Dream: (Wearing a Mort the Chicken T-shirt and grinning) Well, we've been stuck on this island for about a week now and I think it's starting to affect Winter and Zero's minds. (offers a tea cup to a coconut that's dressed with a boa and a dress) More tea Mrs. Coconut?

Winter: (Aranging rocks on the sand to spell out 'HELP') Must...get...off...island...

Dream: (Pours tea for herself out of a fancy teapot)

Zero: (Walks out of the forest with a bundle of sticks and stares at Dream) Where did you get that tea set?

Dream: I got it from the supply plane that flew over a few minutes ago!

Zero:stares: How come it didn't break...? Wait...Supply plane!

Dream: Yeah! You just missed it! It was big. And shiny! (Spreads arms to indicate big-ness)

Zero: (Eye twitches) A supply plane flew overhead and you didn't signal it down!

Dream: NOPE! (Grinning)

Winter: (Moves to stand next to Zero) You let the plane pass?

Dream: Yeah...(blink blink)

Zero: All in favor of tying Dream to a rather large rock and throwing her in the ocean so she can drown and/or get eaten by sharks say 'aye'.

Winter, Dream, and Zero: Aye!

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Actually Attempting Getting to the Point (part 1):

"I remember now! It's Halloween!" Kuwabara announced proudly.

Flash, Hiei, and Serenity turned and stared at the idiot. Yusuke turned his head while lying on the ground so he could stare at Kuwabara and Harmony froze with her leg pushing Youko's head against the tree and stared at the idiot as well.

"Very good Sherlock, now go find Watson and go fight crime together," stated Flash.

"Okay!" Kuwabara got up and started running away down the street. He came running back after a little bit. "I know someone named Watson?"

Everyone fell over in exasperation except Youko who was still tied to the tree. The rope fell over anime style, bringing Youko and the tree with it. Unfortunately, this caused the tree to fall over on top of the helpless fox.

"Ow..." Youko muttered from under the tree.

Harmony sat up and stared at the fallen tree in front of her. "Hey wow, I'm lucky that didn't fall on me."

Randomly, a box full of chickens fell out of a passing blimp on top of Harmony. Her head went through the bottom of the box and got stuck. The chickens immediately began attacking. Soon the peaceful schoolyard was filled with clucks, screeches, and angry curses coming from inside the box.

"I'm glad it wasn't Yusuke!" Flash announced, turning around and smiling widely with hope in her eyes. The smile gradually faded as minutes of nothing happening passed by. "Oh come on! If I had said 'I'm glad it wasn't me' something would have-"

She was cut off by a box full of Di Gi Charat merchandise landing on her head. Her head went through the bottom of the box allowing her to see all the plushies, posters, DVDs, CDs, and other cutesy things. She started screaming and clawing at the box. "IT'S TOO HAPPY!"

Serenity pointed while looking at Hiei. "Aren't you going to help her?"

"No. This is payback for making me walk 30 miles to Starbucks when she had Starbucks coffee at her house!" Hiei glared at the box.

Serenity arched an eyebrow, "30 miles? Try 9.4, Fido."

"AH HA! I HAVE BEEN LIBERATED FROM MY TREE-ISH PRISON FOR I AM THE MIGHTY YOUKO!" Youko yelled, standing up and throwing the tree away. It conveniently landed upon the car of Flash's Math teacher -whom she hates with a loathing- destroying it instantaneously.

"I hear explosions! What happened?" Flash asked, looking around as if she could see through the box.

Serenity shrugged, "Oh, the tree just sort of crushed Mr. Michel's car..."

"Damn it! I couldn't see it! Damn you, Di Gi Charat! Damn you!" yelled Flash, falling dramatically onto her knees.

"Youko? Youko where are you? Get this box off my head! The chickens, Youko! The chickens!" Harmony stood up and walked around waving her arms to find Youko.

Youko was making muscles and posing with a smug expression, "Ah yes, the mighty Youko! All shall obey my mighty muscles! I have control over flowers!"

