Dedication: Tori, Zack, and all my reviewers
Story status: Chapter six
Pairing: Kurenai/Asuma
Summary: Asuma got his by the book. Will he put down the cigarette and finally kiss Kurenai?
Note: I'm not doing Gai, Chouji, or Jiraiya
Iluvsasukeandrobin: As much as I like the two together, I must not. However in my spin off "Ten ways to Kiss a Guy" I will have Sasuke/Sakura! Plus in my upcoming story (Might upload, might not) "Best Years of our Lives: College Days"
AQuA rHaPsOdY:Hehe…I'm trying not to make any of them Out of Character. You'll see in this chapter…
KaiKaiCutie: Yup you got to love the perverted Jounin
Jays Arrayan: I like to do…lots of surprising stuff hehe…Gai is one of my favorite Jounins so yosh!
Silentwater: After this one, there's one more and I'm done! Then I can start on my spin off hehe…
Kajiin: Yes many people wanted Kakashi/Anko. It's more interesting that way anyways
Clark Cradic: Not Gai, but you'll see in this chapter. There's a lot of foreshadowing too
Joekool: Maybe, maybe not. But I'm not telling…
Ghostfang: And I'm updating. Hehe…
QWERT: Jiraiya and Tsunade? Well I don't know them that well except they're Sannin and thanks. I like the Naruto one too, I sort of just went along with it
Warprince2004: Hehe…well I'm almost done with this story.
How to Kiss a Girl 101"ITAI!" He screamed as he felt his head getting hit by a book. Kurenai, who was in front of him, ran towards him as she saw the book making an impact to his head. Asuma shook his head and grinned
"I'm alright," Kurenai sighed in relief and Asuma pulled out a cig. Then Kurenai angrily hits his head
"ITAI! What was that for?" he glared dropping the unlit cig
"Mou!" She stormed off and Asuma kept his glare while pulling his cig out again. He lit it and took a huff while holding a book on his other hand
"How to kiss a girl? Geez I know how to do that," He was about to throw it away but it slipped out of his hand and opened up in the middle. Asuma stared at it before he reads the book. He took another huff then glared at the book
"It's all your fault," he hissed but he eyed at the book
If you have cigarette breath, don't even bother to get a girl. Girls hate people who smoke
Asuma kicked the book
"What do you know?" he mutters before taking another huff. Asuma glared at it again and left the area. He puts his hand in his pockets and gazed around until his eyes set down on the red eyed kunoichi
"Hmph…" She was sitting alone in the Ichiraku eating ramen. He stared at her for a few minutes but then at that time her gaze moved to Asuma's. He blushed but then flicked his head back while taking another huff. Kurenai glared at him then went back eating
Asuma took another huff but then he saw the book in front of him again. Another glare.
"Kuso…" He threw the cig away while holding the book
"Baka book…" He hissed while opening it up again
To ask a girl for forgiveness, grab some roses, kneel on one leg, and apologize! I'm sure she'll kiss you! If not then just buy her some expensive crap but it's worth it!
"Hmm…interesting…" he muttered then shrugged while holding the book as he went to go buys some roses. Asuma rolled his eyes and paid the Yamanaka mistress some money
"Where's Ino-san?" Asuma said. Ino's Okaasan's smile grew big and whispers into his ears. His eyes went big and dashed out of the shop
"I don't need that much information about Ino and Shikamaru. Mou…" His hand is on his temple while holding the book and roses on one hand. He went back to the Ichiraku stand and still saw Kurenai eating alone. Asuma smiled and walked smoothly towards her
"A-Asuma?" She said startled as she saw the roses.
"Forgive me," He said politely. Kurenai gave him a heart-warming smile and hugged him.
"So you'll quit smoking?" Her smile went big but he frowned
"What are you talking about girl? I am not quitting smoking," She twitched and grab the roses and smacked him on his head but Asuma grabbed her wrist before she can move. Kurenai glared at him and said,
"Let me go Asuma-san," Asuma glared back, which made her startled, and said,
"I am who I am. You cannot change a person. It's who they are," Kurenai's gaze drops down and hugs him once more
"Gomen nasai," Asuma sighs and said,
"But…if it makes you happy, I'm not going to smoke on our dates," He rolled his eyes as she hugged him tightly once more. Kurenai pecked him on the lips and said,
"Arigato Asuma-san," She dashed off while Asuma stared at her with a smile on his face
"Guess you were wrong, book. I can get a girl," He smirked as he left the book on the stands of the Ichiraku. Unknowingly…a certain Chunnin teacher came on by at the seat of where the book was…
"Welcome Iruka-san!" Teuchi said happily
EndIf no one knows who's Teuchi. That would be Ayame's father but I don't know who to pair up Iruka with. Maybe Shizune…or maybe Shizune and Ayame! That would be funny to see! Oh and the next chapter would be the final chapter!