Shadow: I said if I got six reviews I'd update, and I got more than that so I'm updating. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Beast Boy: Dudes, don't you realize the more you review the longer Cy and I are stuck here?
Cyborg: They probably do.
Shadow: I think by now they have the general idea that that's how it works. Coming soon: As soon as I stop being lazy I'm going to write a Totally Spies - Teen Titans crossover! Don't get me wrong- I HATE Totally Spies. Apparently Raven and I share this hatred. We shall torture Clover together (Gets a dreamy look on face cuze she'll be the cause of Clover's pain). Also, my cuz HappySun came up with this one and told me to write it, in another fic Cy puts sugar in Raven's tea to unleash Happy cuz Happy likes Beast Boy. BB and Rae go on a date and midway through the date, Raven's "sugar high" ends and she has no idea why she's alone somewhere with BB.
Shadow: By the way, really sorry Fjord Cannon, I meant to type "she" not "he", I'll fix it ASAP!
Cyborg: (whispers) Fjord Cannon, this is the part where you're so outraged she mistyped your gender that you convince people not to read this fanfic so I can be free!
Beast Boy: Whaddabout me!
Cyborg: If Raven knows about that leg comment you're better off in here.
Beast Boy: (fearfully) You don't think she knows, do you?
Shadow: She didn't.
Beast Boy: (Relieved) I- (back to being scared beyond reason) What do you mean didn't. You mean doesn't, please tell me you mean doesn't.
Shadow: She didn't know so I took the liberty of informing her. (Doorbell rings) I wonder who that could possibly be... (Shouts over shoulder) Rave- I mean, whoever it is come on in!
Raven: (enters outraged) BEAST BOY! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT ANY PART OF MY BODY LIKE THAT!
Beast Boy: (Runs from the furious Goth who's attempting to destroy him) AAAH! Raven! Can't we talk this over!
Shadow: I don't own the Teen Titans, but I do own the story line. This chapter is dedicated to xxx.angelicdevil.xxxbecause of her long Review and I've read some of her stories and they're really good.
REVIEW REPLIES-
Fuzen Ninja- Cy: That's what I thought. BB: Yeah, well you weren't getting blackmailed.
Raegirl- BB: Please listen to her. Shdw: Sorry, the little bit I torture BB is so much fun!
Happy Sun- Shdw: Don't hurt yourself reviewing- if you do you might not be able to review my next chapter! Your review almost took a whole page! So who do you hate more: Terra, Aqualad, Speedy, or Clover (from Totally Spies)? Raven: I'll help you beat up Beast Boy. BB: Wasn't that song punishment enough? Shdw: Of course I'm going to be detailed in my description of Raven after the makeover. I really feel bad for. snatches cookies. By the way, rest of you people should read her review, it's very funny!
ravenmasteroftele- Shdw: Sure thing! Cy: NOOOOOOOOO!
RavenFan101- Shdw: If I have time I'll try to read it (Even though I do like Terra).
Silverchild of the winds- Shdw: She does have an alias, Raven Roth. I think you missed that part- but you're reviewing so I'm happy.
xxx.angelicdevil.xxx- Shdw: Thanx, I give good reviews to good stories. Glad to be on your faves! So my second chapter sucked, it belonged with the first one but I ran out of time. My next chapter will be much better.
whitedarkness- BB&CY: this is not hilarious! Shdw: thanx, whitedarkness, glad you love it! Cy: I'm not glad. Shdw: Find someone who cares! Cy: I care! Shdw: Too bad.
Fjord Cannon- Shdw: So sorry, I could die from embarrassment! BB: Really! Shdw: No, not really. Anyways, keep reviewing and I'll keep updating!
Darth Cruel- BB: I hope there is more BBxRae. Cy: Why would you say that? BB: Shut up Cy. Shdw: Originally I wasn't going to put that last line in but I'm glad I did. Don't worry, Darth Cruel (or BB), there'll be plenty of Raven/BB fluff. I'm just going to take my time on that.
Yokai no Miko- Shdw: By "It has many implications of being funny," are you saying it isn't funny yet, or it is funny and it seems like it will continue to be funny. Either way, I'm just glad you reviewed!
kristy- Shdw: This is the best? You're too kind. (keep reviewing and I'll keep writing!)
