Chapter 3: "Two For Torcher"
"Shego" Ms. Possible bellowed, "There's some mail here for you!" Hearing this the tweebs came running in, "Did we get anything, mom?" asked Jim, "Ooh Shego got a raise!"
remarked Tim.
Shego jumped up and flew down the stairs, "Thanks," she said and returned to Kim's room.
(back in Kim's Room)
"Heard ya got some mail Shego," Kim said, "Who's it from?" she quizzed.
Shego rolled her eyes and replied "it's from Dr. D" she snapped,
"Dr. D?" Kim said half puzzled, seeing this Shego clarified, " Dr. Drakken" she said, under her breath she
mumbled, "and I thought dr. d was the dumb one.
Kim pouted then continued, "So he does pay you" Kim teased back at her.
Sarcastically Shego quipped, " Yeah well I don't work for peanuts" and began to read the note attached to the check:
"Dear Shego,
Please come back it's just not the same without you,
I know I'm lazy but I'll change... honest, please reconsider"
Yours in evil
Dr. Andrew Theodore P. Lipskey
A.K.A. Dr. Drakken
E.M.M
"Wow" Shego said, "Dr. Drakken has a long name, I mean I never really knew how long it was" she said, no wonder he went by
Dr. Drakken, instead" she finished
"Uh... Doy!" Kim sneered, Shego turned around in a flash with the worlds most annoyed look " you did NOT just DOY me little
Missy" Shego hissed.
" Uh... yeah I think I just did, what ya gonna do" Kim teased.
"Oh ho ho ... your goin' down now princess" Shego chimed, and leapt toward Kim, anticipating this, Kim moved to the
other side of the bed. Shego back flipped over the bed landing lightly on her toes behind Kim, gripping her in a devastating bear
hug.
"What now princess" Shego said triumphantly, Kim wiggled and squirmed vigorously to free herself, grunting endlessly,
frustrated Kim growled, "Get off"
Shego replied "n'yeah... what's a matter too much for ya" she sad slyly, Kim continued struggling
"Your testing my patience Kimmie!" Shego said "stop wiggling like a worm under a rock, or else I'll employee my
friend" she said raising a hand for emphasis and wiggling her fingers.
Kim began to squirm harder for she knows what Shego is implying. "That's it Kimmie" Shego growled fed up with Kim's consistent
moving and began tickling her relentlessly.
Shego tickles Kim making her squirm and laugh uncontrollable; she rolls on the ground trying to escape the wrath of
the tickle master.
Together they bump Kim's nightstand causing the lamp to come crashing to the floor,
"Shego, hahaha, stop, hahaha, please" Kim begged between laughing spurts.
Alarmed at the crash Mrs. Dr. Possible raced upstairs "girls what happened" Ms. Possible asked, Kim was quick to
reply even with her sides splitting, "it hahaha, wasn't my fault. hahaha" Kim replied, Shego noticed this and piped up " don't look
at me, it's her fault" she said pointing.
Mrs. Dr. Possible's eye trained themselves on Shego questioningly, Shego shrugged and said "huh... who knew
Kimmie was so ticklish". Kim laughed aloud " mom help" she wailed, Mrs. Possible cringed "ooh...sorry Kimmie, can't. Dinner is
in the oven and...I think I hear the bell now" Mrs. Possible turned to leave when suddenly she stopped mid stride and said
"Whatever you mess up you clean up girls"
She looked at both of them, and in last ditch effort to get help from her mother Kim pleaded " mom... please... help me!" "Sorry
Kimmie" Mrs. Possible apologized " I'm sure you deserve what ever Shego is doing to you" Mrs. possible said moving out of the room, just then she peeked in and
said "oh Shego try lower... say ... the ribs?" and with that she turned to leave. "Mom!" Kim shouted "your supposed to be on my
side, not hers" "now why help my little bubble butt, when I know she's getting her just deserts" Mrs. possible cooed softly.
Hearing this Kim's cheeks turned fire red with embarrassment, as she begins to push her mother of her room.
"Okay bye, yeah good bye mother!" Kim growls embarrassed.
"Bubble butt" Shego inquired devilishly "I'll definitely have to remember that one," she said trying her best to suppress her laughter.
"Oh... don't even think about it, SHANNON!" Kim blasted "because I've got a website and I'm not afraid to use it!"
By this time Kim was dawning the same look Shego gives Drakken when she outsmarts him. "How...where...did...how did you
figure that out!" Shego sputtered in rage "oh...I da know may be this!" Kim said sporting a dreamy grin, she sighs, "Shannon is
such a lovely name" " that bumble brained air headed dumbass" Shego shouted in fury " I told him NEVER! to use my full name
for ANYTHING!" at this point Shego was the maddest Kim had ever seen, and blasted as loud as she possibly could "so help me
If I get my hands on that dimwitted, no nothing, lamebrained, empty headed, ponytail wearing, shitbag of a man I'll rip him limb
from limb" after hearing all this Kim was so awestruck she crept over to the bed and hid under the covers, as already pissed as
she was when Shego noticed Kim was missing she walked over to the bed grabbing hold and incinerating the bed sheets, with a
smirk she remarked " what the hell are you hiding from?" shaken Kim peeped "you!" she said weakly. Shego took about two
hours to calm down from her ill-begotten rage. it was at this time that Kim decided to test Shego's ire, she began chanting
"Drakken and Shego sittin in a tree K - I -" Kim teased in a sing - song voice before being trapped and muzzled by Shego's hand.
" that's enough Kimmie" Shego snapped, just then she felt a bit of moisture on her hand and looked down in confusion, and then
she heard Kim giggle and she drew back her hand forcefully and screamed at the red head "eeewwww, that is SO gross, not
to mention immature pumpkin" Shego hissed in disgust. then she continued, 1st off if I wanted a slobber bath, I would have asked
commodore puddles, and second if you EVER pull that again I'll tickle you so hard you'll need new underwear when I'm through
with you" she threatened and thought to herself loud enough for Kim to hear her. "now what to do about right now?" just then
she snuck behind Kim and tried to get her yet another crushing bear hug, but this time Kim ran off out of her room screaming
"you'll have to catch me first!" deviously Shego retorted "look at her run when she knows the no WAY she's escaping THAT
easy" and she took off after Kim down the stairs at a leisurely stroll. in a hurry Kim flew past her mother in the kitchen and said
"hi mom...bye mom... if you see Shego don't tell her where I am" and with that ran out the back door nearly running THROUGH
IT on her way out.
a few minutes later Shego nonchalantly walked into the room and asked "ya seen Kimmie anywhere" without turning from the
stove Mrs. possible pointed to the back door and replied "out back!"
"thanks" Shego said as she went out the back door. she shut the back door behind her and surveyed the backyard.
drakkensdouble21:
well if you're reading this chapter now it's because for a while there I had the third chapter written but not typed and I didn't get
the ability to type and post my chapter on fan fiction until recently this year the first two chapters were typed and posted by my
co - author ravenvixen.
R&R please and thank you
p.s. NO FLAMES OF ANY KIND!
thanks
dd21