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Chapter Three: Wannabe Spy
Tom wants more information on this Harry fellow. It seems that even though Severus teaches at his school he doesn't bring back enough information on the boy. I wonder why? Maybe it's because he's a SPY!
"Nagini, what's this about spies?" Opps.
"Nothing, nothing, Tom."
"Voldemort, Lord Voldemort." He corrects instantly. I wonder if he watches those Muggle films called James Bond, 007. That might explain a lot. I roll my head, and slither out of the room. Better go tell Severus that he's failing expectations. I can at least give him a heads up.
As I glide through the maze-like hallways, I run into Narcissa, Blonde Ego's wife. I hiss menacingly and she jumps. Then she sees me.
"Stupid pests. I don't see why he keeps you." she stuffs her nose up in the air. I raise a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Don't know why he keeps you either." I say sympathetically. As usual the offended woman screeches and stalks off. For all she knows I could have been planning my next meal, to be her.
"This habit of yours is giving me headaches." Severus says as I slither onto his desk. I decide not to dignify that with an answer. He takes a smaller vial off the self, pours whatever he's been working on in it and thrusts it in front of me.
"Drink it." I narrow my eyes.
"What do I look like, a guinea pig?" I ask, annoyed.
"Yes, you do, now drink." I open my mouth to protest, when he pours the junk down my throat. I swallow to keep from choking and hiss.
"That's not fair!" I say. He looks at me.
"Tom's not pleased with the lack of information about Harry what's his name." I tell him. He looks at me again.
"Harry Potter." He says. Then he nods. He looks back at hi8s calculations. He squints at something, runs a hand through his hair then nods.
"That explains why it didn't work."
"Why what didn't work?"
"I see, if I changed that to this," he scratches out something, adds something else.
"What didn't work?" I ask again. He lifts up his quill gleefully. He grabs his cloak from the corner.
"What?" I demand.
"I have to report this to Dumbledore." I quickly process this. Dumbledore, Dumbledore works at Hogwarts, Hogwarts is where Harry what's his, oh Potter is. Maybe I can do some spying.
"Take me with you!" I shout at Severus. He starts to scoop up his work and stuff them in his pockets. I see my chance and allow myself to be stuffed in a pocket. A huge pocket. I could see vials, graded homework, not graded worksheets, and papers filled with his illegible handwriting. I begin to wish I could read, maybe then I'd get the whole experiment.
As Severus starts to head up the stairs to where the Death Eaters usually apperate out I began to think Ive finally come up with a good plan to spy on someone other then Death Eaters. I poke my head out to see the view. Its rather disconcerting. Then I see the Laughing Maniac, or Bellatrix as she is commonly known as. HELP!
"Severus." She says haughtily. I have decided I don't like her tone of voice. I lean out of the pocket to reach through the gap between the two and bit her.
"SNAKE!" Bellatrix shouts, jumping away from me. I fall out of Severus' pocket. Bellatrix reaches for her stick thing.
"Get that thing away from me before I hex it to death." I can smell the anger coming off of her. I take it that the whole toilet incident has not been forgiven.
"You're still not mad over the toilet incident, are you?" Severus comes as close to laughing as he ever does. I decide that this plan needed working on and I shall slip away for now.
The whole toilet incident happened eons ago, back when I first came to the castle. I hadnt figured out that sleeping in the toilet to help ease the pain of shedding skin was not the worlds smartest thing yet. Nor had I figure out how to work the sink. So I was sleeping, when suddenly the light stopped flowing on me. Bellatrix had walked into the bathroom and was standing over the toilet. I reared up annoyed and snapped at her. She ran out screaming about being eaten by a snake. Needless to say everyone else was amused. Shortly after I learned how to use the sink, it had hot water.
"Wormtail, go get Nagini, it's time to milk her." I hear Tom saying through the door in the hallway.
"RETREAT!" I shout. No way am I being milked by him!
A/N: Okay, I have inspiration again...
The Troublesome Two- Well there's Bellatrix...but I don't think Wormtail will be eaten...but it might happen next chapter. I'll consider it. Thanks for reviewing.
CarbonMonoxide- No slash, and no man-snake sex, haha, no need to worry, it is a clean fic. Thanks!
comettail - Harry makes an entrance when she finally figure out how to get out of the castle..soon I hope. Thank you for reviewing!
fledge- THANK YOU! Little hint, think about the potion he tested on her...Nah, I think she's just a regular snake.