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Chapter 14: Don't Mess With Me

Chapter 13: Thanks to all my reviewers! Uh, all of you seem to hate Ryuuku…Oh well, that's what he's there for!

Chapter 14: Mitsuki Hikari: I don't think Jess has seen your Kunimitsu comment yet. Nfu nfu nfu (why am I laughing? Mizuki style?)

BLACK EYELINER89: Yay! It's Tezuka's birthday! We must go do something to celebrate…

yakamashi: Thanks for the correction. I've only heard happy birthday in Japanese twice, so I didn't really remember how to say it…

Posterior Praiser: Um, thanks for your suggestions. I guess I'll try to use them in the future. By the way…mary sue? Whuzzat mean? (There's more I want to ask you, but it'll take up too much space.)

Last time:

"Heh, I told you, no girl rejects me. You're no exception." Ryuuku grabbed Jessica's arm.

"Hey, what the hell- ugh!" Jess started talking, but Ryuuku threw her to the ground.

"Heh heh. I'll show you a real good time Kawamoto…" Ryuuku reached for Jess' uniform. He removed the bow.

"W-what are you doing? Stop!" Jess screamed desperately.

"Ah, such a wonderful scream you have."Ryuuku started lifting up Jess' skirt.

"Nooooo!"

"Damn it, I said stop!" Jess screamed. She pulled out a small container from her pocket. It was pepper spray.

"What the fu- Ah! You bitch!" Ryuuku rubbed his eyes desperately.

"Kurae! Kawamoto Nut Crusher! (A.k.a. Kawamoto Kick)" Jessica delivered a swift kick to Ryuuku's balls.

"Gah!" Ryuuku let go and went into a fetal position, holding his crotch. "$"

"Hn? What's that? You want me to kick your left nut too?"

"!$"

"Yeah, that's what you get for messing with me!" Jess then picked up a soda can and shook it. She opened it in Ryuuku's direction. "Go!" A burst of orange soda sprayed onto Ryuuku.

"And to finish it off…KYYAHH!" Jess ran off to the tennis courts, screaming her head off.

To Mitsuki and Shizuka…

Mitsuki and Shizuka were watching tennis practice, waiting for Jess to return. Mitsuki suddenly started to look around.

"Hey, did you hear something?" she asked.

"What? I don't hear anything…," Shizuka answered.

"Wah!"

"Uh, it's Jessica."

Jess had run into the tennis courts. She had spotted Tezuka right away and ran over to him. "Tezuka! Tezuka!"

"Kawamoto?"

"Tezuka…he…and I…then…he cornered…no chance…oh…," Jessica stuttered. She started crying.

"Kawamoto, calm down. Speak slower…"

"It's Tokiwa. He-"

"There you are!" Ryuuku shouted. He came onto the courts limping and dripping wet. It looked like he was still in pain from the Kawamoto nut crusher.

"Eek!" Jess ran behind Tezuka, and tried to act and look like an innocent victim. "Damn, this guy really doesn't give up!"

"Hey you! Move! I have to teach Kawamoto a lesson!"

All Ryuuku got was silence and a Tezuka Glare.

"Not gonna move eh? Then I challenge you to a tennis match! Winner gets Kawamoto!"

"Fine."

"Hey, don't treat me like some trophy or prize!" Jess exclaimed, popping out from behind Tezuka. "You too Tezuka!"

"One set match, ok?" Ryuuku said.

"Hn."

"Arugh! Tezuka, what kind of a boyfriend are you? Treating me like some thing…" Jessica thought sourly.

Game Start…

"Heh, no way can this guy win against me. I'm the Blue Tiger," muttered Ryuuku. He had the first serve, and was bouncing the tennis ball up and down. "Here I come!" Ryuuku served the ball. The serve was pretty decent, but looked like it could be easily returned.

"Come on Tezuka, kick his butt!" Jess thought, knowing that Tezuka would easily return the ball.

But the ball flew right past Tezuka. "15-love!"

"What? Tezuka…he should have returned it? What's wrong with him?" Jess thought.

"Heh heh, I told you no one can stand up to the power of the Blue Tiger. Here's another one!" Ryuuku served again.

"30-love!"

Ryuuku served again. A smirk was forming on his face.

"40-love!"

"Tezuka…" Jessica thought.

"Game! Tokiwa, 1-love!"

"Haha, how's that, Kunimitsu? Too rough for ya?" taunted Ryuuku.

"Gasp! He did not just call Tezuka by his first name! I'm not even allowed to do that!" Jessica thought bitterly. "Come on Tezuka, destroy him!"

It was Tezuka's turn to serve. He bounced the ball a few times, and looked up across the court to Ryuuku.

"Ha, let's see how his serve is," Ryuuku thought. "Seeing how he never returned any of mine, he's probably not that good of a player."

Tezuka's serve came, and Ryuuku returned it easily. This time Tezuka hit the ball back with a strong force. The ball flew past Ryuuku.

