Date Written: 10/20/05
Rating: K+
Word Count: 179
Characters/Pairings: Ted/Janet (kinda), Dee/Ryo, Jim, Drake, JJ, Marisol Warnings: None (well, a little bit of Marisol bashing)
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: I was somewhat coerced into writing this by firebreeze and deeryofan... They said the reason why Janet was taking archery lessons in fake-2nd-chance was because she was a LotR fan... And this ensued. Hear that rattling noise? That would be Tolkien rolling in his grave.
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"Oh my God..."
JJ raised one eyebrow. "What the hell is that?" he asked, pointing across the precinct. Dee, Ryo and Drake turned, peering through the fake cobwebs and hanging rubber spiders, beyond their coworkers dressed in ridiculous outfits (and what Ryo suspected to be a few items swiped from Evidence, by the looks of Marisol's glitter-covered heels) to find a tallish man dressed in green and brown, a long blonde wig crookedly perched on his head and...
A bow and a quiver of arrows?
"Is that frickin' Ted?" Dee crowed, laughing aloud.
"I think the poor guy thought Janet was a Legolas fan," Jim replied as he walked up to the group of fans. "I heard about his costume, and I had to see this."
Five pairs of eyes watched as Ted walked up to Janet, smiling like a fool. She did a double take and promptly spit punch into Ted's face, laughing.
"I guess that would be a no," Ryo commented as the other four winced.
"God damn it, we're gonna hear his bitching for a year now," Drake moaned.
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