Dedication: Brian and Tenten4Neji because they suggested this

Story Status: Chapter Two

Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura

Summary: Sasuke picked up a book he found on the ground. Will he try it out?

How to kiss a Girl 101

"Since I have no use for this," said Neji with a grin. He drops the book on the floor and pats his hands

"I'm going to throw it away," With that Neji left with the same grin plastered on his face

'But maybe I should purchase the second book…' he thought but then quickly discard it 'Nah…'

The book, how to kiss a girl 101, was on the ground but not on any ground. It was on the ground of the sidewalk where Uchiha Sasuke lived! So when the Uchiha prodigy walked out of his humble home, he can't help but noticed the small book on the ground. His reaction was the same as Neji's

"How to kiss a Girl 101?" He made a face and decided to throw it away but then he noticed the tag on the top left of the book

"Hinata, remember to give it back to me. Arigato!" he said with a plain tone and his eyes cast down on the author who had wrote that

'Sakura huh…' He made another face but it was a pleasant one. So Sasuke shrugged and decided it to read the first page. After all it's just a book right?

Do you want to get the girl of your dreams? Or you just plain scared to get her? Hahaha…what kind of weakling are you? Have you even kissed a girl? Pathetic! Well do not fret since this guide will help you get the girl you want!

He rolled his onyx eyes and was thinking of discarding the book

'This is just plain pointless,' Sasuke put the book in his pocket and walked around. His eyes cast around everywhere but then he saw a familiar pink haired girl surrounded with her 'fan boys' His eyes twitch

"Nande yo?" he whispered but then he shrugged thinking he wouldn't care. The book suddenly dropped down and it opened up in the middle (After about purchasing the second book. I guess Neji didn't look further haha!)

You already kissed her and now she's your girlfriend! Told you this guide would work! Now are you jealous of the guys around her? Well then all you have to do is push those guys around and swing your arms around her waist and say "Yo! She's my girl!" and forcefully kiss her right there! Remember, this guide is not responsible for any bitch slaps, guys going into a tantrum, or any other necessary pain!

His eyes twitch once more when he read it so he tried to ignore what he just read. Sasuke took his book and put it in his pocket once more but then he noticed Sakura with her fan boys again. Something stirred in Sasuke but he wasn't sure what it was. Maybe it's the look in Sakura's face…or maybe it's just that damn book!

'Stupid book! Why did I put it in my pocket in the first place?' he scold to himself

He tried (keyword: tried) to ignore Sakura when he past her but that feeling stirred in him again. His eyes twitch as he saw the boys declaring their love to Sakura. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. He ran back in the middle of the crowd in front of Sakura and glaring menacingly at them

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said shockingly. The guys were glaring at him but he felt no faze and he wrapped Sakura's waist with his arms. All of them were shock! It was like Naruto quits eating Ramen! Hinata stopped liking Naruto and have an attraction towards Shikamaru! It was like Shikamaru stop looking at clouds and start dating girls! All in all, it was like impossible!

"Yo! She's my girl!" He hissed but then twitch. Oh shit. He didn't just do that did he? And that's not the most shocking part. Right there…he just kissed her in front of more than half the Konoha boys in the village. For a minute, all guys departed because they can't compete with an Uchiha. Now…even though everyone was gone, Sasuke can't stop kissing! So Sakura (SAKURA!) stopped the kiss and blinked. Sasuke twitched.

He couldn't face Sakura so he turned around and ran away. Sakura had a full-blown blush on her face as she stared at Sasuke's disappearance.

'Damn book,' he cursed to himself. But when he reached up to touch his hot cheeks, he slowly changed his mind

'But then again, it is good for something,' With a smirk, he threw the book on the ground not knowing who else will pick it up. He placed his hands in his pocket and walked away from the book…

'Besides I already got a kiss. Don't need it now,' He thought silently with a chuckle

End

Very OOC isn't it? Well next is Naruto. So what will happen? Will he actually do it? Oh I will update Assassin tales…when I finish it. I'm almost done…(yeah about 2 percent done) Er…yeah don't worry about that. Well I didn't want to continue this story but my friends (you got to thank my friends for that) wanted me to add Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru because it's their favorite pairings. Geez…