Classmates of Kurama were walking by at that time and stared strangely at him. (Remember, Youko and Harmony are still in their human forms: Kurama and Autumn). Flash, who had been waving her arms around to find Hiei and strangle him, stopped to stare in Youko's general direction. "Dude, that's nothing to be proud of."

Harmony crashed into Youko, knocking him over and landing on top of him. Youko grinned perverted-ly once he realized the position they were in. Harmony pat his head. "Youko? Those better be your hands...Wait, those are your hands! You stupid bastard!"

Before Youko could protest, Harmony slammed her boxed head into his, causing the box to break open and the chickens to be released. Harmony stood up immediately and did a jig of glee. "YES! FREEDOM!"

"ACK! CHICKENS!" Youko yelled, running from the angered flock of chickens.

Serenity walked over to Flash and took the box off of her head. "I feel sorry for you."

"YAY! I love you!" Flash yelled, throwing her arms around Serenity. The box flew out of Serenity's hands and onto Hiei's head.

Hiei let out a growl of frustration. "GET THE HAPPY AWAY!"

Just then, Mr. Michel the math teacher came out and saw his car. "MY CAR! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!"

The group stopped their various activities to stare at the teacher who was mourning over the car he had gotten from the junkyard and painted to look new. Hiei stared in the general direction of the sobbing noise since he still had the box over his head. Harmony took out Autumn's set of permanent markers and drew a stupid face with swirly eyes and a mustache on the box.

The teacher stood up with fire in his beady little eyes. "WHO DID THIS!"

"He did." The group pointed as one at Kuwabara.

Kuwabara looked around at the accusing fingers. "I did?"

"Yep! Right after the aliens dropped offerings of peace from the sky upon our heads." Autumn, who was once again in control, responded.

Mr. Michel's arm beeped before transforming into a laser gun. He aimed at the flabbergasted, soon-to-be-dead baka. The laser fired, vaporizing Kuwabara instantly. All that remained was a pile of ashes. A smoldering pile of ashes...with eyes! The teacher's arm then went back to normal and everyone stared blankly at the ashes while the ashes stared back.

"Oh my god...Kuwabara! We have to try and help him somehow!" Kurama, in control of his body again, yelled.

"Eh...how about no." Serenity stated flatly, blowing the ashes away in a large cloud. The eyeballs started rolling after the ashes.

Kurama was utterly mortified. "But...but...but..."

"Maybe you should go see a psychiatrist about your 'butt' fetish, Kurama," Yusuke suggested, earning him a glare from the redhead.

Autumn took out maracas and started dancing a conga line type dance while shaking the maracas and singing to the conga tune. "No more Kuwa-ba-ra! No more Kuwa-ba-ra!"

Flash, Yusuke, and Serenity formed a conga line behind Autumn and took up the chant. Hiei attempted to join the line but wound up tripping over a conveniently placed chipmunk and crashing into Flash. They fell onto the ground, causing the box to break and the Di Gi Charat stuff to land on Flash. Serenity and Yusuke tripped over their fallen friends and crashed into Autumn. Kurama stared at the piles of people.

"IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!" Flash screamed in one breath after noticing the Di Gi Charat stuff.

"Stop, Drop, and Roll!" Serenity suggested from her position sitting on top of Yusuke.

Autumn stared from underneath Yusuke. "I think she's already done the stopping and the dropping."

"Oh. Well then...Roll!"

Flash started rolling around hissing and screaming. "I'M MELTING!"

The gears in Kurama's head started turning. He processed this equation: Autumn + Yusuke lying on top of Autumn KILL!

"YUSUKE!" yelled Kurama with an ungodly roar.

Serenity sensed danger. She immediately jumped off of Yusuke. Unfortunately for Hiei, her foot landed on his face. Hiei immediately screeched in pain. Serenity gave a small squeak. "I'm sorry, Hiei! I didn't mean to step on you! Are you alright?"

