Disclaimer: I own nothing except a bag of Candy Corn.
Glorfindel: And you don't even own that.
Be Quiet!
Glorfindel: I am a celebrated Balrog slayer. I lived in Valinor and I saw the light of the two trees. Nothing you say can make me be quite.
Snort If you don't be quite, I will let Erestor have his choice of revenge instead of what I was planning.
Erestor: smiles evilly
Glorfindel: Silence is golden.
I knew you would see my side. Now onto the story.
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Erestor had never wanted to kill anyone before, but this was not before. He reminded himself that Elrond was his lord and he had no knowledge of the torment that he had caused his advisor. With a shake of his head he curled up in his bed and was asleep within seconds.
Outside Glorfindel stuffed his fist in his mouth to keep himself from laughing. He mentally smiled at the thought of the havoc that he was sure would erupt the next morning. Glorfindel jumped in surprise when he felt a small finger poke him in the ribs. One of the twins (He was pretty sure it was Elladan) poked him again and whined, "Glofieee, Ada said that you forgot to do something. He said that you have to do it right now cause your giving him a bad reputation." Glorfindel put his forefinger to his forehead and thought deeply. "SWEET ERU! I forgot about the recruits." He jumped up with the agility that only an elf could have and raced off in the direction of the stables. The twin giggled and skipped off to help create more trouble.
Erestor rolled over and felt something go 'POP'. He blinked and froze. Something slimy was slithering down his face. He held his breath and reached a shaky hand up to his head and slowly wrapped his long fingers around the slimy thing, but before he could get purchase on its slick skin, he felt something fall from the ceiling and onto his arm. Opening one eye he beheld the creature that had dared to wake Erestor the third most cunning elf in all of Imladris. His screams reached Glorfindel, who was on the other side of the valley.
Elrond was under his desk looking for his quill when Elrohir and Elladan skidded into his study. "Adaaaaaa, Nana told us to come get you cause we heard 'Res screaming like a little ellyth. It was so funny." Elrond triumphantly crawled out from under his desk. "I found it! Glorfindel can't hide anything from me." Elladan and Elrohir exchanged a look. "Ada, Are you feeling okie? Cause your kinda acting funny." Elrond nodded, "What do you need?"
Erestor was trying not to hyperventilate. Slimy, ugly, mushy slugs were all over his beautiful room. He tried to focus on breathing slowly as he heard some of the evil creatures pop as the door slammed into the wall. Elrond took a deep breath and began to wade through the mountain of slugs. His steps were steps of doom for the slugs. Each step squashed them and ground them into the fine rug that Erestor loved. This many of them were making him queasy.
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I think this has one more chapter left in it. I will post it soon. Please review.