Disclaimer: ...I don't own it. But I do own this stuffed snake coiled around my waist. Isn't it pretty?

Chapter 6: I hate Potions!

"Feeding her, though why that is any of your business, I have no idea Mr. Malfoy, however since you are both her, come." I didn't even hear Severus until he was right on top of us.

"THE SPAWN!" I shouted again, having no idea what I should be doing, so it seemed like a good thing to be doing at the time. I crawled off of Potter and wrapped my self like a turban around Severus' head.

"Do you mind?" he asked when my coils dropped and covered his eyes. I allowed them to wrap loosely around his neck, and wrapped my tail around his arm. I figure that was an even distribution of my weight. I knew he was glowering, but he still swept away into undoubtedly, his dungeons. How predictable.

"You're Lord Voldemort's snake?" Potter asked, hissing under his breath.

"I like to think of him as my human actually. Of course there's also Severus' here and I guess Rat-Boy is sort of my plaything." The boy looked up at me.

"You are one weird snake."

"I blame being possessed by Tom." Potter snickered. The he straightened.

"So why did you call Malfoy the Spawn?"

"He should be illegal. The Blonde Ego and the Snot Queen should have never been allowed to reproduce." I tell him. He nods sympathetically.

"No, they shouldn't have." He agrees. I have decided I like this kid, even if he doesn't like me wrapping my coils around him. Finally Severus swishes to a halt. I look around to see a bunch of sickly little munchkins all staring at me. I slid of his head and use my coils to support myself standing out about two feet off of Severus' arm. My tongue sniffs the area gently and then I let loose a huge hiss. All the munchkins jump back. Good, I never liked kids anyway.

"Turn to page 368." The response was a flurry of students. I recalled myself by dropping coils into Severus' pocket and wrapping the rest of me around his arm. He walks carefully to the front and signals Potter and the Spawn to his side.

"Before you make your potions, this is how you will be testing them on your specimens." He yanks me off his arm and drops me onto the table.

"Rude much?" I ask him annoyed. He ignores me.

"Potter, hold Nagini." Potter moves to grab my coils. I slap him gently with my tail, and then tap around my head. He gets the message and holds me there.

"Malfoy, pry open her mouth." I snap my fangs together menacingly. He steps back. The Spawn looks to Severus who merely lifts an eyebrow. Ha! I'm not the only one who gets that. The Spawn steps toward me and wincing opens my locked mouth. As soon as it's open, Severus thrusts a bottle in my mouth. Before I could choke I swallow and spit the bottle out. Right into the first row of the students.

"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?"I sputter. The whole calls stares at me.

"It talks!" the Spawn says. I turn to face him.

"Well thank you Captain Obvious, someone give the Spawn here a cookie."

"What did you call me?"

"The Spawn, got a problem, deal with it." I hiss. Potter lets me down, placing me on the table.

"No, you're speaking English now." He informs me. I take a look at everyone's shocked faces. Severus just shrugs.

"Meanie." I say. I look at him accusingly.

"That hurt." I whine.

"I'm sure."

"And you don't care?"

"Not at all."

"Fine, I'm going to leave you mean people and continue to find Harry what's his name." I say in a huff. The Spawn starts to laugh, while Potter's mouth drops open.

"Nagini, what's Harry's last name?" Severus asks me, speaking slowly. I know he's going to lead me to a point, but I wish he'd just tell me.

"Potter." I respond crisply.

"It seems unlikely he'd have a brother doesn't it?"

"Well, seeing as his parents are dead, yeah."

"And who is this?" he asks. It suddenly dawns on me. I am really dumb.

"Harry Potter." I say hanging my head.

"Very good."

"I wanna go home."

"Why?" they all ask.

"Because I really hate potions now."

A/N: Yeah, yeah,I know,I haven't updated in a while. However with school, and my birthday party I have been so busy. The good thing is I now have a stuffed snake to play with. Comes in handy when planning how Nagini is wrapping herslef around everybody.

comettail- Yes, well I wanted to make Fawkes wierd. He seems like a wierd person. Draco is...is...is, well you'll just have to find out.

fledge- Yeah, short...what can I say,I was rushed. he doesn't trust snakes...Book 2 I think I had something to do with it.

alphafemale08- I'm really scared now. hides