"Mef foff meh fafth!" Hiei's demand was muffled by the feet that were on his face.

"Huh? You'll have to speak louder, I can't understand you," Serenity pointed out.

"MEF FOFF MEH FAFTH!" Hiei screamed, still being muffled by the feet.

"What?" Serenity was very confused.

Yusuke cleared his throat. "Over my years of being stepped on, smothered, and buried under mounds of stuff, I've developed a good understanding of muffled speech."

"You better get to the point quickly; I think Kurama's going to kill you," Autumn pointed out as she stood up and moved to the side.

"Oh, well in that case...Hiei is trying to tell you to get off of his face." Yusuke nodded. He then ran inside the school as quickly as possible.

Serenity laughed nervously and hopped over to stand next to Autumn. Flash suddenly appeared between the two, wearing glasses and holding a reporter's microphone. "I'm here with breaking news as an enraged fox boy prepares to defend his mate – who, might I add, was not in danger – from the evils of one poor, pathetic boy."

"HEY! I'M NOT PATHETIC!" Yusuke screamed out of one of the second story science rooms. He then fell out of said window and landed in the bushes below. He let out a girly scream and ran back inside the school.

"Like I said, a poor, pathetic boy." Flash nodded.

Meanwhile, Kurama had started breathing heavily. His eyes were glowing red. He let another ungodly screech issue forth from his throat. As the girls stared in shock, Kurama began to grow. When the growth spurt stopped, Kurama was standing about 30 feet tall. The girls stared up at him in a mix of emotions.

Flash's sunglasses fell off her face. "Whoa...I am so glad I own his soul and therefore he cannot harm me..."

"AWW! What a cute Kurazilla you are!" Autumn cooed.

"Dude, Yusuke's gonna get squished." Serenity pointed out. She and Flash started laughing after giving it a moment's thought.

Kurazilla roared, "Must squish Yusuke!"

"Yippee! Yusuke pancakes!" Flash cheered.

"FREAK!" A stupid sounding voice yelled from the fields.

The girls and Kurazilla... The girls looked over at the fields. The football players had stopped their practice to point and laugh at Kurazilla. Kurazilla did not enjoy this. Autumn growled and hugged Kurazilla's leg. "My Squishy! Mine! Get your own squishy to make fun of!"

"duh haha! Lookit that other freak hugging the freak's leg! How freaky! Haha! I make funny!" One of the football players said to his companions.

"I make poopy in my pants!" A different one yelled. The other football players stared at him. One of the players crawled over and started humping Poopy's leg. They all started laughing again.

"Look, Kuwabara! It's your family!" Serenity said to the smoldering pile of ashes.

At the same time, Flash yelled at the school, "Hey Yusuke, I found your lovers!"

The girls looked at each other for a moment before patting each other on the back proudly. Kurazilla gently detached Autumn from his leg and stuck her on his head where some of his hair floated up and tied itself into a safety belt around Autumn. She threw her arms in the air. "WHEE!"

Kurazilla began stomping toward the field. The football players continued laughing. "Durr, he thinks he can hurts us! We are da supreme masters of this High School! Heat Position!"

"Hut! Hut! Hut!" The football players chanted as they formed a line in Kurazilla's path by each bending over each other in the football position thingy. "Hurr hurr hurr! He not get past us! We stronger than freaks, yes."

Kurazilla inwardly sighed at the stupidity. Yusuke was laughing inside the school. "The football players are doing nasty stuff!"

Kurazilla shrugged before stepping on the football players, forcing their feet into the ground so that they would all be stuck in that pose for quite a while. He then turned his attention to the window Yusuke was looking through. Yusuke squeaked and ran. Kurazilla slammed his fist into the building, destroying that part of the corridor. He then walked through the school building into the library courtyard. A janitor coming out of a classroom near the destruction stopped in his tracks and stared at the gaping hole.

"Damn. I'm gonna need a bigger mop..."

