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Chapter 9: Revenge Is the Best Dish Served Cold

Thanks to Jess, Mitsuki, LuCkY-SiZzA, K'onix, xxlemonsxx, and KatrinaKaiba for reviewing! You all get cookies!

"Here Jess. I have a booklet of things I've done to the Fuji Syuusuke fan club. I try to give them something new every time. That way, they won't know what's coming!" Shizuka told Jessica as they were walking to school.

"Ah, I see," Jess commented. "Wow, she even did stuff like this? That's harsh…..but not harsh enough for Hara Chiaki."

"Um, if anyone asks, I'm just an innocent bystander," Mitsuki told her 'evil' friends.

"So I'm going to demonstrate one to you, and then I want to see you try."

"Ok ok. Good plan. Hey, what does this 'toilet paper' mean?"

"Ah! That was one time when I…."

"Heh heh, are they even listening to me?" Mitsuki thought while sweat dropping. (A/N: Awh, poor Mitsuki. Don't worry! You shall have an Eiji moment in upcoming chapters!)

At school…

"Hey Jess, see that girl there?" Shizuka asked.

"That one? With the ribbon in her hair?"

"Yeah. That's Aizawa Tsukimi. She's the vice president of the Fuji fan club. Watch this…"

Shizuka glided up to Aizawa Tsukimi. She something wrapped in a handkerchief hiding behind her.

"Tsuki-chan!" Shizuka called out in a sweet voice.

"Gah! Yuzuriha!" A look of fear appeared on Tsukimi's face.

"Why are you so scared? I just came to give you some chocolate! You like chocolate, right?"

"Nnnn, uh, yeah I do like chocolate, but…"

"What? What is it?" (A/N: Shizuka has a Fuji like smile on right now.)

"Uh…."

"You don't want this chocolate? Oh, I feel kinda upset that you don't want it. Sniff, after all I went through to make this for you…"

Tears started to come to Shizuka's eyes. She truly looked saddened.

"Ah! No! I will take it! Just don't get upset!"

"Really? Yay! You've made me so happy! Try a piece now!"

"Ok! Here I go…"

Tsukimi then stuffed a huge piece into her mouth. She chewed for a while, with a smile on her face. The smile grew smaller and smaller. Tsukimi's lips started turning red. Her ears and face too.

"WAH! HOT! SUPER HOT! WATER!"

"Ara? Sorry, I guess that chocolate was meant for my Syuusuke-kun! Don't approach him with lunch ever again! That's my job!"

"AHHHHH!" Tsukimi then ran down the hallways to the nearest water fountain.

"Sorry Jess. That wasn't my best. It was a quick one."

"No! That was great! I can't wait to try one of these on Hara," Jessica said.

"Hee hee, well now that you've seen me, it's your turn. Go get her Jess!"

"Yeah!"

The bell happened to ring at that time.

"Uh, I guess I'll try at lunch then. Thanks Shizuka!"

Later, at lunch…

Jessica had managed to get her hands on some Inui juice. (Thanks to Mitsuki and Eiji for getting it for her!) "Now to go find that bitch…Heh heh, step one of Kawamoto's revenge is in action!"

She had managed to run into Chiaki in the hallway.

"Oh! Hara-san! I was just looking for you!"

"Eh? Kawamoto, what on earth do you want?"

"Well, I heard that you're the Tezuka club president. That means you'll get your hands on whatever Tezuka's touched, right?"

"Of course! Why are you telling me this? Its not like you can get your hands on any Tezuka stuff though."

"Oh, that bitch…" Jess thought sourly. "Well, it just so happens that I stumbled across his water bottle! I was walking behind him this morning, and it fell out of his bag. I thought that you would want it. Oh, and it's still full. If you drink out of it, it'll be like getting an indirect kiss from Tezuka!" (A/N: Of course this isn't really Tezuka's bottle. It's just some random bottle filled with Inui juice.)

"Gimmie that! Ah, getting an indirect kiss from Tezuka-sama…" Chiaki then gulped down the contents of the bottle. Her face turned blue after a second. "Oh god, I gotta go throw up!" She ran off to the bathroom, Jess following behind.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! I don't now what Tezuka drinks…," Jess 'apologized to Chiaki.

"Blarugh!" Was the sound of Chiaki's throwing up.

Suddenly, a buzzing noise was heard. And some of Chiaki's hair fell to the floor. In fact, a lot of it fell to the floor.

"What are you doi- blah!"

"Oh nothing. There was this one strand of hair on your head that was bothering me. Don't worry; I got rid of it for you. In fact, I got rid of a lot."

"You, you…ugh!"

"And here's a bit of advice… Don't you dare go near Tezuka again. If I see you bring cookies to him ever again, I'll personally shove those cookies up your ass."

A look of fear spread across Chiaki's face. "I promise I won't go near him again! Please just leave me alone! Ugh!"

"Good. Keep to your word Hara, or else…" Jessica then left the bathroom. "Finally, I've gotten back at her! Oh yes, I mustn't forget one little surprise left for Chiaki when she leaves…"

"Jessica! How did it go?" Shizuka called out from down the hall.

"You didn't do anything too harmful to her, right?" asked Mitsuki.

Suddenly, a splash, crash, and scream was heard. "Why don't you go see for yourselves? I'm gonna go eat my lunch now. See you guys later!"

Mitsuki and Shizuka peeked into the bathroom. There, covered in hot pink paint, stood a bald and blue faced Hara Chiaki.

"Nrugh….hehehehehehehehe," Shizuka started to giggle.

Mitsuki tried to hold in her laughter, but was starting to fail.

"Noooo!" screamed Chiaki.

And Jessica walked down the hallway arrogantly, laughing and smirking all the way down.

And that's the end of the revenge chapter! Sorry if you aren't satisfied with revenge, but that's the best I could think of right now. School starts tomorrow, so I'll update whenever I have the time. Please R/R!