Dedication: Victims of Hurricane Wilma and Hurricane Katrina

Story Status: Chapter five

Pairing: Kakashi/Anko

Summary: A book caught Kakashi's eye. Would he put down the Icha Icha Paradise and take a glance at this book?

Note: Many people wanted Anko/Kakashi so I decided to do Anko and Kakashi. Oh and I am making a spin off (I actually planned it too) it's called "Ten ways to kiss a guy" featuring the Kunoichis of Konoha! But got to finish this story first. Also, Shino, Kiba, Lee, and Gaara play a big part to it! (You'll see at the end…) I like Gai by the way

How to Kiss a Girl 101

"…" Since Kakashi is a Jounin he stopped at the book that landed in front of him even though his head is in the book of Icha Icha Paradise. For a nanosecond he took a glance down at the book then went back to his. He shrugged and went past the book but…

"Kakashi! You're reading that vile again!" said an annoying voice. Kakashi groaned knowing who it was…

"Gai!" He said without turning. The green jounin who pinged and gave a good guy pose said loudly

"You're truly my rival! You knew it was me!" Kakashi winced and kept on walking. Gai, who picked up a certain book, moved in front of Kakashi

"KAKASHI! Why not read this book? I bet it's more educational then that nasty book you always read!" Gai had a twisted look on his face as he stared at Kakashi's Icha Icha paradise but Kakashi's lazy look stared at Gai

"What did you say?" Gai screamed once more pointing at Kakashi

"OMG! You are truly my rival! I have another challenge for you! AND SINCE IT'S MY TURN!" Kakashi winced once more. He knew what will happen…

"You must read this book! AND TEST IT OUT!" Gai giggled as he held the pink book in front of him. Kakashi's lazy look appeared again and pushed the book away

"No," He simply said. Gai's eyes widen and screamed out

"THEN YOU FORFEIT! Good! Score is 200 – 199. Wait till I tell everyone the great Sharigan warrior can't do one simple thing," Gai taunted at him but Kakashi looked at him one more

"What did you say?"

"OMG!" Kakashi rolled his eyes and said,

"How about this Gai…if I do this challenge, you won't make any more challenge for a month," Gai greedily nodded and said,

"YOSH! AND IF I FAIL I'LL RUN FIVE HUNDRE-" But Kakashi took the pink book from Gai and gave Gai the Icha Icha Paradise

"You must read this too Gai. After all if I read one thing, you have to read too," Kakashi chuckled while Gai's eyes widen

"Good luck…" He left Gai and opened the pink book and skimmed it

A girl of your dreams (and mine) should be tough, ferocious, and fierce! After all, if she's fierce on the outside then she must be on bed!

Kakashi gave another laugh. He liked this book already. Kakashi shrugged

'So all I got to do is kiss a girl and no more Gai,'

His eyes wondered and saw Kurenai with Asuma. He shook his head

'Nope Asuma will kill me that is if he could,' He gave another laugh

"Kakashi…" Uh oh. He knows that voice. It was the beastly sound that had always annoy him about the mask of his…

"Ah Anko-san!" Kakashi puts his hand over his head and his other hand with the pink book. She eyed at the book and puts her hands on her hips

"Why do you have that book?" Kakashi rolled his eyes and shrugged. Anko's eyes twitch and grabbed his collar

"You lazy ninja! Every time I ask a question you always roll your eyes then shrug! What the hell is that about!" She screamed. Uh oh. Anko saw the glint in his right eye. She immediately let go and tried to run away but Kakashi grabbed her arm and moved his mask crushing his lips at hers. Anko's eyes widen as his mask was pulled back up and his face was pleasant

"Did you know if a girl is fierce on the outside then she's fierce on the bed?" He had a perverted look again but Anko's eyes twitch and slammed the pink book on his head

"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!" He ran away from her with another pleasant look on his face but Anko threw the book with all of her strength at him. Being a Jounin, he dodged it

'Gai's right. It's best to read other stuff for one,' Another perverted grin while Anko keep chasing him

Meanwhile…

"ITAI!" Apparently, Anko threw the book at Asuma who felt the book's impact. In front of him was Kurenai…

But what about Gai…?

"NO Izumi! Don't sleep with him!" Gai screamed as he sat down reading the book

'Now I know why Kakashi is obsess with this…'

End

Asuma is next! Yup, yup OOC indeed. I like to put Gai in because…I like Gai! Anyways review please.