Dedication: Red Fox, KaiKaiCutie, crasiness, heffer123, babykitty2270, Miyuki Kinomoto, aQuA rHaPsOdY, Kaikira Matsunaga, and warprince2000

Story status: Chapter Seven

Pairing: Shizune/Iruka/Ayame

Summary: Iruka found a book. What happens when two girls fight for him?

How to Kiss a Girl 101

"Welcome Iruka-san!" Teuchi said happily as Iruka Umino waltz in with a frustrated face and his hands almost pulling his hair out. He sat down next to the book and rose up his fingers while closing his eyes and said,

"Give me the usual Teuchi-kun," Teuchi smiled and started working on Iruka's beef ramen. Teuchi's daughter, Ayame, blinked and leaned in front of the counter and tilted her cute face

"What's wrong Iruka-san?" she said with a small frown. She's been admiring from him from afar and always sees her best customer (Naruto) with him

"Konohamaru sent in the rats during class time and everyone freaked out. I swear, he's becoming like Naruto every day," He huffed out. Ayame's frown went to a small smile. Naruto wasn't a bad kid…at times.

"Ah well, we'll give you an extra beef ramen free of charge!" she said happily while clapped her hands as she went for to work for the ramen. Iruka's face brightens and gave his small smile

"Arigato Ayame-chan," She almost fainted when he said her name but Ayame held on a little longer and worked on his beef ramen.

But unluckily for her, a jounin came in and not any normal Jounin. It was the apprentice of Tsunade-sama, Shizune. She came in with the same frustrated face Iruka had and ordered what Iruka had ordered. Teuchi nodded as he worked on the two beef ramen

"Aa Shizune-san!" Iruka said happily. Shizune opened her eyes and saw the chunnin teacher

"Iruka-san, I didn't know you were here," She smiles and gave a little nod. Shizune saw a small pink book next to Iruka and pointed to him

"Is that yours?" Iruka looked at what she was pointing and it was a small pink book almost in perfect condition titled 'How to Kiss a Girl 101' by Shira Leki

He frowned and took a little look in the book

Eh? You got two girls fighting for you? Well in our opinion we should just kick back and watch, we love a catfight. Rowrr! But if you don't want to (You're not a guy at all!) then to stop is to compliment them both and kiss them at the same time

"Nope that's not mine but it's a nice book isn't it?" He blushed which was bad timing because Ayame went in with his beef ramen and saw the two ninjas looking at each other. She frowns and puts the ramen in front of Iruka. He puts down the book and smiled at her

"Here you go Iruka-san!" she said happily but there was a hint of sadness in it. Her father stares at her confusingly and told her daughter to give the ramen to the other girl. She nods slowly but grinned wildly. Ayame puts something in Shizune's food and gave it to her

"Here you go…" she said quietly. Shizune frowns and stares at her ramen. It was red and I mean bright red

"I…ordered beef ramen," Shizune said confusingly. Ayame's eyebrow went up and stared at both of them

"There's nothing wrong with it," she said nonchalantly. Shizune's frown grew bigger and was about to order her to take it back but Iruka interrupted her before she could

"Ah we should eat neh Shizune? Ayame worked hard for it," he said with a smile. Shizune twitched and gave a forced grin

"Right," They both grabbed chopsticks and both said,

"Itadakimasu," and broke the chopstick and they both reached for the noodles. Shizune twitched once more and Iruka was smiling at her. Damn. She took a bite and immediately asked for water. Ayame snickered and Iruka stared at both of them confusingly

"TEME!" Shizune hissed as she finally got a drink. Ayame put on an innocent face and puts her hands in defense

"Nande yo? I didn't do anything," She said innocently. Shizune stepped up on the counter and pointed her fingers at her

"You wanted to kill me don't you?"

"You want Iruka-san for yourself?" she retorted. Shizune gasped and said,

"I do not! You're such a-"

"Well you're a-"

As the two girls bicker senselessly, Iruka felt a headache coming up and decided to stop them

"ladies…" but they wouldn't stop. They kept on bickering and things got worse when Shizune was about to use her ninja skills on Ayame

"Shizune! Ayame!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. The two girls glare at him and screamed,

"Stay out of this!" Iruka twitched and felt a chill. Something was about to go wrong. Horribly wrong…

"Come on Ayame…" Teuchi tried to reasonably talk to his daughter but…

"Oh no! Iruka-san!" A pile of hot ramen flew on top of Iruka. The two girls gasped in horror and came rushing to him

"Hot…" he choked and Ayame and Shizune immediately took the ramen bowl out of his head

"Daidouji?" Ayame said weakly. Iruka's eyes were bloodshot red and whispered to both of them

"You are both great girls but I will and always will be a bachelor," Shizune and Ayame's head droops down and Iruka sighed. He was going to regret this but…

He swoops down to kiss Shizune's face first then Ayame. The two girl brightly turned red and stuttered simultaneously

"Ah…we…." Iruka puts his money down on the counter and left angrily the ramen stand. Teuchi, Shizune, and Ayame were all quiet but then Shizune spoke up

"He kissed me first you know," Ayame twitched and glared at her

"Oh what do you know?" And the bickering went on…

Teuchi slapped his forehead knowing this will probably go on all night…

And what happened to the book?

Iruka grabbed the book on the way out and thought if this hadn't came in the store he wouldn't know how to get the girls quiet. He gave a small smile and saw Shino, Kiba, Gaara, and Lee around the corner. Iruka gave the book to them

"Here you might need it someday," he said happily as Shino pushed back his dark glasses, Kiba and Lee were prancing around, and Gaara stood there. Iruka left and still felt the pain shot in his head

"Looks like we got the book back," Shino said quietly. Kiba grinned and Lee puts up his nice guy pose

"Yatta! Our book! I thought Sakura-san had lost it!" Kiba said with a smile while Akamaru barked happily

"We should show this book to our teammates someday!" said Lee holding the book in front of Gaara

Gaara's arms were crossed and had a small smile

"I think they already seen it…"

End

Yes many questions are unanswered like where was Kankurou and Temari? And other stuff…well I meant to put this on the book

"How to kiss a Girl 101"

By Shira Leki

If you guys didn't get it…

Shino

Gaara

Lee

Kiba

So yeah they were creators of the book. Weird ending neh? Anyways and thus that concluded the final chapter of…

How to Kiss a Girl 101

Whoo I'm done! Read and review xP