Disclaimer: Ha, if I owned Harry Potter I'd bee rich and have all the manga I desire. But I don't. So sad, too bad.

Chapter 10: Battles Don't Need to be Serious

"Do you think I can get Muggle TV from here?" I lifted my head up and stared at Sasha. She was crawling around the huge TV she had somehow gotten the Room of Requirements to give her. I slithered over to her. She looked at me.

"Well?"

"I think it's the craziest idea ever."

"Thanks for your vote of confidence."

"Electronics don't work in Hogwarts."

"Don't burst my bubble Nagini." She said irritably. I rolled my head around and coiled up next to her. She scratched my head and studied the TV.

"I'm missing the premiere because of you." she said.

"So is Tom, because in case you haven't noticed this is the last night before Christmas break." I reminded her. Sasha looked at me.

"It'll be okay." She said. I shook my head. I didn't agree with her right now. The school had been protected with extra shields around the dorms and classrooms, but nothing had been done to strengthen the wards. They wanted Tom to come to them. The students had been warned that an attack might come and had been drilled in safety measures. Fourth years and below were assigned a classroom with massive wards on it. They were not to engage the enemy. Everyone else had been drilled in dueling, protective spells, and small tricks to get out of a life or death situation.

Harry had continued his training with personalized lessons by all the teachers. He became familiar with all sorts of advanced magic. Sasha had even volunteered her education on dark spells. Most of which she had learned through eavesdropping. Under the guidance of some giant person who kept trying to pick me up, Harry met with the creatures in the lake and in the forest. I wonder if he thought he could convince them to help fight for Hogwarts. They never would. Despite all of this, I was unconvinced that the school would make it through the night.

"GIVE A LITTLE BIT, GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR HEART TO ME!" I jumped when the lyrics blasted at me. Sasha had moved up on the couch.

"See the TV does work in Hogwarts! Eww, music videos." Sasha declared. She changed the channel.

"Rodrigo, No!" some black haired woman shouted at the leaving man.

"Spanish soap operas, a tad scary." She changed the channel again.

"You're a wizard Harry." Sasha froze and flipped the TV on mute. We both looked at each other.

"We didn't hear that." She said as she flipped the channel.

"FOOD NETWORK!" We both shouted. There was a channel we could agree on. And while it didn't make any sense that TV worked in Hogwarts, and that we were only watching the Food network because Tom hated it and we watched it get on his nerves, we were happy. UNTILL SUDDENLY THE ROOF OF THE SCHOOL BLEW UP BECAUSE POTTER HAD BECOME EVIL AND WAS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Just kidding.

Actually we heard the huge bang of doors being forced open. If that wasn't enough to get it through our thick skulls that we were under attack the screams of hysterical school girls did it. Sasha groaned.

"TOM YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS CHOCOLATE WITH JACQUES TORRES!" Sasha shouted before scooping me up and heading out into the hallway.

"Where do you think Potter is?" I asked as we raced for the front door.

"Halfway across the school." Sasha puffed. Oh, so that's why we were heading toward danger. We had to make a big distraction to keep Tom from killing people before Potter got there to kill him. I just hoped he was up for the challenge. Sasha gave a final burst of speed before halting on the steps. Tom lead the group of Death Eaters menacingly up to the stairs.

"YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS THE FOOD NETWORK VOLDEMORT!" Sasha shouted annoyed.

"Food Network?" one of the Death Eaters raced up to the stairs. I pounced and bit the Death Eater. Sasha watched the man fall to the ground, his hood finally falling off.

"And so ends the life of Peter Pettigrew. Pathetic, just like him." She said solemnly. She pulled out the wand that Dumbledore had equipped her with (Tom never bothered to figuring she'd never be on the battle field) and headed down the field.

"So this is where my snake has run off to." Tom called as soon as we were close enough to hear his voice. I hissed at him and coiled myself protectively around Sasha. He flicked a hand, shooing is Death eaters off into what was now becoming a battle field. He towered over us.

"Betraying me was not a very smart idea Nagini." He hissed.

"I could bit you right now and you'd fall dead on the floor." I commented as a response. His eyes bored venom into my brain.

"HEY VOLDEMORT, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!" We both turned to see Harry Potter standing arm out on the stairs to the school.

"You do realize their sizes don't even come close to each other right?" Sasha asked me.

"Can't get any more ridiculous." I said snickering. And then it started to pour ice cold rain. I hate the rain.

"I guess you were going to say it can't get any worse either can it?" Sasha asked, playing innocent. I could have slapped her. However we had other things to occupy us. Like randomly biting Death Eaters who got to close to our front row viewing of Voldemort and Harry Potter's battle.

"If he loses, will he still be called the Boy-Who-Lived? Or will it be the Boy-Who-Lived-Then-Died or just the Boy-Who-Died?" I stared at Sasha.

"You are crazy aren't you?"

"Not as crazy as you!"

"You're crazier then Tom!"

"Is that even possible?"

"Yeah, it's called a bird named Fawkes."

"That's not very nice Nagini."

"I'm not a very nice person. Ouch, that gotta hurt." I remarked as a red light hit Potter, causing a huge slash to appear on his left leg. He shouted out something that caused a similar mark on Tom's wand arm, but Tom recovered quickly by switching hands.

"You're not even a person Nagini, oh wait, that's a Death Eater, wait never mind, you got him." Sasha said as another Death Eater fell onto the collection I was creating. If the whole battle depended on everyone other then Potter and Tom I think we'd win. However Potter didn't seem to be lasting so well.

"Maybe we should help him?" Sasha pondered aloud. She shrugged and then stepped up.

"HEY VOLDEMORT, LOOK WHO'S GOT THE NEW BRITNAY SPEARS CD!" Sasha shouted. At first I was about to tell her that he'd never fall for that, but, the idiot did.

"What?" he said turning toward us.

Harry shouted something I couldn't hear, but I recognized the green light flying at Tom. So, apparently did he.

"Accio Nagini!" he shouted. I didn't know what he planned to gain from bringing me into this, unless he hoped that I would take the full blow and he would live. It was times like these when I wished snakes could close their eyes, because I didn't want to see the green light flying toward me. I'm going to die.

A/N: Again, I don't own Harry Potter, live with it already! Do you all want to sue me? Anyway, that's the end of the story. Really, not kidding. That's the end. Have fun, carry on with your normal lives. Toddles.

Just kidding. There's an epilogue.

fledge- Yes, this was Sasha, sorry, but you don't really learn much about her…..I think that has something to do with the fact that I don't even know. Kipling?

alphafemale08- runs around in circles AHHHHHH