Xerxes93- moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore
this fan fic rox hury up (i love the begining parts)
i'm not much of a rae&b fan (Raven diserves better MUCH better) but this is good
say "hi" to Raven for me.
darkdemon3592- Shdw: If I could make them longer I would. But, due to my lack of concentration on homework because my closest-to-a-best-friend has decided to not hang out with me unless she can't find her other friend, homework takes forever. And on the days I don't have homework, my mom only gives me an hour on the computer, so it takes too long to write long chapters. You probably have no interest in my social life or excuses. Thanx for the suggestion anyways.
dancingirl3- BB: Why do you people enjoy torchering me so much! Cy: I think he means forever. BB: Yeah.
Miss Teen Jump City Beauty Pageant
Chapter 3: I'd Rather Kill Them Myself
IN T-CAR ON THE WAY TO MALL
"Won't the number of contestants already be final?" Raven had been pleading with her fellow Titans all the way to the mall of doom.
"Yes," answered Cyborg, he decided to let her get her hopes up.
"Won't it be suspicious if there's an extra girl?" Raven asked eagerly.
"If there was an extra girl, maybe," Cyborg replied.
"One of the girls got caught shoplifting, so she's currently in jail," Robin added.
"So all I have to do is land in jail and I'm saved from this pageant horror?"
"Friend Raven, please just do it to save the girls."
"Starfire, if it wasn't an undercover mission and we weren't changing my name to Raven Roth, I'd rather kill them myself," Raven replied.
"You wouldn't-" Beast Boy began.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD AND WOULDN'T DO!" Raven snapped, eyes glowing. She was still hurt he would've been embarrassed if the world thought he had kissed her. Just because she would've been embarrassed didn't give him the right to say he would've been.
'I seriously blew it,' thought Beast Boy, having realized his chances of going out with her definitely decreased. 'I wonder why she's so upset, it's not like she likes me or anything.' Denial is a natural part of being a teenager in love... or it could just be part of being as stupid as him.
AT THE MALL OF DOOM
Starfire got out the list of things they needed for the pageant. "Friends, we need a bathing suit Raven cringed, a pink dress Raven nearly died, another dress for when they announce who won Raven was relieved to not hear the word pink, a dress for the dance afterwards- probably a partner too Beast Boy looked hopeful, Raven glared at him, whatever you'll need for your talent, make-up-" Starfire read before Raven interrupted.
"The 'pink dress' is bad enough, but make-up? Not going to happen," Raven warned her.
"Yes it is, Friend Raven," Starfire replied, "We must save those innocent girls."
"What makes you so sure Slade isn't just going to take those explosives and not fulfill his part of the deal?" Raven asked rounding on Robin.
"Because 'his part of the deal' includes causing mayhem, hurting people, and destruction- just what a psychotic villain like Slade loves," Robin answered.
"Also," Starfire continued, "We need a wig."
"Dude! What in the world would she need that for?" Beast Boy questioned. Raven glared at him for the hundredth time.
"And you think I have any idea!" Raven angrily said.
"Raven, I didn't think-" Beast Boy began.
"What part about that was supposed to surprise me?"
Beast Boy had simply been trying to say he didn't think she knew, but looked at Cyborg for the answer.
Cyborg, having written the list, informed him that Raven would've killed him if he had suggested she get a more glamorous haircut (Raven agreed), plus, if Raven had longer hair for the pageant she'd be much less recognizable.
"Friends, now that we have been informed of the reasoning behind this wig we must buy, let us go shopping!" Starfire said with great enthusiasm.
"Joy." Raven said (with no enthusiasm at all).
IN DRESS SHOP OF HORROR
"Friend Raven, how about this dress?" Starfire questioned holding up the pinkest, frilliest, dress-Raven-wouldn't-be-caught-dead-in you could imagine. Raven groaned.
Beast Boy: AAAAAAH! RAVEN, DON'T KILL ME!
Shadow: I love my job. I know this was mostly a filler chapter but in the next chapter Raven goes shopping!
Cyborg: I think Raven heard that.
Shadow: Oops. (Takes off running.)