In his search for Yusuke, Kurazilla encountered the girls' gymnasium. He grabbed the sides of the room and yanked it off the ground. The girls abandoned the gym and fell to the ground. Kurazilla sniffed the building piece he held in his hand. He then swallowed it. Moving on, Kurazilla encountered the boys' gym. He tore that gymnasium up as well.

"Don't eat that, Kurazilla-chan. It's not good for you," Autumn chided.

Kurazilla grunted in response and ate the gym anyway. While it was being devoured, Yusuke fell to the ground.

Meanwhile, outside of the school, Flash and Serenity were standing there watching the school randomly getting eaten.

"So...so what do you think is going to happen now?" asked Serenity.

"Yusuke dies?" asked Flash hopefully.

"Well let's look at it this way," Serenity began. "There's a 30ft tall ultra pansy who is looking for a pervert and who has just devoured a lot of the school. And while he is eating the gym, said pervert falls out of it. What should happen now?"

Flash opened her mouth to answer but before she could do so, dark storm clouds rolled in overhead. Thunder was heard, but instead of rain falling, a herd of monkeys did instead.

"...Monkeys?" questioned Flash.

The two girls stared in confusion as they noticed a monkey poke at Kuwabara's ashes. It sat on the ashes and took the eyes in its hands. Kuwabara's eyes blinked at them as the monkey began to put them in his mouth.

"GAH! NO GO AWAY!" screamed Serenity, her hatred of monkeys kicking in as one poked her.

And thus the monkeys flocked over to Serenity, surrounding her. There were some monkey words spoken between the monkeys. One monkey, who appeared to be the leader, raised its monkey hand and squeaked. All of the monkeys began to throw poo at Serenity.

Suddenly, Yusuke ran towards them. He was screaming and tears were streaming from his eyes. "Noooooo! I don't want to get eaten and or squished!"

In slow motion, Yusuke dove in front of Serenity, who was standing with her mouth open in a silent scream and her hands on either side of her mouth watching the poo slowly flying towards her. Kurazilla bent down to bite at Yusuke's heels. It was at this moment that the poo hit...Kurazilla's hair. Kurazilla let out an unearthly roar as he began to shrink. Once he was done, he was back to normal size with Autumn sitting on his back as he sobbed into the ground.

Autumn poked him, "Are you okay...?"

"No! I am not okay! I..." Kurama choked on the words, "...I have poo in my hair!"

"YES! SAVED BY THE POO!" Yusuke yelled in triumph, throwing his arms in the air.

Flash scratched her head in thought, "You know...I vaguely recall there being an extremely short boy tagging along with us...Whatever happened to that shrimp?"

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

That question having been asked, a maniacal laugh echoed through the trees. It was briefly interrupted by a crack, curse, and a thud. Then the laughter began again.

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Dream: Blub, blaub, blub-ub bla, blub. (strapped to a sinking rock)

Zero and Winter: (Wearing scuba masks and watching)

Winter: Uh...yeah...sorry for the long wait but...it's all Dream's fault. (Points accusingly at Dream)

Zero: Oh, yes, blame it all on Dream. It's always Dream's fault, isn't it? ...Actually...it always is.

Dream: BLUB! BLAUFHNDMBALKJHGDJNV!

Zero: Oh yeah! Well you smell like tuna! Tuna is worth nothing!

School of tuna: (Surround Zero angrily)

Zero: (Looks around) Aww shi—

Winter: Well while Dream sinks to her death and Zero gets attacked by the tuna mafia, you should review and call off the hit men that you called to kill us, 'kay? Hm? Good. So review! And the disclaimer stands as is; Jess owns Serenity and we own the already stated. The jocks own themselves cause no one wants to own them anyway. Kelly, and Teresa own themselves as well and anything else that we didn't give a disclaimer we either own or don't own. I also revised the first two chapters to Lioness, so you should read and review it. Hint, hint, hint.

Tuna: Bulb, bulb buerlb!

Winter: Err...yeah what he said.

(Credits start going)