"I'm a fairy!" Kei shouted drunkenly.
"Kei, did you get into the Sugar again?"
Kei's eyes were glazed over. Sho's eyes gleamed michievously as he tried to figure out a way to take advantage of the situation.
"There was this one... person... that I found in an alley... that had something... that was going... in their arm... I think... maybe... They looked really happy! And vulnerable..." Kei grinned with unbalanced malevolence. He looked as unbalanced as a drunken tightrope walker.
"Kei?" Sho questioned, "Are you drunk?"
"Drunk? No. I'm a fairy," he proclaimed matter-of-factly. "So are you."
The ghost of Toshi wandered in, "He's not drunk; he's high," and popped back out again. Sho did not see him, but Kei most certainly did.
"I'm not high! I'm a fairy, dammit!" Kei shouted at the image as Sho stared at him. With glee.
"If you're a fairy, you have to grant wishes."
"Then I wish..." Kei forgot what he was about to say.
"I wish... that you would let me have my way with-"
"I WISH I WAS A FAIRY!" Kei shouted.
Sho looked at him blankly, not comprehending the workings of a high mind, "I thought you were a fairy."
Kei stared up at the ceiling, "Look! Fairy lights!"
Sho was growing a bit tired of this, "Fairy lights make you fall asleep. Dammit, I refuse not to take advantage of the situation!" Sho pounced. Kei seemed to see him miss, hit the wall, and fall unconscious. In reality, even though he did miss, he ended up falling on top of Kei anyway.
"I... seeeeee... the fairy... lights..." Kei fell unconscious.
"Dammit, it's no fun when he's not awake for it!" Sho looked out the window. There were only a few hours left until dawn. He sighed, "Well, I do know one way to wake him up..." Sho opened his mouth and neared Kei, "Keiiii..." his fangs brushed his fellow vampire's neck.
"The fairies..." Kei whispered in his sleep.
"I'm hungry. I'm still hungry," Sho complained to no one.
Kei woke up, "Not now."