HELLO COUSIN!

Part 1

The district of Odaiba was very quiet. The streets were empty as the sun blazed outside, showing no mercy to the living. In a certain apartment, a reddish-brown haired brunnete was snoring away in his bed. Daisuke Motomiya slept peacefully, not aware of the tremendous heat wave that had struck Odaiba. His alarm clock ticked quietly, then...RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNG! Daisuke jerked awake, and muttered, "Where's the fire?" He took some time to realise that the horrible, evil sound was coming from his alarm clock. Daisuke glared hatefully at the little device and picked it up. CRASH! Daisuke had hurled the clock into the wall, and it shattered into pieces. It was brave, waking a Motomiya that was sleeping peacefully. He heard a crash down the hall, and assumed that Jun's clock was also gone. Daisuke got up and yawned. He had a dream that some dude named DarkTroysomething was destroying Odaiba. Daisuke sluggishly walked to his closet. He then realised how hot it was.

"Dang, it's sure burning." Daisuke, or Davis as he liked to be called, picked out some clothes and a pair of boxers. Then, a small blue figure with big chocole-brown eyes like Davis' and a white belly and face hopped into the room. DemiVeemon looked at the remains of the brave clock and looked at Davis.

"Woke you up?" DemiVeemon asked, pointing at the clock. Davis nodded and walked out of his room. He headed to the bathroom and closed the door.

A few minutes later...

"Ah, much better," Davis said as he walked out of the bathroom. He was wearing a red shirt with black shorts and white wristbands. Davis went into the kitchen, and saw his parents already having breakfast.

"Good morning Daisuke," his mom said. His dad also said hi. Davis sat down and began to eat his waffles. When he was done, he chugged down his milk as Jun walked into the kitchen.

"Hi squirt."

"Hey zit-face." Jun tried to whack Davis but missed. Davis' dad looked at them, amused.

"Now, come on, be nice. Davis, you're 13 and Jun's 15. Behave," he said. Davis and Jun nodded, showing they understood. Their mom spoke.

"Hey, do you guys have any plans for today?" Davis looked at his mom.

"I'm going to the mall to check out video games, clothes, and sport stores," Davis said.

"I'm going to the mall too. I'm gonna meet Momoe there," Jun responded.

"Why?" They asked simultaniously. Their mom talked causually.

"Well, your cousin Ashley is coming to visit and I was wondering if you would take her with you." Jun spit out her milk, and looked at her mom incrediously.

"No way! I took care of the brat last time, I'm not doing it this time. Let Davis do it." Davis looked stunned. His mom looked at him.

"Please?" Davis shrugged.

"I'll do it, she can't be that bad." Jun looked at him like he was crazy. She got up and went to her room. Davis got up and went into the living room.

2 hours later...

Davis was on the couch, watching the soccer game. Then he heard the doorbell. He saw his mom open it and looked at the newcomer. It was a little girl, who appeared to be no older than five. She had big, chocolate brown eyes, and a straw hat. She was white and was wearing a yellow dress. She was a cute little girl, and her name was Ashley. Ashley looked at Davis, "Hello, cousin!" Then she greeted her aunt. Davis' mom left to get her a snack. Ashley came over to Davis and to his shock, began to jump on his stomach. He got the wind knocked out of him.

"Oof!" Davis managed to get her of him. She looked at him.

"Your hair's messy. Let me fix it." To Davis' horror, Ashley licked her hand and tried to smoothen out his hair. Davis backed away. "Fine, I'll use my brush." Ashley went to her purse, which Davis hadn't noticed, and took out a brush.

"Wow, back up. I like my hair the way it is squirt." Ashley huffed, saying that she was not not a squirt. "Well, there is one rule if you wanna hang out with me. You have to be able to do something." Ashley grinned.

"Don't worry, my big brother Tom takes me everywhere with him. He says that I attract more hot chicks that a puppy!" Davis looked at her with increased respect.

"I can work with that." Ashley suddenly started chanting.

"Break dance, break dance, break dance!" Daivs looked bewildered.

"I can't break dance!" Ashley ignored him. She began to jump up and down.

"Break dance, break dance, break dance!" Davis lost it.

"ALRIGHT! I'LL BREAK DANCE!" Davis walked to the middle of the room and tried to do some complicated moves. He failed miserably. Ashley began to crack up. Davis gritted his teeth and tried again. He failed even more miserably. Ashley only laughed harder, and that made Davis furious. He tried once more, but didn't succeed. Ashley was on all fours, pounding the floor with her fists. Davis gave a defiant roar and tried again. Ashley stopped laughing and then she clapped. Davis grinned. He was actually doing it! But then his head slammed against a drawer. He stopped and clutched his head. Then four little wooden elephants that were on top of the drawer fell on his wounded skull. "Ow, that hurt," Davis moaned.

"Are you okay cousin?" Ashley asked concerned. Davis looked at the little girl and flashed her a thumbs up. Ashley grinned. "Nice try Dawy." Ashley couldn't say Davis' name, so she called him Dawy. Davis just groaned.

An hour later...

Davis and Ashley sat on the couch, watching Barney to his horror. Barney started singing:

"I love you,

You love me,"

Ashley started singing along, and Davis covered his ears. She had taken off her straw hat, revealing her brown, shoulder-lenght hair. Barney finished his song and the show ended. "Thank god," Davis muttered. He got up and headed to the door.

"Wait up!" Ashley cried. Suddenly Jun walked past them, and she whispered into Davis' ear. Davis shuddered at her message.

"I hope you have your will written. She's a nightmare." Davis looked at the retreating Jun, and then at Ashley. She seemed innocent enough. Then, he remembered the events of her arrival. 'She was probably just excited to see me.'

"Come on! Lets go," Ashley said. Davis looked at the five-year old. He relaxed and thought 'She can't be that bad, can she?' Oh, how very wrong he was.

A/N: Well, this is my attemp at a humor, and yes, this happens before Digital Chasers, but is not a prequel. It's a three part story, but it may take me a long time to put up Part 2. Stick around if you want, and please review.