Here at last, is the anxiously awaited fourth chapter. I am actually proud of most it. Parts I didn't like, but I am too tired to be creative. :yawns: It is a semi long chapter. Though probably not long enough for most of you.

And I noticed, I have not recieved any flames yet. Not a one! I have come up with a theory to that. You people have been brainwashed. :nods: yes brainwashed into loving all my fanfictions. :runs away screaming: ZOMBIES!

Apology to Yachtzee in advance. This does contain some cussing.


Her breathing was shallow. How could he be so dumb? She pressed her weight into her arms and down into her hands. Smiling maniacally; as the wood from the railing splintered and stabbed her soft hands. She would have Chopper pull them out later. Right now her thoughts were on that dumb swordsman.

Ignorant Bastard

She hated him. Hated him with a passion, which burned like an icy cold fire coursing through her veins. Her stomach growled. Screwing her face up in an awkward manner, she walked towards the kitchen. Her stomach and unborn child were demanding chocolate covered anchovies in raspberry sauce. A sickening combo, but nonetheless one she was salivating over. Her hand however stopped on the door. While she had no doubts Sanji-kun would make her this dish. Especially since he would make her whatever she desired. She didn't know where she would even begin to explain why she was requesting such a strange dish. For despite being head over heels in love with her. He would question her, maybe say something the doctor. Who would want to do some examination, which would reveal her delicate situation. And of course Sanji, never having left her side, would be shattered. Then she would need to explain everything that had happened not only to the doctor, but to the rest of the crew as Sanji no doubt would have murdered Zoro and then her child would be fatherless. And Sanji, would swoop in and beg her to marry him, delude himself into thinking he was the real father. Plus then…the whole ship would know! And that was the last thing she wanted or needed right now. The only person who needed to know right now was Zoro. Of course, she couldn't hide this forever. She knew that. Only Luffy, after all, would be dumb enough to not notice her expanding stomach.

"Luffy!" She hissed excitedly. He was known to eat strange things. All she had to do was suggest the dish to him and in no time, he would be beginning the cook for it. She smiled wickedly at her plan.

"Oi! Luffy!" The navigator shouted beckoning her obnoxious captain. Undoubtedly he was perched on his favourite seat- the ram's head. She could have just walked to him. But then she would have had to go past Zoro. She wasn't quite ready to face him again. She needed more time to think and plan on the best way of telling him. Telling someone he is going to be a father is never easy. Especially when that person is insanely strong and only slept with you because you and he were both drunk. So she called out for Luffy again, vainly hoping that he wouldn't slingshot into her, knocking her down or worse. Her hands flew to her abdomen and eyes widened. Sure enough, she could hear gomu gomu no slingshot in the distance. Gasping, she threw herself into the nearest room. Of course this happened to be the kitchen. This meant she threw herself into Sanji's arms.

Looking up at him, she grimaced. As much as she loved him (as a friend). She had to admit (at least to herself) that he was pathetic. Sanji's eyes had turned into hearts and he was wriggling like some weird type of wriggly thing.

"Mellorine!" He exclaimed, nose bleeding.

"Sorry Sanji-kun!" She gushed at him, "Luffy was about to kill me!" She stood up, straightening her clothes.

"Nami-san, shouldn't apologize. Not a goddess such as you!" By now Sanji was little more than a puddle.

Pathetic

She grinned once more at Sanji and left the kitchen. With a sigh, she walked over to the rubber band pirate.

Luffy! You are going to kill someone with that stupid move one day! " She screamed at the captain.

"Sorry Nami!" Luffy replied, pulling his head from the ship's starboard side. Another hole Usopp would need to fix.

"Ano…Luffy?" Nami began, "have you ever tried chocolate coved anchovies dipped in raspberry sauce? She could tell from the captain's face that he was thinking hard. Drool began to run down Luffy's chin. He jumped up and marched towards the kitchen.

"Sanji!" He proclaimed as he shoved the door open.

"You want me to make what!" came Sanji's disgusted reply a couple minutes later. No matter how much he protested however, Luffy was the captain and his orders had to be followed. Minutes later a "curious" Nami joined them. Deciding, it would only be "polite" of her, she ate the cook's newest dish. They finished off the plate in mere seconds, much to the amazement of the queasy chef. Robin walked in, wrinkling her nose at the strange smell.

"Chef-san?" She questioned the blonde, wrinkling her nose at the strange smell.

"Chocolate covered anchovies with raspberry sauce." came his flat reply

"Oh?" The assassin could see Luffy eating this strange dish, but the navigator? She eyed the younger woman carefully. Before smiling lightly and leaving the kitchen.


