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Story Status: Chapter four

Pairings: Shikamaru/Ino

Summary: A book hits Shikamaru. Will he read it or will it be too troublesome of him?

Note: And I do like Chouji. XP Oh go to to check out the latest manga haha

How to Kiss a Girl 101

"Itai!" The lazy ninja rubbed his head while yawning. He was in the middle of a nap when the book hit him in the head. Shikamaru stared at it for a while but then watch the clouds as the book laid beside him

"How troublesome…" he mutters before falling asleep. Suddenly a shadow looms over Shikamaru but he didn't notice. The chubby guy besides him saw the book and blinked

"Hey Shikamaru…" the chubby guy started out as he picked up the book. Shikamaru pop his left eye open and saw Chouji, his best friend. Then he shuts his eyes again

"Nande yo?" he mutters sleepily

"Why do you have this book?" said Chouji holding it out. Shikamaru snorted and said,

"It disturbed my sleeping. So can you get it away from me?" Chouji shrugged and looked inside the book

"Hey Shikamaru," Chouji started out again

"Nani?" he said in an annoyed tone. It is his best friend but he was feeling a little bit annoyed because he didn't catch up with his sleep since he's became Chunnin.

"Did you know you can shut a girl's mouth by kissing her?" He gazed inside the book. Shikamaru mutters

"That's too troublesome," Chouji shrugged once more then dropped the book

"Ja ne," Chouji walked away from Shikamaru to not disturb of him anymore

"Ja…ne…" he mutters as he slowly drifts to sleep but his sleep will be interrupted again because a certain blond girl came over to 'talk' to Shikamaru. She eyed at the pink book and slammed the poor Ninja's head with the book

"SHIKAMARU!" She shrieked. He rubbed his head while looking at her lazily

"What is it Ino?" He yawned

"Why do you have this book?" She snarled evilly. Shikamaru turned to the book then turned to her

"It's not mine," He shrugged before lying down again. Bad mistake. She twitched and slammed it over his head one more time

"You lazy bum! If you work a little bit harder, you would be Jounin right now! I bet if Sasuke…"

'Blah blah blah…' That's what Shikamaru is hearing but he fell asleep again before Ino hits him again

"Baka!"

'How ironic. I'm stupid and yet I have over 200 IQ,' Shikamaru rubbed his head once more. Then Ino starts to talk about him might lose his rank and what nots. He rolled his eyes and shrugged. Shikamaru remembered what Chouji said to him before so guess what he did?

He forced his lips onto hers with his eyes closed. It stayed like that for a few second but then he departed and Ino stood there in shock. He gave a silent triumph grin

'Heh, that book is right. It does make a girl quiet,'

Shikamaru walked away from Ino…but he didn't expected for Ino to pin him down and crushing her lips to his. Ino stood up with a smirk

"Now who's quiet you baka? Did you know you just stole my first kiss! I can't believe…" Shit. She's talking again. He stood up and kissed her again

"Oomph," That's all Ino said. Shikamaru departed and rolled his eyes

"Can't you shut up?" Ino smirked

"I think another kiss would make me…"

Shikamaru smirked back as he wrapped his arms over Ino's waist and Ino threw the book at the sky

Meanwhile…

The book landed in front of a certain lazy white haired Ninja…Hatake Kakashi…

End

Ok so I didn't make Shikamaru too OOC but I made Ino OOC XP yeah next is Kakashi. I would probably pair him up with Kurenai or Anko. Hehe…so let's see what happens next! Review please!