Note: This "episode" takes place after Wyatt got fired at Spin This and Wyatt and Jude got a job at a video store.
Disclamer: I do not own any of the 6Teen charcaters.
Scene 1: Scene: The mall, The Big Squeeze. Jude, Wyatt, Nikki and Jen are around the table; Caitlin is working inside of the lemon. Jonesy comes walking up towards everybody.
Jonesy: Oh yeah, say hello to the new store!
Wyatt: What new store?
Jonesy: You haven't seen the new store?
Jude: Dude I have, does that make me cool?
Jonesy: Heck ya, bro!
Nikki: Let me guess, you're going to apply there, get the job and then get fired from it all in 1 to 3 days!
Jonesy: You know it, baby!
Nikki: Heh and this is a good idea why?
Jen: Well I think it's great that Jonesy hasn't given up hope after being fired zillions of times!
Jonesy: And besides, I think I might be good at this job!
Nikki: Yeah, the keyword there is, great!
Jonesy: Fine, you just sit there and be grumpy. I'm going to score me a new job!
Opening theme song.
Scene 2:
Scene: The new store, Arcade and Eatz. We see Jonesy is next in line. He then goes up.
Joe: So why do you want to join?
Jonesy: Well… I've gotten fired so many times that I just needed to try and find something I was good at. And that's when I saw this store. (Time lapses) And that's how I got fired from the Party Lime.
Joe: Ok. Now… Shut up!
Jonesy: K, that sounds fair. (Time lapses) And that's how I got fired from the dry cleaners…
Joe: If you shut up, I will give you this job!
Jonesy: Alright, I'll see you at 8!
Joe: That's when we close.
Jonesy: Then at 9; I'll be there pronto!
Scene: Penalty Box.
C. Halder: Masterson.
Jen: Yes Coach?
C. Halder: Why aren't you cleaning up that pile of hockey sticks?
(We see that there is no pile of hockey sticks, they're all put away in the right spot. We see Jen again.)
Jen: What pile?
(Coach Halder walks over to the hockey sticks and knocks them over.)
C. Halder: That pile! 20 minutes in the penalty box!
Jen: (Sad) Yes Coach.
(She walks over to the penalty box in a slump position. She sets it for 20 minutes.)
Jen: (Angry, whispering to self) Why do I still work here? He so owes me big time. In fact, I think I'm going to quit… As soon as I get out of here.
Scene: The video store. We see a huge line up is there. Wyatt and Jude are behind the counter for their boss put them in charge.
Wyatt: If you could just wait a minute please. Sir, sir, sir I'm going to have to ask you to calm down!
Jude: What is going on, dude. I can't take it anymoooooooore! Dude, I quit!
(He falls down onto the floor and starts sucking his thumb in a scared way.)
Wyatt: No man. You can't leave me to work here by myself. I quit too!
(Jude and Wyatt walk out of the store leaving all the people in line angry and yelling at each other.)
Scene: Khaki Barn.
Nikki: (To self) Ugh, I'm sick and tired of this place. (To the clones) Hey clones, I quit!
Christin: K, good for you!
Nikki: (Walking away) Bite me.
Scene: The Big Squeeze. There's a huger line up than at the video store.
Caitlin: This is insane!
Woman: Miss-
Caitlin: No, you miss!
Man: Hello?
Caitlin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's it! (She takes off her uniform) I QUIT! (She throws her uniform on the ground and closes the lemon.)
(She sits down at the table as all her customers leave. Jude, Wyatt, Jen and Nikki all come around the table, grumpily.)
Caitlin: What's with you guys?
Jude, Wyatt, Nikki and Jen: I QUIT!
Caitlin: (Moans) Ugh, me too. I couldn't stand it anymore, all that stress!
Jen: You said it sister.
Jude: Totally, bra.
(Jonesy comes walking over.)
Jonesy: What's the matter with you?
Wyatt: (Moans) Ugh, we quit.
Jonesy: Well calm down, bro. I just scored the newest gig; I now offically work at Arcade and Eatz!
Nikki: What makes it "official"?
Jonesy: I got hired by the boss… Or manager, Or owner or something like that.
Nikki: Oh and I guess this is exciting for you even though you know that you're going to get fired.
Jonesy: Hey, just because you quit your jobs doesn't mean I'm going to get fired!
Jen: That doesn't even make sense. Don't you ever think about what you're going to say before you say it?
Jonesy: Nope, and that's just the way I like it! Oh my, look at the time I got to go.
Jen, Wyatt, Caitlin, Jude and Nikki: (Moans)
Commercial Break: #1.
Scene: Arcade and Eatz, Jonesy walks up to Joe.
Jonesy: Joe, I'm here, I'm clear and ready to do virtually nothing!
Joe: Ok, your first job will be to stand here and make people want to come in.
Jonesy: YES! Finally something I'm good at.
Joe: Oh look at that, it's time for my break!
Jonesy: Alright, fast, easy promotion here I come!
Scene: The Big Squeeze, we see that Jude, Caitlin, Nikki, Wyatt and Jen are still around the table.
Jen: Maybe we should be trying to find new jobs… That we like.
(Everybody slowly gets up and walks separate ways.)
Scene: Arcade and Eatz, Jude sees Jonesy there.
Jude: Hey dude!
Jonesy: Hey Jude, wanna check out some of the Arcade games here?
Jude: Wow… So what do you do?
Jonesy: I'm the greeter… guy.
Jude: Cool.
(Jude walks away.)
Jonesy: No Jude, no wait! I'm sooooo going to get fired.
Scene: Albatroz and Finch. Jen walks up to it and sees Caitlin walk up to it to.
Jen and Caitlin: (Gasps)
Jen: I was here first!