That night, they gathered on the deck. Stars twinkled down on them and Nami felt as if they were laughing at her. In fact she felt as if everyone was staring at her strangely. Her hand once again flew to her stomach, had it become noticeable so soon? Or course, she was just over reacting, no one was even looking at her. No one except Robin. The dark haired woman stared at her younger crewmate curiously. Robin was not dumb and little slipped past her. Judging by the navigator's still slim physique, she knew the young woman wasn't very far along. I wonder who the father is. The eldest crew member debated whether she should confront Nami or not. Something like this affected the whole crew after all and everyone deserved to know about it. Tomorrow they would be at a new Island. There she would bring it up casually.

Morning came in the form of a bleak and dreary day. As usually Luffy ran off in pursuit of meat. This time, it was decided that Nami and Robin would stay behind. Angry that she had to watch the ship again, but relieved to not be watching it with Zoro, Nami resigned herself to drawing maps. Robin sat in her chair pretending to read. It took only ten minutes for Nami to come back out to the deck and look wistfully towards the town. She really didn't want to stay on the ship. However it would take three days before the log pose settled to a new field. She could just explore the town tomorrow. Squeals of laughter, caught her attention and she soon found herself watching a group of children play. Smiling, she unconsciously placed a hand over her stomach. Robin smiled and walked over to the expecting mother.

"Motherhood is a beautiful thing."

"What?" Nami blushed and looked away from the children.

"It isn't something that you should fear, though going through it alone can be frightening." The archaeologist continued, noting the blushing navigator. Nami felt as if she couldn't breathe. Robin knew? She looked at the older woman, with big eyes. Who else knew? Then everything went black.


Chopper had gone with Luffy and Usopp. The three of them had been sitting at a restaurant, enjoying the meal and each other's company. Usopp was telling them about one of his many adventures, both Chopper and Luffy staring at him in amazement.

"Then as it looked like the giant mosquito was going to drink all of my blood. I, the great Captain Usopp-sama, with the last of my strength, pulled out a big can of bug sprayed and" Chopper was distracted by something pulling on his shorts. Turning his attention to the floor, he saw one of Robin's hands. Excusing himself, he ran back to the ship, wondering what had happened.

"Nami?" The little one questioned her, when she woke up. "Why didn't you tell me." She frowned and shifted uncomfortably. Looking at the floor rather than Chopper or Robin. She bit her lower lip and blinked back tears. Now two more crew members knew, she wished she could just sink into the floor.

'I was embarrassed."

" You need regular check ups! Your body is changing, you have to eat more and rest more!" the tiny doctor rambled on. Nami could only nod. Robin, placed an arm around her.

"We are here for you." She soothed the other. "Have you told the father yet." Nami shook her head.

"Then perhaps that is the first thing you should do."

"No!" The doctor stated firmly. "First thing she needs to do is rest. I will make you a tea that won't harm the baby and will help you sleep." Once again the navigator nodded and shuffled off to her room. She sat on her bed, cradling her head in her hands until Chopper brought her the liquid, wordlessly she took it and drank it. Chopper, smiled and patted her on the knee.

"Ne. Chopper?" She whispered. He turned and look at her. "Please don't tell anyone else. He nodded and left the room, as she drifted off to sleep.


By the time, she awoke night had fallen. She sat up in bed and stared into the darkness. Chopper and Robin knew. With determination, she got out of bed and lit a candle. She knew there was only one thing to do. Holding back more tears, she scribbled something on parchment. There was no other way, she knew. A baby would hinder everything. It was now or never. With a ragged breath, she signed her name, blew out the candle and left her room.

She paused long enough to adjust the sack on her back and take one last look at the ship.

"Good bye everyone."


Oh I am wicked to leave you at that. I know it. Wicked Wicked Wicked. :Gleams:

And sorry to any Sanji fans reading this. I don't hate Sanji, but I do find him somewhat pathetic. Sorry!

Shadowmaniac: I sorry, I tried to make this one longer

Yachtzee::huggles: No you weren't being mean or rude! I just tend to over explain myself at everything. And are you mormon? I had a friend who was mormon and was very much like that. If you aren't mormon, then I will make you mormon : dances around throwing glitter:

Mushroom::hides: Don't yell so loud! I updated! Calm down!

Martina: I am glad you liked my other stories! I hope to keep making old fans come back and new fans follow me.

Blue: Hello again. Yes the look on his face will be priceless. I have already decided how Zoro is going to find out. :evil laughter:

Wolfie: yes two days! lol Highschool I was always really busy though, so I know what you are going through.

Lilo: You are welcome for the Zoro pov. And Zoro is quite ignorant isn't he?

Ajfoo: Thank you and sorry about the second chapter.