Sun's review I'm posting her review as if she was actually here.
Happy Sun: Hi, Shadow! Don't get mad! I'm reading the fanfic! I appreciate your dedication! Say, lemme say a few words to my good friend (so I'm not really his friend, sue me) Beastboy!
Beast Boy: I guess.
Happy Sun:Thanx! BB, if you still love the girl who tried to break your neck, kill you, maim you, murder you, pulverise you, and utterly DESTROY YOU, then you are a clorbag, idiot, moron, and nincompoop all rolled into one! You are stupider then I thought, or even stupider then RAVEN thought! That's pretty stupid! Terra REALLY sucks! gasp! air ! Oh, by the way, I hate Terra. Could you tell?
Beast Boy: Since Raven's not here I'll say it: (monotone and dripping with sarcasm)No, I had no idea you hate Terra. I still like her! She did turn to stone to save us! But there's someone Ilike more.
Cyborg: Does she happen to have nice legs.
Beast Boy: Let's pretend that never happened.
Happy Sun: Say hi to Cy, and now I want to talk to my cousin again!
Cyborg: Hi.
Happy Sun: Hi again, Shadow! I know you like long reviews, so I won't cut this short. I have a bit of advice. Shock your readers. Stun them! Horrify them! I don't care, just stupify them! If you can surprise me, who happens to be sort of... RELATED TO YOU... then it's really good! I have more advice! mutates into giant demon that would make Trygon cry UPDATE SOON! OR FACE MY WRATH!
Shadow: DON'T HURT ME! Wait, you won't hurt me cuze you want this to be updated.
Happy Sun: Okay, I'm done yelling. Well, nice job so far. I like it. (Die, Terra!) :)
Shadow: Thanx!
REVIEW REPLIES-
ChickenLuver101- YAY! I'm on someone's favelists!
Fjord Cannon- Shadow: THANX! BB: You're encouraging her. You don't want to encourage her or else she'll continue writing.
supa-nova-101- Shadow: Sorry about that. Er, DON'T HURT ME! Cyborg: Please don't encourage her! Do you want us trapped here forever?
Miss Teen Jump City Beauty Pageant
Ch. 2: Knortel Vendelxort
"Friend Raven, you have to compete!" Starfire exclaimed.
"No, I don't," Raven replied.
"Let me guess, your pride won't let you," Beast Boy said.
"Actually, my self-respect won't let me parade in front of the whole city only wearing a bathing suit like some beauty queen wannabe. Beast Boy if you ever talk about any part of my body like that again you'll be paying Trigon a visit in another dimension." Beast Boy decided he didn't like the idea of seeing Trigon a third time.
"Think about the other girls. They're just innocent bystanders, it's unfair to-" Robin began.
"Newsflash: I don't care." Raven realized she was being a little selfish- but only a little.
"Raven, if you don't compete, I'll have to post this picture of you and BB on the internet," Cyborg threatened pulling out a picture that showed her and Beast Boy kissing. Robin and Starfire looked at Cyborg with wide eyes and then at Raven and Beast Boy with the same expression. "I created this image, it's not real," Cyborg told Starfire and Robin who had begun thought they were behind in the whole 'romance' thing.
"DUDE! That's so not fair! That's the same as blackmailing me!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Do it and it'll be the last thing you ever do" Raven replied angrily, eyes glowing red. "Besides, we'd all hate for all those blondes to think that grass-stain is taken." Raven was clearly hurt by Beast Boy's comment, she had no idea why (A.N. I'm sure you all know why) but the other three Titan's had some guesses they knew better than to share with her.
"I-" Beast Boy began before he was interrupted by Raven.
"Why not have Jinx do it?" Raven asked.
"More than likely she'd join Slade, she is a criminal after all," Robin not-so-helpfully answered.
"How about Bee?" Raven pleaded desperately.
"This is the ' Miss Teen Jump City Beauty Pageant' not ' Miss Teen Steel City Beauty Pageant'."
"Besides, she'd laugh at us if we asked her, who'd want to miss Raven competing in a beauty pageant?" Cyborg added.
"If you're not careful you'll be missing it," Raven threatened. "Besides, I missed tryouts."
"Don't worry about that, I'll hack into their computer and enter you in as Raven Roth," Cyborg assured her, despite the fact she didn't want to be assured.
"Well, I'm not exactly 'beauty queen' material." Raven was trying desperately to find a way out of this.
"Don't worry, Friend Raven, I shall give you the Knortel Vendelxort!" Starfire told her as if this was a good thing in any way.
"Should I be scared?" Raven asked the world in general.
"Starfire means a makeover," Cyborg translated since he had learned Tameranian while using the Max7.
"That would be a 'yes', Rae," Beast Boy answered.
"Raven, you've got two choices: let the world think you kissed Beast Boy, or go undercover as Raven Roth," Robin told her.
"FINE!" Raven screamed at Wonder Boy's face (a light bulb exploded). "I'll compete in the vile pageant."
"Friend Raven! Now we can go to the Mall of Shopping!"
"Next time Trigon tries to destroy the world, I'm helping him." Raven mumbled while Starfire took (by means of dragging) her to the Mall of Doom.
Sorry about the long wait. I was waiting to see if I could get at least five reviews. Plus, school takes all of my time. R&R! Less than six reviews means less than three chapters.