When Opposites are Permanently Attracted
Chapter 2Glowing Green Goddess vs. Black and Blue Dimwit
At Drakken's Lair...
"SHANNON ELIZABETH GOMEZ!" Drakken screamed, "Where were you?"
Shego turned and glared, furiously at her employer. She answered, "Two things. First, the name is Shego! Got it? And second, don't ever use my full name, again, or I'll kill you. You got that, you blue freak?" She continued, "And thirdly..." Shego was cut off. She sighed, "What now"
"Um, you said only two things," Drakken stammered.
Shego silently counted to ten allowing her urge to blast her employer through a wall to dissipate before she continued, "And thirdly," she said, allowing for NO interruptions, "Who do you think you are? My father"
Drakken growled, "No, I'm your boss, and I have a right to know where you've been, seeing as how 'I' hold your paycheck"
Shego's eyes glowed with green fire as she exclaimed, " That is a LOW blow! Even for you"
Drakken continued where he left off, "I've been waiting here for three days, not knowing if you were okay or not. I have a tendency to worry, and plus we are already behind schedule on my new world domination scheme. All because YOU were OUT"
"Oh, pipe down, Dr. Do-nothing"
"Pipe down?" He paused for a minute, taking in what he just heard and then repeated himself, "PIPE DOWN? You have me worried sick, and you ask me to PIPE DOWN"
"Yeah, did I stutter? Now, are you going to pipe down or not? Or do I have to make you, Father?" Shego accentuated the syllables in her last word, and she allowed green flames to envelope her hands for emphasis. She stormed out of the room, headed toward her own quarters in the tiny lair.
Drakken was not expecting her to walk off. He half expected her to blow him through a wall instead. In a begging whine, Drakken, called out to her, "Shego, wait. Come back." Shego stopped, midstep, turned around sharply and glared daggers into her employer. "Look, you little WORM. I'm going to my room to pack because starting..." She stopped and glanced at her watch for a few seconds then continued as her watch beeped, "NOW, I'm officially ON VA...CA...TION, meaning no Dr. D and his STUPID world domination plans which NEWSFLASH: NEVER WORKED, becuase if they did, you'd be running the world, but the only thing I see you running is your mouth!" Shego paused to take a breath and gather her thoughts, "Besides, since when is it any of your DAMN business what I do?" She walked off to pack as Drakken followed. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw him behind her and spun suddenly as she screamed out, "Do you have a problem"
"Shego, I make it my business because I worry about you. Besides, how will I ever succeed in my quest for world domination or against Kim Possible, without you"
"WELL, I wish you wouldn't worry so much. Look, if it'll get you off my ass, I was with Kimmie, ya happy"
"Kim Po... Po... Possible...?" Drakken stuttered.
Mockingly, Shego replied while rolling her green eyes, "Yes, Kim Po... Po... Possible. What's it to you, DADDY"
Drakken was fed up with the situation, and blew a gasket, "Alright, you want to call me daddy, I'll treat you like MY 'little girl', and THAT'S IT! I've had it with your sass! If I hear just one more word from you, just ONE more sarcastically smart-assed word, little missy, it's over my knee for you. Oh and another thing, YOU'D BE SO FIRED"
Shego looked repulsed as she inquired, "You're going to put me over your knee? Ewww, that is SICK and WRONG on so many levels. And another thing, you're going to fire me? That's no skin off of my nose. I'll just go live with Kimmie. That way, your 'little girl' won't be here for you to spank, DADDY," Shego said, allowing sarcasm to drip into her words.
Drakken gasped as he crawled on his hands and knees toward the green and black clad villainess, "You wouldn't... You... You... You couldn't... How could you go live with... with HER? I need you"
"I can... and I WILL! Besides, you're powerless to stop me." Shego's hand glowed green as an emphasis. She continued, "Besides, I thought you had henchmen"
In a pathetic, defeated, plea, Drakken whined, "Well, yeah, I do, but they're USELESS"
Shego growled, "Tough luck, LOSER; put them to good use, anyway"
Drakken moaned, "But why"
"Why?" Shego questioned, "I'll TELL you WHY! Because I QUIT!" She stormed out of the lair, lugging her suitcase behind her, and slammed the front door closed, nearly ripping it off of it's hinges.
When she reached the end of the lair's sidewalk, she groaned and about faced. She headed back into the lair. Drakken turned away from her, with a glowing smile (not visible to Shego) and said, "What? Back so soon? Did Kimmie not want you"
Shego ignored his question and replied, "By the way, I almost forgot. You can send my last check to the Possible residence in the mail." She turned around, placed a hand atop the doorknob, and turned it. As she was about to open the door, a thought struck her. Without turning toward Drakken, she beamed, "AND it HAD BETTER be there, too. OR ELSE." Her hands flared up in green flames, and she flashed the 'slashed throat' gesture and applied the proper sound effects. Then Shego stormed out of the front door, without a care in the world.
drakkensdouble21:
Well, if it isn't obvious, Shego is now living with Kim, and I would also like to point out that, yes, A Sith in Time, Sick Day, and many other episodes were referenced in this chapter (Please read the disclaimer in the first chapter). You may be able to think of others that I referenced, and if so, you can leave them in a review. Please and thank you.