Caitlin: Wait, before we get into a fight, there's no reason we both can't get the job together.
Jen: You're right, let's do it! But, uh, didn't you already apply here once?
Caitlin: Yeah, let's not talk about that.
(Time Lapses)
Caitlin: What do you mean I can't get a job here?
(Caitlin comes walking out of Albatroz and Finch crying, her make up starts running down her face.)
Caitlin: Now for some reason I'm going to have to apply at Stickits!
Scene: Arcade and Eatz, Wyatt comes walking up.
Jonesy: Dude, how would you – because I know you quit – like to get a job here at Arcade and Eatz?
Wyatt: Yeah, and that way when you get fired I would rarely have to see you… Ha-ha-ha…
Jonesy: Dude, that was not cool.
Wyatt: Aw well, I'm still going to apply.
Jonesy: Ok, but you have to wait until Joe gets back – oh look at that, there he is. (Shouting) Yo, Joe! Come here, Wyatt wants to apply!
Joe: Ok what are your skills?
Wyatt: Well, I had worked at 2 stores so far –
Joe: I said skills maggot!
Wyatt: Maggot? Are you Ron-the-Rent a cop?
Joe: No, I'm Joe the owner and creator of this store! Now answer my question, "What are your skills"?
Wyatt: Well, I'm great as a hockey goalie! And that about covers it!
Joe: Not much of a person, are you sure you have what it takes?
Wyatt: I'm positive, I am in need of a job! And I know somebody else who would also love this job!
Jonesy: Sorry dude, Jude wasn't interested… Hey, where is Jude?
Scene: The Big Squeeze, Jude is inside of the lemon.
Jude: This is going to be so cool! Free drinks for me!
(Caitlin comes walking over wanting her old job back. She sees Jude.)
Caitlin: Jude?
Jude: Caitlin?
Caitlin: What are you doing inside of the lemon?
Jude: This is my new job!
Caitlin: Well, I guess there's no reason we both can't work here.
Jude: C'mon in bra, there's lots of room.
Caitlin: (Gets into the lemon) Yeah, and with another person in here it should be twice as um, easy, he…he.
Jude: Yeah bra, and noone will be harshing my mellow!
Caitlin: (Chuckles nervously) Yeah… Heh, yeah.
Commercial Break: #2.
Scene: The Big Squeeze, Jude and Caitlin are in the lemon and everybody except Nikki is around the table. Nikki that walks in.
Jonesy: Sweet, so now we all have jobs!
Nikki: I don't, in fact, I was thinking about rejoining the Khaki Barn.
Caitlin: No you can't. That Khaki Barn stands for everything you loathe, you said so yourself.
Nikki: Yes, but I can't find any other job!
Jonesy: Hey, why don't you come work with Wyatt and I; Joe said he was looking for a girl.
Nikki: That's Wyatt and me and no way, I'd rather work at the KB than with you any day!
Jonesy: C'mon, you know you want to.
Nikki: Uh, no I don't – uh, want to – and even if I did, I still wouldn't! (Gets up and starts walking away) G'bye, I'll see you after my world ends!
Jude: K, bye bra.
Caitlin: Why do you call chicks "bra"?
Jude: 'Cause Nikki said when you're addressing a girl you don't say bro, you say bra.
Caitlin: I guess that kind of makes sense.
Jude: Ok, well later bra, I've got to get back to work!
Caitlin: This is where you work.
Jude: (Chuckles) Oh yeah.
Jonesy: Well Wyatt and I have to go back to Arcade and Eatz before I get fired!
Wyatt: Well see you girls later… Oh, and Jude.
Jen, Caitlin and Jude: Bye.
Scene: Khaki Barn. Nikki walks into there.
Nikki: Hey Kirstin I'm working here again and there's nothing you can do about it.
Christine: I'm Christine not Kirstin and when did you quit?
Nikki: Uh… I didn't, that's all, it was a joke. Haha.
Christine: Whatever.
Nikki (Thoughts): So now everything is almost right with the world again, Jonesy just needs to get fired and I'll know that everything is the way it should be!
Scene: Arcade and Eatz, Jonesy and Wyatt are there. Joe comes walking up to them.
Joe: Well, it's almost closing time; Jonesy I noticed that you haven't attracted a singal customer all day. Your friend on the other hand, well, I don't know what I'd do without him. So Jonesy, you're fired!
Jonesy: Aw man, why is it me that gets fired everyday.
Joe: I can think of one, it might sound crazy but here it goes, this is a TV show and it's your motivation to get fired around the end or the beginning of the episode and make you sad.
Jonesy: Well thanks for motivating me, Joe. That really made me feel special.
Joe: Any time kid.
Jonesy: (Starts walking away) Great, I just got fired from the newest, coolest store ever.
Wyatt: I knew it, I knew Jonesy would get fired and I wouldn't… Hey, wait a minute that shouldn't make me happy, Jonesy's my best friend.
Commercial Break: #3.
Scene: The Big Squeeze, Jude and Caitlin are in the lemon and everyone else is around the table.
Nikki: Well, at least we all have jobs now!
Jonesy: I don't, I got fired, again!
Nikki (Thoughts): Now everything is right with the world.
Nikki: Aw well, you knew it would happen.
Jonesy: Yeah, but it's not fair, it always happens to me! ME!
Jen: I'm so sorry Jonesy, you'll find another job.
Jonesy: No I won't, because from this day forth, I will not get another job. (Jonesy pulls out a newspaper.) Hey look at this, a new store is opening up next weekend in this very mall. I'm going to be the first to get that job!
Jude: That's Jonesy for ya.
THE END!
Script by: Nibbler01 (Stephen)
Thought up by: Nibbler01
Everything by: Nibbler01 (Well, not EVERYTHING.)
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