Ryuuku looked to where the ball had landed. "Hm, he's got some skills, I see. It matters not though. I haven't had a challenge in a long time. And the prize is definitely worth fighting for." Ryuuku looked to Jess and smirked at her.

A little later into the game, a little later in the afternoon…

The score was now 3-1, in favor of Tezuka. Ryuuku was getting pissed that he was losing. "I've got to get him distracted somehow! Hm, I know!" Ryuuku thought. "You know what, Kunimitsu?"

Tezuka looked up at Ryuuku. There was an annoyed expression on his face. At least, annoyed looking for Tezuka.

"Kawamoto has such nice, soft skin. It's so smooth and firm. And her body is…"

A rock appeared out of nowhere and hit Ryuuku on the head. Jess was screaming all sorts of cuss words at Ryuuku. The game continued after Ryuuku got a bandage for the large bump on his head. It was Tezuka's turn to serve.

"Uhn!" Tezuka grunted. (A/N: You know, the grunt he makes when he hits the ball. Oh come on, all the players make some kind of noise when hitting the ball…)

"Wha!" Ryuuku tried to return the ball, but when the ball connect with his racket, it flew out of his hands. His hands were shaking from the serve.

"Wow! What was that serve just now? It was crazy!" Jess commented.

"Hm, Tezuka's bullet serve has improved by 5 percent, " Inui commented, while writing the new data down in his notebook.

"Whoa, where'd you come from?" Jessica asked.

"I'm always around when there's an opportunity to collect new data," replied Inui, while pushing up his glasses.

"Does Tezuka seem irked? Or is it just me?" Taka asked. (Jess: Hey, where'd you come from?)

"He does seem to be angry by something," Fuji stated. (Jess: Huh? Where?)

"Nya! Tezuka seems to play better when he's angry though!" Eiji said. (Jess: Where are all you people coming from?)

"I wonder what made him so mad…," Oishi wondered. (Jess: Well I'm going to stop wondering when and how you guys came over!)

Ryoma, Kaidou, and Momo had come over to watch too. They remained silent.

"Game! Tezuka, 5-1!"

"Damn, I'm losing badly! I've got to do something to catch up!" Ryuuku served the ball. Tezuka, of course, easily returned it. "There! If I hit it into the left corner, he shouldn't be able to reach it…!"

Instead of going to the left corner, the ball went directly to where Tezuka was standing.

"Grr, once more!" Ryuuku tried to hit into the left corner. The same result happened.

"There it is! Tezuka Zone!" Oishi said.

"Tezuka Zone? Isn't this just a recreational match? Tezuka's opponent doesn't look that strong, so why is he using it?" Taka questioned.

"Who knows," Fuji said.

The game continued on. Finally, the score was 40-love, Tezuka's favor.

"Come on, come on! Just score one point! If I do, it might disrupt the flow of the game! Tezuka will be too shocked that I finally scored, and then it'll be my chance to catch up!" Ryuuku thought. He was so busy thinking about his plan that he didn't notice the ball coming towards him until it was almost too late. "Dah!" Ryuuku hit a high, slow lob ball across the net. "Shoot, he'll probably smash it!" Ryuuku started running backwards. "Now I'm read-huh?" Instead of the smash, Tezuka hit a small lob back. Ryuuku quickly ran forward. It looked like he was going to make it, but once the ball landed on the ground, it rolled back to the net.

"Game, set, and match! Tezuka, 6-1!"

"Zero-Shiki Drop Shot. Just like Tezuka to end a game with that shot," Fuji commented.

Jessica was ecstatic. She quickly ran onto the court. "You lost Ryuuku. That means you don't come around here anymore and stalk me."

Ryuuku was kneeling in defeat. His face was shadowed. All of the sudden, he stood up, and laughed. "Fufufu, very well. I shall leave you alone. But if you should ever get lonely Kawamoto…"

"Just go already!" Jess started throwing tennis balls at Ryuuku.

"Ow, ok! Ow, Ow, sayonara, Kawamoto and Kunimitsu! Ow, ow…" Ryuuku finally left.

Jessica turned to Tezuka. "Tezuka, thank you very much for playing."

"No problem, Kawamoto."

Jessica grinned. She felt like hugging Tezuka, so she started moving forward. All of the sudden, Tezuka was gone. He had walked over the other regulars.

"What are you all doing here? Why aren't you practicing? Ten laps around the court, now!"

Jess fell to the ground. (anime fall) Tezuka turned around at the sound of Jess' fall.

"What are you doing, Kawamoto?"

"Sigh…Nothing," Jessica cried.

Gah. Finally, chapter 14 is finished. Phew, my first tennis match description. I hope you guys like it! And this chapter is nice and long, so it should keep you people entertained for awhile, since I won't be posting this week/ weekend. Freaking teachers, giving me all this homework, making me take a PSAT, and making all the tests the day after the PSAT. I've got a lot of work to do, and no real time to update. Sorry minna! Please read and review, and I'll update in two weeks!