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Chapter 5: Headaches, Hangovers, and Unpleasant Mornings

Thanks to Jess, K'onix, and SaKuRaFaLlz for reviewing! I love you guys!

Jessica was kissing Tezuka. She had just admitted she thought Tezuka was cute.

"What is she doing?...This feels kind of nice…No!" Tezuka then pushed Jessica off of him. He got up and left the party.

"Where's he going? Oh well…." Thought Jess. She looked around the room and saw everyone knocked out. She suddenly had a Fuji/ Shizuka smile on. "This'll be fun…"

Morning…..

"They should be up soon," though Jess. For once, she had gotten up early. She didn't want to miss this because she was sleeping…

Meanwhile, in a spare room Momo had, Shizuka started to wake up. "Mmmm, my head…. Stupid Jess, making me drink." She then put her hand on something warm. She looked to her right and saw a human shaped lump. "Who?" Shizuka poked the thing.

"Nya?" was the response she got.

"Uh oh. I hope its not who I think it is…." Shizuka pulled back the covers. There was Eiji, without a shirt on.

A UNNNYYYYAAA and AAAAAAHHHHH was heard throughout the house. Jessica was laughing her head off. In the guestroom…..

Fuji was trying to wake up the person next to him, who was buried in the sheets. "Shizuka, is that you?"

"Ugh, my head…..," a voice said.

"That doesn't sound like Shizuka. Who is it then?"

The person popped out from under the sheets, revealing it to be Mitsuki. She looked at Fuji, she looked at where they were sleeping, sucked in a big breath and…..

Jessica heard another scream. She was laughing away now. Four sets of stomping feet were heard.

"KAWAMOTO JESSICA!" screamed Shizuka. "THAT WAS NOT IN THE LEAST BIT FUNNY!"

"Wah, Mitsuki!" cried Eiji, as he ran to Mitsuki. "I'm sorry!"

"Not as sorry as Jessica's going to be," threatened Mitsuki. She glared hard at Jessica.

"Fuji!" Shizuka said, as she leaped into his arms.

"Shizuka, you're alright?"

"Yeah, and I know things about Jessica, so we can take revenge on her later."

"Ok. Sounds fun."

Both of them smiled, while plotting the revenge in their heads.

"Ah, you guys shouldn't freak too much. Momo's the one who'll be extremely pissed." Meanwhile, in Momo's room…..

"Arugh, my head. I should have never agreed to that drinking contest. Two cans knocked me out. I'm going to – hmmm? What's this in my bed?"

"Fssssh…."

"…."

"…."

"Arugh! Mamushi, what the hell do you think you're doing? Get out of my bed!"

"What are you talking about? I woke up in this bed! Why would I go around and sleep with a baka like you? (Groan my head)"

"Who're you calling baka, baka Mamushi?"

"You, baka."

"There's only one person in this house who would do something like this! (Well, two. Fuji-senpai and Yuzuriha, but they were both knocked out last night…yeah…)" Momo ran down the stairs screaming Jessica's name. Kaidou followed him. In his family room, Jess, Eiji, Mitsuki, Fuji, and Shizuka were cracking up.

"JESSICA! YOU ARE AN EVIL BITCH!"

"A joke, it's a joke Momo!" Jessica simply said while smiling.

"A JOKE? WHO HAS THE SENSE OF HUMOR TO-"

"Momo-senpai, could you be quiet? In fact, all of you are too loud…," a voice came from a couch. (A/N: Thought I forgot about all of them didn't you?)

"Ah, Echizen! I forgot you guys were all here."

"Urgh, I can't believe you made me drink yesterday. I shouldn't have come over in the first place."

"Why did we all drink in the first place?" Taka-san questioned. He had woken up too.

"No! I can't believe that I drank too! Peer pressure, I gave into it! Why? Kawamoto, you had to bring beer! We were all underage….," Oishi muttered to himself.

"….who drew in my notebook?" Inui asked. Sure enough, there were random drawings and words in Inui's green data notebook. "If no one answers, you'll all have to drink my newest Inui juice: Super Golden Power Reflex Recover Version II." Inui then brought out a glass filled with what looked like dirty brown water mixed with something to make it bubble and have green splotches in it. Everyone stared for a minute, and then scrambled to the door. (Shizuka was pushing Fuji out the door. He would have stayed to drink it, but no way was she. So she had to force him out.)

"Well, I guess you're the culprit Momo. Drink up and enjoy."

"W-wait Inui-senpai! It wasn't me! And I live here! I couldn't leave! Wait noooooooo!"

Outside, down the street…..

"Phew, I'm glad I got out of there. I remember Momo told me his experiences with Inui juice. I don't want to feel that….," Jessica told herself. "I wonder what happened last night…..All I remember is forcing everyone to drink, and then putting them in their 'special' beds…..Except Tezuka. Where was he this morning anyways? Oh well. Better get home so I can wash and go back to sleep…."

That's it for chapter 5! Yes, it is super short, but I kind of have a case of writer's block. By the way, have you guys heard Ometto Samba? It's by Kap to Bin (Eiji, Inui, Momo, and Kaidou.) The song is super cute, super happy, and super hyper! It's a little weird though, but in a good way. Ok I'm rambling now. See you guys in chapter 6!